Hey guys, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to start with first? I’ll leave it up to you.

  bad news:

  As a result of events, which are mentioned in the good news tab, I will be having to go on hiatus for a bit, and won’t be able to do weekly uploads for a while. I really hate to do this so soon in, but I promise I won’t be abandoning the project, and I fully intend to return as soon as I have things put together

  good news:

  I now have a beta reader who is helping with critiques and review stuff, so the quality of chapters should go up significantly, and some older chapters are going to be revamped to have better quality and continuity, and we may even get cover art, depending on how things go. I will also be acquiring a backlog, so uploads should be more consistent even if I don’t have time to write for a week, and I will be able to do bonus chapters for milestones like our first ten followers or commenters or stuff like that.

  Now, I believe I need this to be 500 words to post, so we’re gonna get some random ones from the library of babel

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  if anyone takes issue with any of these words, I’ll remove them, they were grabbed randomly with very little review in my haste to get this notice up