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  Last night, the seaside road was full of wonderful performances. Two ducks in July staged a thrilling counterattack... Several old women with no charm pretended to be rich women for a long time, seducing young ducks who were not yet familiar with the world, waiting for opportunities to steal their kidneys and repeatedly succeeded... What awaits these female demons is severe punishment by law, and then they will sit at the bottom of prison with their old buttocks.

  This is a shocking article excerpt from the latest issue of Zhonghai's "Interesting Essays" magazine, which has been reported by various media outlets in Zhonghai since morning. The news that sent chills down people's spines was about the capture of the kidney-stealing devil.

  The case investigation is not yet complete, and the police have not released any information. It's unclear where the major media outlets got their news from, but they've already started reporting it extensively. In order to calm public nerves, the police later confirmed the reliability of the news and announced that the depraved criminal gang members had been arrested.

  Compared to national affairs, ordinary citizens pay more attention to this kind of criminal news. The story about the kidney thief spread like wildfire in Zhonghai, and people on the streets were all talking about it. Good news doesn't travel far, but bad news spreads a thousand miles. That's just how society is nowadays.

  Even if it's just a small matter, under the influence of public opinion, a single baozi can lead to bloodshed. Public opinion is terrifying and has an effect similar to when Cang Teacher takes off her underwear and throws it into a group of otaku, easily causing rivers of blood and fields of corpses. This is what is meant by "fearful of people's words"!

  They just used illegal means to steal a few kidneys for sale, causing several small-time kidney traders to face unemployment, yet public opinion has already portrayed the group of criminals as demons, as if they had committed heinous crimes.

  It's not that the public's idea is extreme, whoever it is, if one day they go out to socialize and drink too much, then wake up to find that a kidney is missing, this is really too frightening, even just thinking about it makes people feel chilled to the bone.

  "This kind of person should be taken away and shot."

  "Yes! It's really too frightening, is this any different from murder?"

  "But those two freeloaders are really something!"

  On the big bus, a group of rookie bodyguards were discussing the news they heard in the morning. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked like stones in a toilet, their mood was not very beautiful, and instead of bringing peace to the good people, they got into trouble, no one would be happy about it.

  Eating soft rice? Duck? How annoying!

  Last night they went to the police station, after revealing their identities, they didn't even need to make a record. Of course, they didn't get any benefits either. Zhuge Dachang asked about the reward with a thick face, but the director explicitly stated that there was no reward, and after solving the case, they would send them a banner of police-people cooperation.

  What's the use of a brocade flag besides being dazzling? It's not as good as sending a portrait of Feng Jie, at least it can be hung on the door to ward off evil spirits.

  A group of bodyguards were discussing the topic of ducks, and their discussion became more and more heated. Zhuge Dachang could no longer hold back his temper, and angrily shouted: "All of you be quiet! We are bodyguards, don't be like gossipy women who never stop talking, pay attention to your manners!"

  Twenty bodyguards were startled, immediately shutting their mouths and stealing a glance at Zhuge Dachang. Wu Ming revealed a hint of a smile that he couldn't help but conceal. As soon as they exited the An Er Le company gate, he turned his head towards the window outside, just in time to see Leng Bingbing driving back from outside.

  Leng Bingbing is a career-minded woman who likes to take matters into her own hands. Since returning from the birthday banquet, Wu Ming has not seen her yet. She is now busy with the fitness center project. Once the swimming pool is completed, Anle Company will build an external open sports and fitness center around the existing facilities.

  Apart from this, the vacant floors of the company building will be used to build a security training center. The nature of work between security guards and bodyguards is roughly the same, with the latter being an advanced version of the former. Their biggest difference lies in their monthly salary - bodyguards can afford to buy cars, while security guards can only afford to buy car wheels.

  "Listen up, everyone..."

  Wu Ming came back to his senses and saw that the arrogant Zhuge Dachang was teaching a group of new bodyguards, he couldn't help but shake his head. In fact, he was the leader of this mission, and Zhuge Dachang was just the deputy.

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  At noon, Wu Ming and his party boarded the plane on time. Although the company booked economy class tickets, he had a familiar relationship with Zhuge Dachang and upgraded to business class in a dignified manner. They will fly to Sanya to meet with the people of Tianlan Transmission, and the specific tasks will be arranged by the person in charge of the organizing party.

  First-class cabin with few passengers and many flight attendants, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were originally quite honest, after all, this was a place where they could let their hair down. Their dignified expressions only lasted for a few minutes, until a beautiful flight attendant bent over in front of them, revealing her round buttocks, at which point they immediately forgot their own names.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's front seats had a problem, they couldn't recline, two flight attendants were dealing with it, one of them was kneeling on the carpet, her butt almost pointing to the sky, the two perverts behind her were getting excited.

  Zhuge Dachang leaned in close to Wu Ming's side, a sly smile spreading across his face as he whispered, "How is this buttocks?"

  Wu Ming raised his eyebrows and said softly: "Round, curved, springy."

  Zhuge Dachang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and sighed: "If I had returned to three hundred years ago, whoever got this buttocks could have conquered the world."

  Wu Ming blinked his eyes and whispered: "Believe it or not, I can casually touch her butt, but she can't do anything to me."

  "How is this possible?"

  "Dinner?"

  "Deal!"

  "Slap!" Wu Ming's body leaned forward, his hand raised and heavily slapped on the flight attendant's buttocks, excitedly shouting: "Is it Little Honeybee?"

  The flight attendant stood up with her buttocks covered and turned back, suppressing her anger and said in a cold voice: "What do you mean?"

  Wu Mingqi suddenly grabbed her shoulders and exclaimed excitedly: "Little bee, don't you remember me? I'm Xiao Wu Bai's brother!"

  "What's with Little Wu Bai?" The flight attendant took away Wu Ming's hand, a look of puzzlement in her eyes.

  Wu Ming showed a deep and nostalgic expression, asking: "You really don't remember me? In the past when we were in school, we often sang together because my voice was like Wu Bai, everyone called me Little Wu Bai, they said I was his other half, so they all called me Xiao Er Bai Wu!"

  The flight attendant said with shame and anger: "I'm not some kind of fool, I've mistaken you for someone else."

  "How could I possibly mistake?" Wu Ming said, touching her buttocks again and loudly saying: "Because of your protruding butt, everyone calls you Little Honeybee, I won't mistake."

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  "Wu Ming said with deep affection: 'Little Honey Bee!'"

  "......I really got the wrong person......" The flight attendant's face turned red as she quickly turned around and ran away, "I'm not some little bee, don't follow me."

  After the flight attendant stormed off, Wu Ming sat back in his seat with a smile, and Zhuge Dachang showed an expression of admiration, whispering: "It's really hard to find someone more shameless than him."

  Wu Ming smiled and said, "When I get to Sanya, I want to eat the freshest lobster."

  At this moment, a flight attendant's swaying buttocks walked past Zhuge Dachang. He revealed a lewd smile and stretched out his hand to touch someone else's buttocks, exclaiming "Little Honey Bee" in surprise. Soon, several air marshals took Zhuge Dachang away, only releasing him when the plane landed.

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  At 3:30 in the afternoon, at Sanya Airport, more than a dozen burly men, all wearing black suits and sunglasses, followed Wu Ming as he walked through the airport lobby, drawing frequent sideways glances from surrounding travelers.

  "Three Kuis! Why can you touch someone's butt and nothing happens, but if I do it, I'll get caught?" Zhuge Dachang still had a grudge against the airplane incident. "If I wasn't able to talk my way out of it, they almost took me to the police station."

  "Bad acting!"

  "Am I acting worse than you?" Zhuge Dachang said discontentedly: "Last night, I successfully acted out a good play."

  Wu Ming shrugged and smiled: "Maybe it's because of ugly face!"

  "Ha! You think you can use your face to wipe the floor, kid?"

  Just as they were talking, a bespectacled woman approached them and politely asked: "Excuse me for interrupting, are you two bodyguards from the Mediterranean?"

  The woman holding the nameplate nodded and smiled: "I am Wu Ming, good!"

  "Alright! I'm Secretary Su's assistant, we've been waiting for a long time..." The woman made an inviting gesture and said: "The car is ready, let's go with me."

  After leaving the airport, Wu Ming and his group boarded a large bus. There was also a female tour guide on the bus who introduced several scenic spots in Sanya to Wu Ming and others along the way. In addition, she introduced local customs, humanistic feelings and some tourist shopping information.

  Tianya Haijiao is a famous tourist attraction in Sanya, where legend has it that a pair of star-crossed lovers from two feuding families vowed to be together forever, whether at the ends of the earth or the corners of the sea. Pursued and pressured by their families, they leapt into the ocean and were transformed into two massive rocks. Later generations carved "Tianya Haijiao" onto the stones in memory of their eternal love story.

  More than an hour later, the bus arrived at a seaside resort hotel near Tianya Haijiao. As soon as Wu Ming and his party got off the bus, a handsome young man led several old men to greet them. The female secretary who picked them up pointed and introduced Wu Ming: "This is our Deputy General Manager Su, the person in charge of this event."

  Wu Ming strode forward, pushing aside the young man in the lead, and grasped the hand of an old man beside him, saying warmly: "Vice President Su! Hello! Hello!"

  The handsome young man rolled his eyes, and the old man showed an embarrassed expression, pointing to the young man: "This is our Deputy General Manager Su."

  Wu Ming was taken aback for a moment, looked at the young man with a glance, scratched his head and dryly said: "Sorry, Deputy General Manager Su, I didn't expect you to be so young."

  The handsome young man stretched out his hand with a smile and said: "I will take this as a compliment, okay! I am Su Qian."

  Wu Ming stretched out his hand and shook hands with him, saying: "Alright! I'm Wu Ming. This time the task is led by me. If there's anything, just give orders."

  Su Qian said in a gentle voice: "It's not an order, let's go! If there's anything to discuss, we can talk while eating at the hotel."

  After walking a few steps, Wu Ming squeezed Su Qian's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "At such a young age, you've become the deputy general manager of a large company. You didn't get there by giving out red envelopes behind people's backs, did you?"

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  "Just kidding, just kidding, haha..."

  Everyone was chatting and laughing with each other as they slowly walked into the luxurious hotel building.

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