I'm just an average your school boy student, an average and i don't have any speciality at all. I'm really useless, just really useless and i can't even do something right. I just wish that, well, if a god really exist then why is he so cruel to me? Huh, you really can’t expect anything that human brain can't understand.

  Well, it's all of my thought until i got into this place. A void place, i think it's a cube?

  “I will grant your wish, anything! Just tell me!”

  “Huh?”

  What? Who is she? A tall entity just suddenly appear in front of me, on second thought she's pretty.

  “I’m a boy you know... and i can read your mind.”

  Suddenly it's silent...

  “uhm.. just tell me your wish is and i really hate my job”

  “Huh? Care to explain all of this?”

  “Fine..you humans know me as a god.”

  “A god? Why a god dress like a girl when he's a boy?”

  “Uhmn.. Uh... It's a hobby okay? Anyway, just tell me your wish and we can forget about all of this.”

  Hearing that word i just reminded that i have a lot of wish and i must choose carefully my wish, lets see..

  Should i wish for a girl? No no that will just make me looks pathetic. Should i just wish for a—

  “C’mon just say it already”

  This god is really just pain in the ass...

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  “Okay fine! I wish you become my servant for life!”

  “Oka- WAIT WHAT!?”

  When he start screaming suddenly a light appeared and a real girl appear! Yeah! A real bishoujou!!! Oh god, i just blessed.

  “Your wish is granted”

  “HEY! WAIT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS! HEY EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS!”

  “You will come with me you stupid bishounen USELESS GOD!”

  “Ah, before you go i got to tell you something, if a god is going to the human world that means the god gender will be reversed. That means that ‘Your god' will be turn into a girl, okay bye!”

  “Ah.. where is? Oh, it's my room but why do i feel something soft in my hand? Ah, don't tell me...”

  When i look at my hand i see that my hand on her breast, typical ?liche. Guess he is a she now.

  I try to lift her up from my hand but she's too heavy! What is this girl made of? A mithril!? I try to pull and lift my hand with all my strength until it's succesfully out, yeah now my left hand on her butt...

  I'm facepalming and i rethinking about my life, eh!? Ah, finally she's waking up now i can feel gla—eh? Why her face is red like a tomato? Oh, my left hand...

  “YOU DAMN LOW LIFE PERVERT!”

  And i just make a human size hole in my wall, guess my life will be normal... i think