Chapter Forty-six: Side Attack

  Fortunately, Tang Paozi was thick-skinned and broad-minded, with a carefree and resigned temperament. Even if he was scolded and beaten, and thought of killing himself after being reprimanded, as soon as he returned to his room and took a nap, he would immediately become calm and composed, regarding the matter as fleeting clouds; if it were someone who liked to nitpick, they might have already hanged themselves from the beam several times by now.

  Of course, all those official sayings like "being content with one's fate", "carefree and easy-going" are just nonsense. The fat guy basically ripped off the skin from one side of his face and stuck it onto the other side - one side has two layers of skin, the other side has no shame!

  This time, Fatty finally took advantage of the Mid-Autumn Festival to slip out of the house and the first thing he did was to find Jun Xie to pour out his grievances. Jun Xie was worried about what exactly was in his hand, but as soon as Tang Fatty arrived, the two of them were like a pair of adulterers who had just met, immediately hitting it off and walking shoulder-to-shoulder to the Drunken Immortal Building, where they loudly ordered several small dishes and started drinking.

  Tang Baozi took a sip of wine, let out three sighs, then stretched out his radish-like fingers to curse heaven and earth, venting his frustrations before taking another sip, repeating the cycle... The words were fierce, the language was venomous, the hatred was bone-deep, as bitter as an old widow who had been wronged her whole life.

  All the guests upstairs couldn't help but glance over! Even the guard on the side turned his head, pretending not to recognize him: Following such a young master out, it's really too... humiliating.

  The young master couldn't help but shoot a sideways glance, and although the young master was calm and composed, it seemed that the fat man's scolding also included himself. He had to pretend to be ignorant while actually understanding, and he couldn't vent his anger, so how could he not give a sideways glance!

  "I asked you, Fatty, what exactly did your family lose? You're so gloomy and resentful that even I can't drink my wine." Jun Xie frowned at the cup in front of him. He really couldn't drink it. Being scolded was one thing, but as a great killer, he was usually calm and composed, and any momentary discomfort would pass quickly. But this wine... it smelled fragrant, yet its taste was dull and bland, without even a hint of alcohol, like dishwater! It really made Jun Xie's head ache!

  If I had to let Jun Ye evaluate this wine, it would be like a woman even more majestic than Tang Yuan pouring an entire bottle of inferior and expired perfume all over herself.

  After drinking this wine, Jun Xie suddenly couldn't help but think of the rainstorm night when he drank in Song Lao San's small shop. That kind of trashy wine that was trampled by Jun Xie to be worthless, now thinking about it, it actually has some nostalgia.

  It's said that people compare with others will die, goods compare with goods will remain, although the wine in front of you is also hard to swallow, and can't be compared with the fine wines of previous lives, but he now finally knows, that what that person said earlier, that the wine is one of the few good ones in the entire capital city, and it's limited edition... is actually true!

  The idea of brewing your own wine suddenly became clear! It seems that after the fermentation, you forgot about it. Let's count the days... Ah, I think in a few days, the new wine should be ready! Hurry up and get it out, even if not for making money, but at least have some to drink yourself!

  If I only drink this kind of rubbish wine, will it let me live?! When I brew the wine, I'll limit its sale, one jar for 10,000 taels of silver. If you want to buy it, fine; if not, then forget it! I'll just drink a bottle and look at another, and if I really can't drink it, I'll pour it out to feed the pigs! It's truly unbearable to say this!

  He pinched his nose and gulped down a cup of "garbage", thinking maliciously. With his evil energy, if he got angry, it's not impossible that he would even feed fine wine to pigs...

  "Ugh......" Tang Yuan wanted to speak but stopped, his round and chubby face, as smooth as a steamed egg, twisted in an expression: "Third Young Master... Brother, I'm really miserable. Why did those bastards have to frame me? Can't they just leave me alone? I curse their ancestors for eighteen generations! This life of mine will never be done with them! And those damned thieves, why did they steal from our family and then blame it on me? Grandfather is so unfair... I curse those thieves... I curse their whole family to wither away..."

  The more he spoke, the more agitated he became. When it came to sad things, Tang Yuan stood up excitedly, and with a loud crash, one of his massive thighs slammed down on the chair he was sitting in, causing his entire body to shake violently. His face twisted in a fierce expression, he let out a mighty roar towards the sky! Fortunately, the tables and chairs at Drunken Immortal Pavilion were sturdy enough to withstand the crushing weight of this fat man!

  You're really can't take it anymore, painfully covering your face with your hands, wanting to escape in shame - being with this fatty is too embarrassing...

  The entire third floor of Drunken Immortal Pavilion fell silent in an instant! Everyone turned their heads, staring at this heap of fatty meat trembling with excitement.

  Panting, Tang Yuan moved his thigh down and sat heavily on the chair without wiping it clean, raising his cup to gulp down the liquid.

  "Third Young Master, this time my family has lost something that's really big!" Tang Yuan twisted his face: "Just for this thing, in the past four or five days, I've been scolded by Old Master and Old Lady at least a dozen times. The old man even chased me with a big stick and beat me severely. You think I can run fast like this? Look at me now, I'm all skin and bones!" Tang Yuan pitifully compared himself to his former self, sitting in the chair, his belly sagging down, covering his knees...

  "Hmm... you've really lost a lot of weight." Xie Yan said insincerely, and then added: "You're so thin now, your face doesn't even have any wrinkles."

  Tang Yuan snorted, originally wanting to turn off Jun Xie's appetite, but unexpectedly Jun Xie didn't ask any further questions. Although it was a shameful matter, Tang Yuan had suffered so much for this incident that he naturally had an intense desire to pour out his feelings. Otherwise, why would he stubbornly drag Jun Xie out?

  "That's the Xuan Dan! The Xuan Dan of San Shao!" Tang Yuan whispered in Jun Xie's ear, "And it's even the Xuan Dan of a 9th-level peak Xuan Beast! This is a heaven-defying treasure!"

  "It's just a Xuan Dan, I thought it was something extraordinary." The Xuan Dan of the 9th level peak Xuan Beast? Jun Xie's heart skipped a beat, but he turned his head away with disdain: "What's so special about that thing, I have one in my hand too."

  "You think it's just a ordinary five or six level thing? That thing in your hand, can it compare to mine?" Tang Yuan snorted: "I'm telling you, the one my family lost is the top-level ninth grade Xuan Dan. If this news gets out, I'm afraid the whole world will be shocked! If a strong Di Xuan practitioner takes the ninth grade Xuan Dan, they can rise from the beginning of Di Xuan to the peak of Tian Xuan in one step! And if a mid-stage Tian Xuan strong practitioner takes it, they can even rise to the Supreme Divine Xuan realm! The Supreme Divine Xuan, Third Young Master, is a high-level expert that's hard to find in the whole world!" Tang Paozi's short and fat hands made a exaggerated embracing gesture, implying that this was the entire world.

  "Is it really that effective?" Jun Xie's heart was racing, but he looked at him with a skeptical face: "You're also boasting so much in front of me? If it's really that effective, wouldn't all the merchants under the sky go crazy selling it?!"

  "Who the f**k is bullshitting to death the whole family!" Tang Yuan felt deeply insulted, pointed to the sky and swore, slapping his chest, a fat face flushed bright red: "Are you out of your mind? Do you think this thing is common in the world? If it weren't for the fact that this thing is rare in the world, my old man would not have gotten so angry! I'm telling you, I've found the wrong person to vent to!" Tang Baozi got excited, and his usual curse words "he's mother" stuck in his mouth and wouldn't come out.

  "Oh…… I really sympathize with your mother." Jun Xie let out a long "oh" and casually learned a phrase. He quickly calculated in his mind. If it was indeed such an extraordinary treasure, then it couldn't be returned to the Tang family. This thing, if it could create a super strong expert for one's own family, wouldn't that be much better than wasting it on the Tang family?

  Tang Yuan's eyes turned red, and he felt that in the past few days, only Jun Xie was willing to listen to his troubles. Suddenly, he felt moved again, and with a loud snort, he blew out a big glob of snot, which he then carelessly flicked away. Just as he was about to say some sweet words to Jun Xie...

  "Who? Who the hell is throwing snot everywhere? Get out here, damn it! Watch me wipe out his whole family!" A sharp, infuriated voice rose up, accompanied by an unparalleled sense of desperation...