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  Wait until Su has satisfied the studio crew one by one.

  Ming is finally coming through with his team.

  "Oops! Big Ballerina! I've been waiting for you for so long! Are you still tired after yesterday's match? Do you want to take a rest?"

  As the general manager of China, Ming's ability to talk to himself has been perfected to the point of perfection.

  Of course, that was said purely to be condescending.

  Yesterday's eight-minute, five-goal game had Su completely exploding all over the world.

  It's even vaguely comparable to Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.

  This made Pepsi HQ happy.

  So, on Ming's way here in the morning, not only the headquarters but also the president of the China region called Ming to explain!

  Be sure to serve Su well.

  This could be Pepsi's best chance to beat Coca-Cola in China.

  That's what led to the scene where the normally high eyed GM Ming turned straight into a teddy.

  "Mr.Ming, you're welcome!"

  "Haha, come let me introduce you!"

  "Pepsi has called all the hottest stars in China this year in order to make this advert!"

  "This, the film star, Mr.hu!"

  With that, Mr.hu walked up to Su and shook Su's hand.

  Mr.hu has always been a fan, and as a Liverpool die-hard he has always fantasised that one day in the future Su could wear a Liverpool shirt and get another UCL title for Liverpool.

  "Hello Su, I'm a fan of yours too, why don't you give me an autograph!"

  I thought Mr.hu was joking, but the man actually pulled a pen out of his pocket and then pulled out a FC Schalke 04 number 10 jersey!

  "Oh! Okay, Mr.hu! Unh!"

  Su is also quite fond of the film star who has not been much of a gossip.

  Looking at Mr.hu really took out a pen, also hurried to Mr.hu signed one.

  Also sent a wish for Mr.hu to set the world on fire!

  Add that to the list and the jersey could be worth a fortune.

  "Thanks, haha, you're too kind!"

  Watch as Su adds one more for himself.

  Mr.hu gleefully collected the jersey.

  "Be sure to look for me when you return to your country in the future, I'll treat you to delicious food!"

  "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, sure!"

  "Haha, Su old brother ah, this, our hottest four little flower girls in China right now, Yang!"

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  Yang didn't have much to say, and hurriedly stepped back after extending his hands to shake Su's.

  She had expected Ming to introduce Han first, but not her.

  In terms of fame alone, she really can't compare to this supergroup member who is on fire all over Asia right now.

  "This one! Han, a member of Super Junior, our hottest group in China right now!"

  Seemingly because he hadn't been introduced first, he barely managed to squeeze out a small smile on his already cold looking face and shook Su's hand!

  Su responded with no extra thoughts.

  He seems to have never been much of a fan of such singing and dancing stars ....

  "Well, this one! Goddess of All! Mr.Gao you must know!"

  Mr.Gao shook Su's hand graciously.

  These days, Mr.Gao actually had a pretty hard time because of the filming of "Nanking, Nanking" in 08!

  She suffered from depression and didn't make a comeback for almost a year.

  She didn't have much hope for this commercial opportunity, but the company seemed to want to build momentum for her comeback, so they made a strong case for her to replace Zhoudongyu, who had recently burst into flames.

  Su looked at the somewhat unnatural Mr.Gao and nodded as well.

  Although in his last life, he had fantasies about this universal goddess, but she was married.

  2010!

  Oops!

  It looks like she's still single at this point.

  Blah blah blah!

  We have to concentrate on our ball work, we can't think about all this nonsense.

  "There's one last one left!"

  "WangXinling!"

  "You must be a fan of hers!"

  When the end came, a perky girl jumped out.

  Well, actually this youthful looking girl is 28 years old, a full ten years older than Su.

  But the years don't seem to have left any traces on the actress' body.

  Even in her forties, she still looks exactly the same as she did at eighteen.

  Instead, one by one, her teenage fans have turned into balding, middle-aged, fat nerds.

  "Hello, Su! I'm WangXinling from Taiwan, please teach me more!"

  As always a sweet opener, this voice came out.

  A piece of magical BGM appeared to be playing in his head!

  "If you sneeze ...."

  Su has kind of resisted the urge to jump up and down.

  Got to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to!

  Hold on, there are so many fans here, let's be reserved, otherwise tomorrow it will be rumoured that Su is a pervert and that would be a shame!

  "Hello hello! I'm really your fan, why don't you give me an autograph!"

  Only Su didn't hold back in the end and asked for Mr.hu's pen.

  Then after a long search in front of so many people, there was no way to just take off his jacket and have WangXinling sign his name directly onto his shirt!

  Don't look at Su, he's only 18, he's actually hiding the soul of a middle-aged greasy man in this body!

  After the introduction.

  Ming is finally calling out the director of the advert.

  Advertising Director ....

  To put it bluntly, they are the lackeys of capital.

  What with the director's self-cultivation and all that there was absolutely nothing.

  Ming said Su can film whatever he wants later, and it's totally fine to change the script on the spot or whatever.

  I thought the director would be upset, but I didn't realise that this director was more of a teddy than Ming!

  Okay!

  Who calls people Su red!

  Or the red to the world kind.

  ..........

  Say it's a simple advert.

  But after getting the script, Su realises that the advert is definitely much more tiring than the one played out on TV!

  It's not one of those just stand and stuff that you think is over in ten seconds or so.

  It's a total little sitcom!

  Su, on the other hand, is the main actor throughout the sitcom.

  Mr.hu...

  Became Su's caddie.

  Han is the other caddie.

  The two keep helping Su pick up the ball, then Su inadvertently kicks a shot off the field and hits a passing Yang.

  Yang is smashed unconscious, while Han and Mr.hu rush to call Su to join them in rescuing the others.

  Both men tried to manually breathe.

  That's when WangXinling and Mr.Gao appeared.

  Mistaking the three for hooligans.

  Then Su had a bright idea and saw the vending machine down the street.

  Want to buy a Pepsi to save Yang.

  But found no money.

  So a couple of guys get the ball in front of Su, who pops it and smashes a Coca-Cola out of the vending machine!

  Yes, the first one out was Coca-Cola.

  WangXinling takes it out for a dunk, but Su stops it and kicks the Coca-Cola right into the vending machine, this time smashing a Pepsi.

  Su is finally satisfied and gets a Pepsi to dunk on Yang.

  Yang woke up!

  At the end a few people stood together and did a dance!

  ......

  After reading the script, Su froze!

  What fucking shit writer wrote this script, it's so fucking fucked up!

  Not only Su, but a few of the other actors also looked disgusted!

  Only, the script was the only one, there was no way, and eventually a few people started filming with a stiff upper lip!

  .............

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