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  Wu Ming returned to the villa and entered without seeing Yan Ruyu. He heard the sound of a bell coming from the kitchen, so he walked in...

  Yan Ruyu was wearing a cute pig-head apron, frying eggs, with the lid in her left hand and the spatula in her right, looking like she was facing a formidable enemy. Hearing footsteps, she didn't even turn around, coldly humming: "You know how to come back?"

  Listening to her was like hearing a wife scolding her husband for coming home late, Wu Ming felt a warmth in his heart. No matter how luxurious the house was, it was just a house; only with the smell of cooking oil and people inside could it be called home, even if she was a fierce mother-in-law.

  Wu Ming revealed a gentle smile and said, "Without adding oil, no matter how many eggs you fry, they will still be overcooked."

  "You think I don't know? But there's no oil at home, and that scoundrel won't even buy some!" Yan Ruyu turned her head to glare at Wu Ming, then widened her eyes in surprise and exclaimed: "And where is his hair?"

  Wu Ming rubbed his smooth head and chuckled: "In order to hurry back to pay respects to you, old man, I was so eager that the wind even blew my hair away."

  "Confess honestly, otherwise you'll be waiting for severe punishment......" Yan Ruyu's face was stern, trying to hold back her smile, waving the spatula and shouting.

  "The company is managed like a prison, and this is the hairstyle for new employees!" Wu Ming put on an expression of helplessness, speaking as if it were true.

  As Wu Ming drove back without wearing a helmet, his long hair fluttered in the wind and his wig flew directly into the stinky ditch by the side of the road...

  "Ah……” Yan Ruyu suddenly let out a sharp cry, it turned out that her fried egg was overcooked again. She sulkily turned off the fire and pouted at Wu Ming, saying: "It's all your fault, even the last egg is overcooked."

  Wu Ming glanced at the trash can beside him and found a lot of black things inside, couldn't help but smile and said: "Why fry so many eggs?"

  Yan rolled her eyes and said, "Who told that idiot to break the agreement? I've only eaten two boxes of crackers today, I'm starving to death."

  "Are you not going out to eat?"

  Yan's face turned red with embarrassment, she lowered her head and said in a small voice: "I... I have no money."

  "As a thank you for helping me with the written test today, I'll treat you to dinner."

  Yan Ruyu raised her head, proudly saying: "Hmph! You know what's good for you......" Then she immediately opened her mouth wide like a lion: "I want to go to Caesar's Palace to eat the royal filet mignon."

  "How much does it cost?"

  "With talent like yours, you should be able to afford a burst of wealth, right?"

  Wu Ming stretched out his index finger and shook it, jokingly saying: "I can't afford to invite you, if you want to go, just prepare to help others clean the toilet in exchange for meal money!"

  Yan Ruyu untied her cloak, wrinkled her little nose and said: "You're so petty!"

  It's not being stingy, it's just that I really don't have the money, and this meal was actually treated by Zhuge Dachang. Can't let him bleed again, can we? Wu Ming rubbed his nose and said: "I'll go take a bath and change my clothes before I leave, hurry up!"

  Waiting for a beautiful woman to go out requires enough patience, an hour later...

  Wu Ming was bored watching TV, and with a burst of energy, he beat up the ancestors of the little monster for eighteen generations. Then, Yan Ruyu, dressed to the nines, slowly walked downstairs...

  Big wavy long hair was coiled into a bun, and several strands of hair fell down in a playful way. This is the most popular "wind-blown messy bun" this year. The black tight-fitting high-collared evening dress outlined her plump and full buttocks perfectly, and her slender legs that were blessed with good genes captivated people's hearts.

  The demoness is going out to harm the country and its people again! Wu Ming sighed.

  Yan Ruyu was also secretly sizing up Wu Ming, who wore a black tailored suit, a black dress shirt with several buttons undone, revealing his robust chest muscles. After shaving his head, he looked even more domineering, just like the cold-blooded killer No. 47 in the movies.

  Men can be so sexy too, Yan Ruyu's eyes gleam with admiration.

  Wu Ming walked up to Yan Ruyi's side, his mouth curled slightly as he said, "Don't you think our outfits match quite well..."

  As they spoke, the two of them simultaneously lifted their legs in a pose that formed an eye-catching movie poster: Mr. and Mrs. Smith! Then they both burst out laughing...

  Wu Ming showed a deep and sincere gaze, saying: "The dress is very beautiful."

  "What else?"

  "The buttocks are very beautiful."

  "Want to touch it?" Yan Ruyu revealed a hint of a sly smile, patted her handbag, pulled out an electric baton and continued: "Touch the electric baton!"

  "Zzt... " A faint spark flashed by, looking very dangerous.

  "Can you withstand such a strong electric power?" Wu Ming showed a sly smile and said, then slipped away...

  Yan Ruyu suddenly understood the deep meaning of Wu Ming's words after a while, her pretty face instantly turned into a pig liver color, holding an electric baton and chasing out, shouting: "Stop for this lady, I want to electrocute a dirty-minded pervert!"

  Yan Ruyu caught up with Wu Ming and kicked him hard in anger...

  "Ah......" Wu Ming's scream was like a live pig being scalded with boiling water.

  Then he lifted his pant leg, and immediately there was a bruise on his calf. Yan Yuzhu didn't think that just "lightly" kicking him could actually kick out a bruise.

  "Sorry! I didn't do it on purpose..." Yan Ruyi muttered, biting her cherry lips and apologizing softly, but with a hint of smile in her eyes, and a thread of smugness. Hehe, it seems Miss is indeed extraordinary.

  Wu Ming smiled secretly, this little fool didn't think it through, how could he possibly get a bruise so quickly after just kicking for a few minutes? The bruise on his calf was courtesy of his teacher, of course, he wouldn't say anything about it.

  "Give me the car key."

  Feeling a little guilty towards Wu Ming, Yan Ruyu's momentum weakened a lot, pouting with her red and moist small mouth, she said: "She is..."

  "Let me get through one night, and the princess won't get pregnant, don't worry!" Wu Ming cut her off with a bad tone.

  "Can I drive and let you hitch a ride?" Yan Ruyu planned to save the country by curve.

  "Hmph... Wearing 10cm high heels, I'm not willing to entrust my life to you, hurry up and bring it over."

  Yan Ruyu secretly made a ghost face before handing over the Porsche key to Wu Ming...

  …………………………………………………………

  After making an appointment with Zhuge Dachang to eat, Wu Ming relied on the advanced satellite navigation system of his sports car to lead the way. He wouldn't get lost, but he was driving relatively slowly, mainly because he wasn't very familiar with the performance of the car. Moreover, there was a seductive woman sitting beside him...

  "Mr. Wu Ming, please focus on driving, my legs won't navigate!" Yan Ruyu raised an eyebrow with a hint of mockery, then pulled down her skirt to cover her exposed beautiful legs.

  "Cough... I just wanted to shift gears and accelerate!"

  "Hmm!"

  Wu Ming revealed a sly smile, instantly shifted into seventh gear, and floored it. In three seconds, the speed increased by almost 100, and Yan Ruyi's skirt, which was like an improved cheongsam, flew up immediately. She let out a sharp cry and hurriedly pressed her hands down on her skirt hem.

  The goal was achieved, Wu Ming immediately slowed down, glanced at Yan Ruyu and teased: "Hehe, little black pants, beautiful!"

  "You low-down scoundrel, I'll throttle you!" Yan Ruyu was so angry that she really stretched out her hands...

  Wu Ming hastily brushed away her hand and said: "Young lady, are you trying to get us killed? I'm driving, do you want us to become a pair of dead mandarin ducks?"

  "Who's being naughty!"

  "I'm not okay! Did you think I have dog eyes made of gold?"

  "That... how can I know..." Yan Ruyi rarely showed a hint of her girlish charm.

  "Guess what! A black evening dress, a black diamond necklace, and a black handbag. You can guess with inertia thinking."

  "How boring!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her little nose.

  Wu Ming's face revealed a faint smile, saying: "Compared to the elegant and beautiful phoenix, the chirping sparrow is more lovely!"

  "If I'm a sparrow, then you're a vulture!" Yan Ruyu retorted immediately.

  "Bald... Bald Eagle!" Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice.

  Twenty minutes later, the two drove to a seafood restaurant near the port of Zhonghai City, where Zhuge Dachang had been waiting for a long time...

  "Who is this beauty?" Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up, completely ignoring Wu Ming.

  "This is my girlfriend." Wu Ming loudly declared territorial rights.

  Yan Ruyu revealed a elegant smile, and at the same time gave Wu Ming an elbow strike, gritting her teeth: "I have nothing to do with this bastard."

  With hands and feet, the relationship is not shallow. Zhuge Dachang sighed, another delicate flower was buried in cow dung. He only noticed that Wu Ming's hair was gone, "San Gui, where's your hair?"

  "The departure of hair is not the pursuit of wind, but my own unwillingness to retain it!"

  “…………”

  After some polite conversation, several people sat down. Xue Da Chang patted his chest and laughed loudly: "The seafood here is very fresh, what do you want to eat? Just order whatever you like!"

  "Boss, I'll have a lobster, about one kilogram will be fine."

  "I want to eat abalone soup and also have a bowl of shark fin soup with blood."

  The boss brought the menu, and the two people ordered things that weren't on it here, fortunately! Zhuge Dachang wiped away the cold sweat dripping from his forehead and secretly took a deep breath.

  The dishes hadn't arrived yet, so Zhuge Dachang opened a bottle of Erguotou and poured a small cup for Wu Ming, laughing: "Come on, San Gui, let's have a drink to get our appetites going."

  Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, then still picked up his wine cup and laughed: "Pig brother, cheers!"

  "Great! How bold, haha..."

  Two people drank it all up in one go.

  Soon, Wu Ming's face began to flush red hot, like the sunset on the horizon. Before the dishes were even served, he had already fallen onto this magical land, unconscious!

  Zhuge Dachang and Yan Ruyu stared at each other in shock. Could it be? He had fallen drunk after just one or two cups of wine, wasn't that a bit too exaggerated?

  "Hmm, what to do?" Zhuge Dachang asked in a low voice.

  "Never mind him, let's just eat ourselves! A grown man with such a small capacity for liquor, it's really shameful." Yan Ruyu had an expressionless face.

  After dinner, Yan Ruyu bid farewell, Wu Ming was still not awake, Zhuge Dachang asked the boss to pack some dishes, carried Wu Ming and threw him into the car, then sent the Porsche away with a hint of envy...

  Yan Ruyu drove back to Longkou New District and entered the Bishan Villa area in her Porsche when she was stopped by traffic police...

  He saluted and the traffic police officer walked to Wu Ming's side, took a glance, then turned to Yan Ruyu and said: "Miss, please show me your driver's license. I also need to test your blood alcohol level."

  After checking and finding no problem, the traffic police officer returned the documents to Yan Ruyu.

  "Ugh..." Wu Ming suddenly vomited, and the unsuspecting traffic police uncle was splattered on one leg.

  Heavenly wrongs can be pardoned, but self-inflicted wrongs cannot be survived!

  "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he didn't mean to, he's drunk." Yan Ruyu hastily apologized and then added: "He wasn't driving, will they arrest him for drunk driving?"

  "I can't catch him for drunk driving, but I can report him for assaulting a police officer..." The traffic police uncle said with a bad temper and a smile, then magnanimously waved his hand and continued: "Go on, go on, drive carefully and take good care of your man."

  "He isn't..." Yan Ruyu's words were left unspoken as the traffic police uncle turned and walked away.

  This bastard just said I'm his girlfriend too, is he serious? Has he fallen for me? What if he wants to pursue me? Will I reject him?

  The night wind blows gently, Yan's jade-like face gradually flushes with heat, her heart at this moment is a bit disordered, just like a calm lake throwing in a stone, rippling with subtle waves...

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