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  A wise man's thoughts are a thousand, but there must be one mistake. Usually, everything is calculated without any omissions, but every time it comes to the crucial moment, mistakes always occur. Wu Ming really wanted to shout at the sky, "I'm not Tang Monk, I'm here to enjoy the blissful world of the West, not to seek the true scriptures!"

  If I had known this earlier, I shouldn't have been so reserved. A lively 17-year-old girl in her blooming season, with a slender figure and full of energy, it would be easy to exhaust myself. Wu Ming regretted it too late, and could only clench his fist and sigh. Was tonight really going to make him a miserable loser?

  Wu Ming stood at the door of the room, looking lost and dejected. Shen Ruo Xue came back from the bathroom and glanced at him, saying softly, "What are you still standing there for? You can rest now."

  "Oh!" Wu Ming nodded mechanically and walked back to his room with a dejected air.

  "Where are you going?"

  "Return to the house and destroy the dish."

  Shen Ruoxi's eyes twitched, and a small spark of anger rose in her heart. She said irritably, "Didn't you say that you couldn't sleep because you couldn't smell my scent?"

  "Wu Ming sighed: "The relatives of the family have come again, and the smell is unbearable. That would make me worse than dead."

  "What relatives?" Shen Ruo Xi was taken aback, turned around and thought for a moment before she shot Wu Ming a white glance, her face flushing with anger and embarrassment: "Can't you think of anything else besides this kind of thing?"

  Shen Ruoxi let out a disdainful cold hum through her nose, floated into the room and slammed the door shut with great force. It seemed like she was quite angry? Wu Ming rubbed his nose, following closely behind her into the beauty's boudoir.

  Baobei's four-character motto is 'steal, touch, strip, and snatch'. Stealing her heart, touching her body, stripping her skirt, snatching her person. What is love? Loving a woman means to deceive her, cheat her, trick her for a lifetime, until she is old and toothless, yet still say she is the most lovable woman in the world. This is true love.

  Every woman likes to listen to sweet words, but men need to learn to be timely and tactful. Compliments require skill; praising Xishi's beauty while looking at Dongshi's appearance is not a compliment, but sarcasm. To praise a woman so that she is delighted, you must tailor your praise to what she takes pride in.

  Being a woman is great, Shen Ruoxi's pride is her towering chest, Wu Ming always thought it was her buttocks, Ruoxi's sister's butt is really round!

  Disaster comes from the mouth, Wu Ming's wrong praise makes Shen Ruo Xi enter a violent state, opening the mode of soldiers and horses in chaos, and the war game between men and women begins.

  "Damn! Kicking my little brother, thinking of keeping him single?"

  "Hmph! Serves you right!"

  "You don't know how formidable I am unless you give me a chance to show off!"

  "Ah!"

  Next came a series of crisp crackling sounds, and the extinguished lights around lit up one by one. The sleeping neighbors were awakened, but Wu Ming and Shen Ruo Xi's war had already come to an end, falling into silence.

  In the room, on the messy big bed, Shen Ruoxi sat neatly on Wu Ming's lower abdomen, her face red like a delicate and charming peach blossom. Wu Ming gently squeezed her buttocks and said proudly: "Next time, dare to disobey again, and I'll spank you."

  Shen Ruoxi punched Wu Ming's chest, her face flushed with shame. Wu Ming chuckled and touched her cherry lips, then leaned in to whisper a secret in her ear.

  After hearing Wu Ming's whisper, Shen Ruo Xi showed a disgusted expression and scolded: "How disgusting! I don't want to!"

  Wu Ming's mouth curled up with a sly smile, Shen Ruo Xue was a silly little woman, an extremely easy to deceive lamb. He lightly coughed twice and said leisurely: "Then let's play rock-paper-scissors, the loser has to listen."

  Shen Ruoxi shook her head vigorously and hummed: "Don't think you can deceive me!"

  Wu Ming smiled and said: "I'll give you ten chances. As long as you can win me once, I won't bother you again. How's that? Isn't it very fair?"

  Shen Ruoxi thought for a moment, then stretched out her small hand and said in a soft voice: "As long as I win once, you'll let me sleep honestly, okay?"

  "Of course! A gentleman's word is harder to catch than a runaway horse!"

  Rock-paper-scissors, ten guesses all lost, Shen Ruo Xi stared foolishly at her own hand, revealing an incredulous expression, how could she not win once? Wu Ming's eyes became deep and mysterious, faintly saying: "This is heaven's will, heaven's will cannot be violated, Ruo Xi sister, accept your fate!"

  Shen Ruo Xi pouted and played dumb: "Must be cheating, doesn't count!"

  Wu Ming indignantly said: "But as a mother, one should set a good example for the child, and one cannot be insincere."

  Thinking of what Wu Ming wanted her to do, Shen Ruoxi felt her pretty face flush with heat, and after hesitating for a moment, she whispered: "Can we turn off the lights first?"

  The light went out with a pop, and the room was plunged into darkness.

  …………………………………

  The sun has risen, and the room is bright.

  Pig's trotters are really delicious! Sour, sweet and a bit salty, Wu Ming smacked his lips, slowly opened his eyes, and then found himself holding Shen Ruoxi's small foot, the delicate and lovely toes painted with bright red nail polish, making them look even more tender and moist.

  Why were her toes all wet? Ugh! Wu Ming covered his mouth and jumped up, wearing only his underpants as he rushed out of the room. Even though Wu Ming was usually very careful, he had still ended up drinking Shen Ruo Xi's foot washing water.

  After cleaning up the leftovers in the house, three people sat at the dinner table. Shen Ruo Xi's face was red and she almost buried her head into her chest, just like a shy new bride. Wu Ming's hair was disheveled and his complexion looked unhealthy.

  "Uncle! You don't look too good, are you sick?"

  Wu Ming's face turned pale and he said: "Nail polish poisoning from eating too much!"

  Shen Ruo Xi let out a snort of laughter, but she quickly stopped laughing. When Wu Ming poured milk into the cup, she glanced at it and thought of something, her face suddenly turned bright red, ugh! She covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom.

  Shen Yiyiy leaned against Wu Ming, blinked ambiguously and asked in a low voice: "Is Shen sister pregnant?"

  "Fart!"

  "Can farts get you pregnant?"

  "I said she's not pregnant!" Wu Ming said irritably, then coughed lightly and continued seriously: "She might be lactose intolerant."

  After finishing breakfast, the three of them put on thick winter clothes and drove to a leisure resort near Shijingshan District. This is a place with beautiful mountains and clear water, a great place for weekend leisure and entertainment. In order to attract tourists, the resort has recently been holding a treasure hunt activity.

  The so-called treasure hunt is that the owner of the mountain villa buried some prize cards in the orchard, as long as you dig up the prize card, you can exchange it for a prize. The first prize is a plasma TV, and the last prize is some cheap tobacco and liquor. Of course, there's also a special "thank you for your patronage" award.

  The ticket is 100 yuan, buying a good ticket, Wu Ming and the mother-daughter duo carried small shovels into the large orchard of over 100 mu, where traces of human cultivation can be seen everywhere, and the fruit trees still hang with sparse fruits that can be picked and eaten at will.

  Maybe the winning rate is too low, and there aren't many tourists coming to search for treasure. Wu Ming and his two companions wandered around the orchard, digging here and there, but after a long time, they still had nothing to show for it. Afterwards, they picked some fresh fruit and came to the sprinkler head in the orchard to wash up.

  Wu Ming picked up an apple and washed it.

  Shen Ruoxi picked up a snow pear and she is washing it.

  Shen Yiyiy stepped on feces and is washing her shoes.

  The two adults had stiff expressions on their faces, and their shoulders couldn't help but twitch. Shen Yiyiy glared at them and said with a blush: "If you want to laugh, just laugh, don't hold it in until you get hurt."

  "Haha……Geggie……" Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi burst out laughing, laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists. Shen Yiyi's small face turned black, earlier when she was picking fruit, she accidentally stepped on dog poop in the grass.

  Shen Yiyang had just washed her shoes, when a small black dog swaggered past the three of them. Shen Yiyang's eyes gleamed with malice as she stared at the little dog and sternly scolded it: "It must have been this dog that left the shit, I'm going to beat the shit out of it."

  Wu Ming and Shen Ruoxi hadn't even exchanged words yet, when Shen Yiyi was already waving a small shovel and charging towards the little dog. The little dog was quite clever, it sensed that something was off and immediately took off running. The three of them chased after the little dog as they ran out.

  Three people chased the little dog to a quiet corner of the orchard, the little dog ran very fast and disappeared in the grass in the blink of an eye. On the small mound in the grass, there was a sign that read: There is no treasure buried here, there are electric cables below, do not dig!

  Wu Ming's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he directly tore off the sign and started digging. Shen Ruoxi hastily stopped him, saying: "Are you crazy? The sign says there are electric cables below, and you're still digging?"

  "Wu Ming snorted: 'What's going on? This is just their attempt to cover up and distract, the grand prize must be buried here.'"

  "What if we really dig up an electric cable?" Shen Yiyiy asked with a light smile.

  "Run!" Wu Ming spat out a word, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said to the mother and daughter: "You two get back a bit, I'm going to dig this place up."

  Ah da da da... The earth flew, Wu Ming wielded a small shovel, like a powerful excavator, and in a very short time, he dug out a large pit about three meters long, two meters wide, and two meters deep. The mother and daughter were shocked, staring with their eyes wide open. Was this man a professional grave digger before?

  Wu Ming was still digging relentlessly, Shen Ruo Xi walked to the edge of the pit and shouted with a big sweat: "Stop digging, do you want to dig out the underground water?"

  Wu Ming wiped the sweat with his sleeve and smiled triumphantly: "This sign is indeed deceiving, there's no cable underneath, I feel like I'm getting closer to the grand prize."

  Shen Ruoxi's mouth twitched twice as she bitterly laughed: "Big brother! Use your brain, okay? Who would bury the prize so deep?"

  Wu Ming said stubbornly: "It's been so long and no one has dug up the grand prize, which means the boss here is a swindler, with a very black heart, and the treasure must be buried very deep."

  "Then let's continue digging!"

  Actually, Wu Ming had been digging for so long and still had no bottom line. He just didn't want to lose face in front of the beauty, he wanted to dig out something to prove his judgment.

  As long as you are willing to pay, there will always be returns. When digging nearly three meters deep, Wu Ming excitedly shouted: "Shen Ruoxi! I dug up a treasure!"

  The mother and daughter hastily gathered at the edge of the pit and anxiously asked: "What have you dug up?"

  "Wow! An antique!" Wu Ming, covered in mud, held up an earthenware jar and walked up the slope along the edge of the pit, beaming with joy: "We've struck it rich."

  She shook her head at the coarse and earthy pottery vase, smiling: "It looks like a pickled vegetable jar, with such an ugly appearance, even if it's an antique, it won't sell for much money."

  "It's hard to say whether it's valuable or not without an expert appraisal!" Wu Mingxi chuckled and said, "Let's go! We'll go back now and find someone to appraise it."

  Wu Ming held the pottery jar and walked out of the orchard with a spirited expression. It was said that he had unearthed an antique, and many treasure-hunting tourists' eyes lit up as they rushed to the spot where the treasure was discovered. A grand and true treasure hunt began.

  The office of the mountain villa, a male worker rushed in flustered and exclaimed: "Boss! Something's wrong, over a hundred people have dug up your great-great-grandfather's grave, we tried to stop them but couldn't."

  The fat boss slammed his hand on the table and roared: "What's going on here?"

  The male worker said cautiously: "I heard that someone dug up an antique ceramic jar, now all those who want to dig up antiques are eager, and their eyes are all red."

  "Damn it! That might be my ancestor's ashes urn, who the hell dug that up? Didn't we put a warning sign saying there are electric cables underground? Whose hand is so cheap?"

  "I don't know!"

  "Damn it!" The fat boss cursed loudly and stormed out of the office, with the male employee trotting behind him.

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