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  Red candles and fine wine, indispensable for creating an atmosphere, exquisite porcelain plates and silverware exuding a noble aura, top-grade steak, high-quality Wang Zai milk, plus a deeply affectionate and handsome gentleman, now only missing a refined and enchanting lady.

  This was the surprise Wu Ming had prepared for Leng Bingbing, a belated Valentine's Day dinner. Everything was ready, and with a clap of his hands, he revealed a romantic smile, thinking it was perfect. He didn't notice that on the wall beside the dinner table hung a portrait of a person's head, which under the red candlelight, made the scene look like a romantic mausoleum.

  He gave Leng Bing a call and found out she was already on her way back, Wu Ming revealed an evil smile, my lovely cow is coming back! After downing several cups of wine, the fierce fire ignited the dry wood, and the wonderful night began.

  After lighting up more than a dozen red candles placed around the living room, Wu Ming returned to his room. After a while, he walked through the living room wearing only a pair of large underpants and humming a tune as he entered the bathroom. He was preparing to give his second brother a good grooming so that he could leave a good impression on others.

  He had just closed the door when a candelabra placed on a low cabinet beside the sofa suddenly fell, and the burning candle dropped onto the sofa...

  The bathroom was filled with a thick fog, Wu Ming sniffed his nose and seemed to smell a pungent smoke flavor. He furrowed his brow, as if it smelled like burnt leather? Was someone boiling the family's leather shoes for food? The taste was too unique! I wonder if they added scallions?

  Soon, thick smoke seeped in from the gap under the bathroom door. Wu Ming found that something was wrong and hastily put on his pants. As soon as he opened the bathroom door, a pungent smoke rushed towards him. He quickly closed the door, turned around and climbed up to the small window of the bathroom, but then jumped back, thinking that they were on the seventh floor!

  Covering his mouth and nose with a towel that had been splashed with water, Wu Ming flashed out of the bathroom like lightning. The living room was on fire over a pretty large area, he didn't think about putting it out at all, directly opening the door, wearing only his underpants, he dashed out.

  "Fire! Everyone hurry up and run for your lives!"

  Soon, the residents of the entire building and nearby households gathered under the burning building, worried about the fire, especially those living in adjacent buildings, who were extremely concerned that the fire would spread to their own homes.

  Among the onlookers, Wu Ming, who was only wearing a pair of shorts, stood out so prominently. There were more people staring at him than at the fire. Who is this guy? How can he rush out without even wearing clothes? Doesn't he have any shame?

  Thick smoke drifted out of the window, and Wu Ming felt a sense of unease. He glanced at a pretty young woman standing beside him and winked at her, asking with interest: "Little auntie, do you like fires?"

  The young woman rolled her eyes and said irritably: "I love it!"

  "What a classy move!" Wu Ming gave a thumbs up, proudly boasting: "That fire is from our house, isn't it burning with great momentum? Doesn't it look magnificent?"

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  At the same time as the fire truck arrived, Leng Bing also returned to the downstairs. She effortlessly found Wu Ming standing out in the crowd and wanted to go up and ask him something, but she felt embarrassed and quietly hid aside, pretending not to recognize that shameless pants man.

  Sharp-eyed Wu Ming also discovered Leng Bingbing, hesitated for a moment, and then walked up to her with a stiff upper lip, dryly saying: "Back?"

  He shot a cold glance at the people around him, and after finding that no one was paying attention to them, he asked in a gloomy tone, "Was it my house that caught fire? Can you tell me what happened?"

  Wu Ming stroked his chin and calmly said: "Indeed, it's our family's fault. I should be the one to take responsibility for the electrical short circuit."

  "This is the surprise for me?"

  "Wu Ming asked cautiously: 'Are you surprised?'"

  "Say what?" The cold and sinister tone of her question made it clear that if anyone were to hand her a brick at this moment, she would not hesitate to smash Wu Ming's head with it.

  Wu Ming said with a sense of grievance: "This is a natural disaster, and it can't be blamed on me."

  "Frostily and indignantly, he bellowed: 'Weren't you at home? Why didn't you rescue us when the fire started?'"

  "I was taking a bath at the time, and by the time I came out, the fire had already spread so much that it was impossible to save anything...” Wu Ming let out a sigh, then said with a relieved expression: “Fortunately I ran fast, or else my butt would have been burned."

  He let out a cold hum and said, "Not enough to succeed, but more than enough to fail."

  The fire was quickly extinguished, and Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing returned home. The hall still had accumulated water, the walls were smoked black by the fire, and the living room's sofas were burned to only leave skeletons, still emitting white smoke. Fortunately, the big fire did not spread to other rooms, only the living room was on fire.

  The firefighters were still spraying water to cool down the furniture in the living room and the gas pipes in the kitchen. Wu Ming stumbled back into the room, still smelling the pungent smoke, and hastily put on his clothes.

  Then Wu Ming walked into the cold room and saw her packing, Wu Ming scratched his head and said: "Sorry!"

  She gave Wu Ming a cold glance and said irritably, "Why should I apologize? It's a natural disaster."

  Wu Ming hesitated and said: "I want to say... that..."

  "What exactly do you want to say?"

  "I think I've figured out the cause of the fire......" Wu Ming showed a bitter smile, and with difficulty opened his mouth to say: "It's possible that it was the candles I lit in the living room that caused the fire."

  Fuming with rage, he bellowed: "You idiot! What are you doing lighting candles in the living room?"

  Wu Ming sighed with a helpless expression: "I had originally prepared a romantic red wine steak dinner, wanting to...".

  "Could you all come out for a moment?"

  The fireman's shout interrupted Wu Ming's words, what does he want to follow me? Is it possible that he wants to propose to me? The icy heart was like a small deer rushing around, the pretty face floated with a blush, he deliberately prepared a red wine steak dinner, and it should be done.

  After the firefighters left, Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing simply packed some valuables and stepped out of the house. After a big fire, it was no longer possible to live here, they could only move away.

  After all the luggage was loaded onto the car, Wu Ming still looked dejected. Thinking of his earlier disheveled state with only one pants on, he suddenly burst out laughing and said in a warm tone, "Don't be depressed, as long as you're fine."

  Wu Mingxi's expression changed as he said, "Not angry anymore?"

  "I'm hungry."

  Was she giving herself a chance to make up for past mistakes? Wu Ming excitedly said: "How about I invite you to have a big meal at the Caesar Palace?"

  Wu Ming's face was filled with excitement, his icy handsome face slowly warming up. I wonder if he'll propose to me again? Should I agree this time?

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  Caesar Palace is a high-end business hotel that integrates dining, entertainment and accommodation, with five-star hardware standards. After finishing dinner, Wu Ming sent Ling back to her parents' home, then returned to the hotel, as he had burned down their house and didn't have the face to move back in with his parents-in-law.

  Back in his room, Wu Ming took another shower. Having lived together for just one day, they were already separated due to external factors, which was really depressing. He opened the desktop computer in the hotel and prepared to find some fun. After fiddling with it for a while, he found a paid chat site.

  As a fan of Asian beauties, Wu Ming had a special prepaid movie card. After some quick and familiar operations, there was an additional beautiful girl's avatar on his QQ, and the video connected quickly.

  The heavily made-up girl in the video waved her hand and smiled coyly: "Big brother! Good evening, I'm Little Mei."

  The girl with a good figure said, Wu Ming's eyes turned green, and he said in a low voice: "Is it true or not? To prove that it is not a video recording, I will give you one minute to take off your clothes."

  "We've been standing here for so long, and we've always been honest with each other, okay? So I'll take off my clothes first." The girl giggled and actually started taking off her clothes. Just as she was down to her underwear, an old lady appeared behind her.

  Wu Ming's face showed a look of astonishment, and he pointed at his computer screen with his finger, saying in a low voice: "Grandma seems to be behind!"

  "Someone's grandma is in front!" The girl gave a flirtatious smile, and she still covered her chest and shook twice, as if a broom had flown over the camera. After a burst of screams, both the sound and picture cut off.

  Wu Ming couldn't help but burst out laughing, his eyes almost streaming with tears. Spending money was all about having fun, and tonight's expenditure was truly worth it - he was literally dying of laughter. Just then, the phone in the room rang.

  Wu Ming's expression changed slightly as he walked over to the bedside and picked up the receiver, saying in a gentle voice: "Hello?"

  "A gentle female voice sounded: 'Sir! Hello! Do you need room service?'"

  Do you need room service? Wu Ming shook his head in disappointment and said, "No need!"

  "Our service is very thoughtful!"

  Wu Ming showed a hint of disdain and asked, "How thoughtful? I'm in a bad mood now, want to burst into the hotel lobby, can you provide that?"

  Without waiting for a response, Wu Ming hung up the phone and hastily returned to his computer. Just as he was about to add another girl as a friend and start chatting, the doorbell rang, forcing him to put down his headset and go open the door.

  After taking a glance through the peephole and confirming that there were no danger factors, Wu Ming opened the door to find three men standing outside. He asked coldly, "Who are you? What do you want?"

  A greasy-haired and powdered young man leered with a sly smile: "We are the people you're looking for, we've come to serve you."

  Wu Ming looked puzzled: "Service? What service?"

  The young man with a greasy face and powdered complexion pushed two men with heavy makeup to Wu Ming's front, lowering his voice to ask: "How about these two handsome guys? Are they to your liking?"

  Two men with flirtatious expressions, Wu Ming suddenly understood something, he immediately got goosebumps all over his body. The service of this hotel is really too considerate! He shouted in a hurry: "All of you get out! I'm looking for women!"

  Bang! Wu Ming slammed the door shut, and three men stood outside, staring at each other. The oily-haired young man gritted his teeth and raised his middle finger, "Damn it, why didn't you say you were looking for a woman earlier? You wasted my time!"

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