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  “Why? What the…Hey stop it! OUCH!” I roared as she started hitting me over the head with her clipboard. Milliard and Jaren sniveled in the corner.

  “YOU!” She screamed between hits. “ARE THE REASON I ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK TODAY! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT’S BEEN SINCE WE HAVE HAD AN INCIDENT OF THIS MAGNITUDE?! YET, ON YOUR FIRST DAY WE HAVE TWO HUGE ONES, AND YOU’RE INJURED! ARE YOU CURSED OR SOMETHING? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAPERWORK I’M GOING TO HAVE TO FILL OUT BECAUSE OF YOU! THE PAPERWORK IS STACKING EVEN HIGHER BECAUSE I HAVE TO TREAT YOU FOR THESE INJURIES THAT I’M GIVING YOU NOW!”

  Milliard or Jaren let out an abnormally loud whimper and she stopped bashing my skull in. Her entire demeanor changed, and she exuded feminine energy. She changed from her gruff, angry voice to a sweet and cute one. “Oh! Milliard! I’m such a fool! How could I not notice you were in here? There’s no need to cry, my prince!”

  He instantly recovered. “PHEW! That was scary! I thought a pride spirit, or something had broken in here!”

  Jaren got up as well and started fixing the door.

  I balled my fists. “WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL! Why would you be afraid of something like that! Couldn’t you just kill it?! Why didn’t you help me you bastard! She could have caved my…”

  I blinked and her finger was on my lips. “Hush now little one. The adults are talking.”

  Her seductive energy threw me off momentarily, but before I could retort she vanished, reappearing at Milliard’s side.

  She pulled him close. “Now, now my prince. You should never have to see me like this if it is not your desire to. Give me just a moment.”

  She walked into the corner and started stripping! Everyone in the room was shocked as we tried to hide our infatuation.

  She threw her lab coat over her underwear. “I wear this special lingerie every day in the hopes of getting to see you for even a mere moment, my prince!”

  I was flabbergasted. Does he get this kind of treatment all the time? My eyes widened. This world is amazing. I need to become an Archigos.

  He started sweating profusely. “Uhhhhh…that’s nice and all, but I’m kind of already spoken for…”

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  CRASH!

  As Jaren clumsily fixed the door, it suddenly exploded, completely shattering into splinters. The sharp fragments peppered everyone and sent sawdust everywhere. A lone woman with a leather jacket and a short skirt was standing in the doorway.

  She glared at the stripper. “I knew I smelled a thot in here…but I didn’t expect it to be you again...Cara.”

  The stripper pulled a sword out of her lab coat. “Laura…my mortal enemy and rival…I knew this day would come. It is time for us to duel for Milliard’s heart!”

  They stood face to face in the center of the room. Their combined Spirit Energy swirled around the room, even surpassing Milliard’s from the throne room.

  Milliard nervously stepped between them. “Uhh, ladies? Could we...”

  Laura drew her blade. “Hush baby…It’s time I settled this once and for all. This hussy is no rival of mine. But her overwhelming defeat will be yet another great display of my undying love for you!”

  “But do you really need to...”

  Cara pointed her blade at Laura’s neck. “Silence my love! I will fight with everything I have, and my total domination will be more than enough evidence of the fact that we are destined to be together! Regardless of your engagement status!”

  I wish girls would fight over me like this…

  CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

  I stared in awe as they began an epic, bloody duel. Both sides fought and clawed desperately for any advantage. Milliard nervously interjected to break it up, but each time he was swatted away by one of the girls. Jaren and I tried to protect ourselves, but we were still trampled and peppered with debris.

  “Light Craft! Art 2, Flash Bang!”

  “Light Craft! Art 1, Spectrum Vision!”

  “Light Craft! Art 4, Red light slash!”

  “Light Craft! Art 8, Reflect!”

  “Light Craft! Art 5, Radio Wave Blast!”

  “Light Craft! Art 9, Piercing Infrared Slash!”

  Their raucous cacophony of violence destroyed the infirmary and the surrounding area. The battle spilled into the hallway and eventually raged outside of the school until they were battling across the sky far from the building. Jaren and I had been left battered and bloodied. I was so exhausted from dodging laser beams and energy slashes that I felt as if I had been the one fighting for my life.

  Jaren sighed. “At least they’re gone now…”

  CRASH!

  They barreled into the room, scattering debris everywhere. My eyes stung from the cloud of dust, but both girls were suspended in the air by a device attached to their heads. The devices held them at a safe distance from each other. The girls were bloody, scarred, and most of their clothes had been beaten off, but Cara looked much worse for wear. Despite that, they angrily scratched, clawed, kicked, and swung at each other.

  “You sausage sucker!”

  “You meat muncher!”

  “You link licker!”

  “You glizzy gobbler!”

  “Light Craft, Art 5, Radio Wave Blast!”

  “Light Craft, Art 3, Photon Beam!”

  Their attacks only produced sparks and sputters.

  Milliard raced into the room from the hallway. “Phew! They’re finally out of Spirit Energy! That’s a relief…”

  The owner of the two devices entered the room.

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