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  Welcome everyone to:

  When Wu Ming's military ID was shown, a hint of surprise flashed in Zhuge Dachang's eyes. However, as someone who came from the Flame Dragon, he understood the army's secrecy rules very well, so he tactfully didn't ask anything and only felt a little envious, which led to some disappointment.

  When he arrived at the company, Zhuge Dachang came to the business department to sign off on the case. Afterwards, he walked shoulder-to-shoulder with Wu Ming out of the business department, preparing to go find Leng Bingbing to report in. Just as they were leaving the office area, they ran into Robert, who was walking in from outside.

  "Is Da Chang back?" Robert smiled and waved, saying: "You've come just in time, I have something to discuss with you."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and asked: "What's up?"

  "Robert put on Wu Ming, and said in a warm tone: 'Is it about the new case? Leng should have mentioned it to you, right? This case is very important.'"

  Zhuge Dachang asked in surprise: "Isn't our case specifically handled by Director Leng?"

  "Yes! It's just that this case is a bit special, we need to mobilize twenty bodyguards on our side, and the specific business will still be handled by our business department. The task will be led by the two of us...” Robert explained: “Boss Leng went to the headquarters earlier, she instructed me to discuss the details of this case with you first, and the mission may be issued as early as tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

  "I just called her on the phone, why didn't she mention it then?"

  Robert shrugged and smiled: "Well, I don't know then. Let's go! We'll talk about it in the office."

  "Hmm!"

  Luxurious and stylish manager's office, three people sat on the leather sofa drinking coffee, Robert was explaining to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang the details of a new case, which is a long-term cooperation project with Anle Company that has signed a ten-year contract, with two to three tasks every year.

  The employer is Sky Blue Media Co., Ltd. In addition to film, television and music, they also publish magazines that are well-known throughout China. This is a highly influential mass media company and one of the most important clients of the Lung family conglomerate, so Anle Company attaches great importance to their case.

  Tianlan Media holds or sponsors some talent shows and beauty pageants every year. Just at the beginning of this month, they held a bikini miss beauty pageant. The national college-level sea election and the first round competition have ended, and the top 20 beauties were born two days ago.

  An'erle company assigned Wu Ming and other bodyguards to protect these beauties, of course, mainly protecting the organizers and several professional judges, the task period is about ten or so days, accompanying protection and shooting some outdoor promotional videos.

  Protect a large number of bikini beauties? Upon hearing this mission, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's hearts started racing wildly, they couldn't hear anything else, those organizers and expert judges could all go to hell!

  What is a bikini? It's a revealing swimsuit that barely covers anything, extremely vicious! When worn by beautiful women, it can kill the eyes of perverts. If worn by men, it can kill the lives of perverts.

  "Hey! Hey! Can anyone hear us?"

  "Ah?" Wu Ming snapped back to his senses, patted his chest and shouted: "Rest assured, hand over those girls to us! Whoever dares to touch a single hair on their heads will have to deal with me!"

  "That's right!" Zhuge Dachang replied with a flushed face: "The girls of the world, we have a responsibility as husbands, this task is left to us!"

  Robert's mouth twitched twice, and he said helplessly: "Protecting the beauty is the job of other bodyguards. The two of us need to protect Vice President Su of Tianlan Media, who is the representative of the organizer of this event."

  "Is this Su always male?"

  "Yes!"

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both showed a look of indignation and said in unison: "Let him go and cool off!"

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  "It's settled then......" Wu Ming stood up and said without hesitation: "The bikini girl is left to us, you take care of the rest yourself."

  Zhuge stood up and twisted his neck, after a crackling sound, he said: "Is there any problem now? If not, we are going out to eat."

  Robert wiped his sweat and said, "It's over for now."

  Wu Ming and Zhu Ge Da Chang walked out of the office with a spirited and refreshed look, their eyes gradually becoming hazy. In their minds, twenty turbulent bikini beauties began to appear. Their ideology remained unchanged for a hundred years, or they simply waved their hands and charged into the pile of bikini women.

  Whose bra is flying, are they the tears of a shooting star...

  Mountains may collapse, the earth may crack, seas may dry up, and rocks may rot, but even if a sow climbs a tree, animals still love to take off beautiful women's underwear.

  Embracing both left and right is the blessing of all people, embracing both left and right with those in front and behind, that's the blessing of all wheels. Even feces want to be in the ranks of beauty and luxury, a beastly fantasy of happiness! It's just that simple!

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  Lily Night, romantic dinner, after the meal, dear couple can enjoy a sweet kiss with 50% discount. This is a sign at the entrance of a Western restaurant. The two bloody characters '50% off' are really eye-catching, so some people didn't notice the other small words on the sign.

  The two brothers hadn't seen each other for a long time, and the activities had been arranged early on. Zhuge Dachang invited him to dinner, while Wu Ming asked him to get a massage. Men are actually similar to dogs in many ways, such as living a life as tiring as a dog's, and also, they will always be stubborn and unyielding.

  Two men walked into a western restaurant. Wu Ming teased: "I'm telling you, Pigsy! You're too stingy! You even need to find discounts before coming in."

  "It's better to save if you can!" Zhuge Dachang chuckled and asked, "By the way, San Gui, will your salary be given to your wife in the future?"

  "I don't know!" Wu Ming shook his head and smiled: "How about your salary?"

  I will deposit it into the bank.

  "What a pure dude!"

  "Then hand over the deposit book to your wife!"

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  The two of them found an empty table and sat down, completely unaware that the surrounding customers were mostly couples. After ordering, Zhuge Dachang smiled wryly and said: "My savings have been handed over to Wuduan, now I'm so broke, this kid ordered so much, later when it's time to pay, there won't be enough money, what a disaster!"

  Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said with a look of disdain: "In the future, you will definitely be a wife slave!"

  Zhuge Dachang slapped the table and said angrily, "Damn it! It's all because of Feng Tianming that son of a bitch. If he hadn't been messing around with Wushuang, I wouldn't be sleeping in the guest room now, and my savings would still be intact."

  Wu Ming exclaimed and asked in puzzlement: "Feng Tianming? What's that little J got to do with it?"

  Zhuge Dachang irritably reminded him: "Feng Tianming, Feng Wushuang, doesn't this ring any bells?"

  Wu Ming's eyes widened and he spoke with difficulty: "Could it be that they are siblings?"

  "It's almost the same...". Zhuge Dachang said with a crying face: "That little guy is Wú Shuāng's younger paternal cousin. If it wasn't for Wú Shuāng moving house and calling him to help, I wouldn't have known. What a damn coincidence."

  "No way? What a coincidence?"

  "What bad luck! This is really inauspicious!"

  "What's with that kid wearing small shoes?"

  "Nonsense! A bunch of nonsense!" Zhuge Dachang said angrily: "After moving the house, we'll eat together. That stinky kid has been slandering me in front of Wuduan, saying a lot of bad things about me, and finally even said that men with some money are unreliable, and rich men will definitely find a mistress."

  "What's next?"

  "The money is spent, the house is lived in, sleeping with men, hitting children, this is what most mistresses do!" Zhuge Dachang said angrily: "That kid told Wuduan that, and after eating, he left, and Wuduan immediately took my bankbook and credit card."

  "What bad luck!"

  "That's impossible!"

  Wu Ming smiled and said with a embarrassed face: "I helped take revenge, Feng Tianming can be renamed as Fen Tianming (meaning 'shit' in Chinese) now."

  "What's the meaning of this?"

  Wu Ming recounted the small incident that occurred at Leng Zhen's birthday banquet, and Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but burst out laughing after hearing it. Their voices were very loud, and a man sitting at a nearby table couldn't help but sneak a glance at them.

  Although Wu Ming wasn't a picky eater, his preferences leaned towards Western cuisine. So, Zhuge Dachang chose a Western restaurant. When a giant lobster from Japan with suspected radiation was served, they both fell silent and started devouring it.

  Wu Ming and Zhu Ge Da Chang calmed down, then heard a pair of men at the next table whispering to each other. The boy with red lips and white teeth said timidly: "I'm not discriminating against heterosexuality, but I really think heterosexuality is abnormal, very abnormal, brother! Is that a kind of disease?"

  "That's right! Heterosexuals are sick!" The rough boy said, "They are desecrating the most beautiful love in this world, and fortunately, heterosexuals are only a minority."

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance, couldn't help but shudder, the food in their mouths was hard to swallow. Even if this world went crazy, it's absolutely impossible for most people to be like Jige Laimei. They turned their heads to the other side, scared silly.

  A pair of men were passionately kissing, a pair of girls were sweetly feeding each other food. Looking around, most of the couples were either gay or lesbian, showing off their love. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's jaws dropped to the table. Has the "absolute generation" started to spread this year? If everyone becomes gay or lesbian, will it be the end of the world?

  Don't undo the brother's belt, men also love it, don't touch sister's hand, sister has a girlfriend. This restaurant is really full of gay feelings, overflowing with gay emotions. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are like sitting on pins and needles, sweating profusely. Did these people get infected with some kind of gay virus? Has the world turned upside down? Are heterosexuals really in the minority?

  Wu Ming finished eating and didn't swallow, suddenly shouting loudly: "Waiter, waiter, come over quickly to settle the bill!"

  A girl walked up to them with elegant steps, smiled and handed over a bill, saying: "The total is 77 yuan, will you pay by card or cash?"

  Zhuge Dachang finished reading the bill, cleared his throat twice and asked with a thick face: "Can't we get a 50% discount?"

  The girl looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang with a flirtatious gaze, pointing to the wall covered in paper notes in the distance, and giggled: "Of course it's possible! However, you have to kiss passionately in public, and leave your names and love words on the loving wall, only then can you get a 50% discount."

  "A kiss for the sister!" Wu Ming's face turned red as he pulled out a stack of 100-yuan bills and shouted, "I'm not a base man, this is money! The extra is for a tip!"

  After finishing, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang covered their faces and ran out of the restaurant like they were escaping with their lives. The old man only likes little girls who pick mushrooms, not little boys who pick mushrooms. We don't want to make contributions to family planning yet.

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