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  In the morning on his way to work, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked shoulder-to-shoulder into the elevator, smiling as they greeted familiar colleagues inside before the doors closed with a "ding".

  Zhuge Dachang squeezed Wu Ming's shoulder and teased: "Three Guis, I thought you were a bit limp when we had breakfast earlier, but this time you're really drained?"

  "Pull out the wool, Laozi's stock is still full." Wu Ming's face was very dark.

  "Full? Indeed it has already..." Zhuge Dachang's words were left unspoken, his meaning already conveyed.

  Zhu Ge's face was filled with suspicion, Wu Ming became angry and said: "I'm fine, no need to doubt, it's not my problem, it's Yan Xiaozhu's problem."

  "What's wrong with her?"

  "Heavenly disaster! She's hemorrhaging!"

  It turns out that you're not satisfied with what you have? No wonder you're so depressed! Zhuge Dachang showed a schadenfreude expression, and after a while, he humbly asked for advice: "By the way, San Gui, how did you win over Xiao Yan?"

  Wu Ming replied perfunctorily: "I said I wanted to be with her, she nodded, and that was it."

  "Is it that simple?"

  "Do you think it's complicated to pick up girls?"

  "That's right, how can I catch up with Musou?" The fox tail of Zhuge Dachang immediately appeared.

  "I hope it's not big!" Wu Ming said with a pout.

  Zhuge Dachang heard this and became indignant, shouting in a foul tone: "Bullshit! I'm taller, stronger, and more handsome than him, why should I be the one who's not great?"

  "Wow! If I use this way of speaking to pick up girls now, I'll definitely succeed!"

  "How?"

  "Shameless enough!" Wu Ming cursed with a smile, shook his head and said seriously: "As long as you remember the following few words, you can succeed. As long as you dare to be shameless, all beautiful women are at your disposal. As long as men are shameless enough, women will die for them."

  Men around him took out their phones to record, this is the man who has picked up a goddess, his pickup line is "magic weapon", as long as he has the magic weapon in hand, why worry that the great cause of picking up girls won't succeed?

  Does this sound like the truth? In the morning, kick the butt of a jade-like face, grab cold chicken legs and splash dirty water on her. In the midst of a bustling crowd, make an appointment with Ah Mei to shoot cannons. All these things are shameless enough to make people blush, but now all these women have ambiguous relationships with Wu Ming.

  Shameless and ruthless is indeed the kingly way!

  Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming with a gaze of admiration, and humbly asked: "What's the specific way to be shameless? Teach me."

  Wu Ming instructed: "Having tactics for picking up girls is not enough, you also need to practice a lot, wait for the next opportunity and try it out."

  Arriving at the 20th floor, Wu Ming turned a corner to find He Lianhua, Secretary Cold's assistant, squeezing pimples in front of a small mirror. This sister indeed didn't look very pleasing to the eye.

  It's worth mentioning that Leng Bing also has a personal secretary, who has an independent office and is an old woman with thick eyebrows and small eyes. In comparison to the two secretaries, Leng Bing can be said to be breathtakingly beautiful.

  Wu Ming wore a lotus flower, secretly smiled, and immediately pulled Zuge Dachang to instruct the machine, and the two of them whispered for a while.

  After listening to Wu Ming's words, Zhuge Dachang also gave He Lianhua a glance and said in horror: "Isn't it? It's just practice, is it necessary for me to make such a big sacrifice?"

  "Without bloodshed and sacrifice, how can a revolution succeed?"

  "Alright! I'm going!" Zhuge Dachang gritted his teeth, strode to He Lianhua's table, slapped the table with both hands and shouted: "Lianhua! I want to soak!"

  He Lianhua's face turned red with shock, and after a moment of stunned silence, she covered her face with both hands and said coquettishly: "Don't be so rude, you scared me!"

  It scared me too! Zhuge Dachang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and spoke with difficulty: "Ask again, do you accept my confession?"

  "Let others consider it too!"

  Due to the woman's reserve, this subtle expression of consideration is actually already considered consent. Zhuge Dachang's eyes lit up, and this move 'One Sword Soaring Blood' really works well. This practice has indeed benefited himself greatly.

  "What I just said was a joke!" Zhuge Dachang said casually, and then patted his butt and turned into the CEO's office. He Lianhua's face suddenly turned black, and Wu Ming touched his nose and followed him into the office.

  Someone's going to be unlucky!

  Leng Bingbing would drink a cup of coffee every morning before starting work, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang also shamelessly asked for one. Soon, He Lianhua brewed three cups of coffee and brought them in. Before leaving, she glared fiercely at Zhuge Dachang.

  Wu Ming took a sip and praised: "It's actually not instant coffee, is this freshly brewed? The taste is really good!"

  Leng nodded slightly, the corner of his mouth twitching upwards as he said, "Lotus comes to work early every day. Her coffee is even better than Starbucks."

  Drinking coffee is so petty bourgeoisie, unfortunately, Zhuge Dachang doesn't know how to enjoy it. He gulped down half a cup like a date, smacking his lips and said gruffly: "I really can't understand what's good about this coffee, the taste is no different from soy sauce! It's salty to death!"

  "How can it be salty?" Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, picked up the cup of coffee in front of Zhuge Dachang and sniffed it, then burst out laughing: "Haha... Pig Brother, this cup is indeed soy sauce!"

  "Impossible!" Zhuge Dachang burst into a rage: "Damn woman, how dare you put soy sauce in my coffee!"

  Wu Ming stretched out his index finger and shook it, smiling: "That's wrong, she just mixed coffee into the soy sauce."

  Zhuge Dachang rolled up his sleeves and said in a harsh tone: "I'll let that woman know how chrysanthemums turn red!"

  "What's sauce? What are they talking about?"

  "Brother Pig wants to go boom...... uh-uh......" Zhuge Dachang quickly covered Wu Ming's mouth with his hand and dryly laughed twice, saying: "Nothing, nothing."

  Her icy face showed a hint of suspicion, but she didn't ask any further questions. Instead, she said calmly, "If you don't want to go and guard the gate, be quiet from now on. I have work to do."

  Being a gatekeeper is not bad, there's TV to watch and extra money to be made. The two men thought to themselves that yesterday they had played cards with the security guard at the gate and Wu Ming and Zhu Ge Dachang had even won over a hundred yuan.

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  Her body seems to only have three colors, black, white and gray. Every day is the same OL suit, except for black-framed glasses and a watch, she doesn't wear any accessories on her body. If it weren't for workplace etiquette, she might not even put on makeup.

  This is a woman who is strict and efficient in everything, likes to get things done quickly, has a masculine way of doing things, and is very career-minded. This kind of woman makes for a terrible wife.

  To have a romantic encounter with her, one might need to file a report in advance and make an appointment. Moreover, when it comes to getting things done, she may constantly urge him to hurry up, and even in bed, demand that the man be efficient, which makes one wonder how men can bear it?

  A beautiful woman is always pleasing to the eye, and men who don't dare to approach her are probably divided into two categories: one is those who lack courage, and the other is those who lack guts. Zhuge Dachang is mediocre, only daring to secretly make a move, while Wu Ming not only does it openly, but also secretly gives scores to Leng Bingbing...

  Appearance and figure 9 points, add 0.5 points for a smile, 10 points if not wearing clothes, but no touching if not wearing clothes, 0 points!

  Facing Wu Ming's staring eyes, Leng Bingbing really wanted to ignore him, but she found it difficult. As long as Wu Ming was by her side, she couldn't calm down and work, and a violent mood would surge up, making her want to grab something and hit Wu Ming on the head, shouting: "Sister!"

  Just as Bing was considering deporting Wu Ming, the door burst open and a handsome man holding a large bouquet of roses rushed in, flashing a brilliant smile, calling out: "Ice Baby!"

  Then, He Lianhua followed in a panic, crying and explaining: "Leng, I'm sorry, I couldn't stop him."

  "Alright, get out!"

  "Bing, have you been thinking of me? We've been apart for almost a year now, and as soon as I got off the plane, I rushed to see you..." The handsome man showed a passionate expression, opened his arms, and said: "Aren't you moved? Not even going to give me a hug?"

  Cold as ice and completely unfeeling, she pierced through his lies without any courtesy, "As far as I know, you've been back for several days already!"

  "Hehe... I'm a bit busy... " The handsome man chuckled and held the flowers up to the cold, icy office desk, saying affectionately: "Baby, are you mad at me for not coming?"

  Leng Bingbing suddenly let out a sneeze and waved her hand: "Quickly take away the flowers, have you forgotten that I'm allergic to roses?"

  "How could I have forgotten this..." The handsome man looked embarrassed, muttering to himself as he walked over to the sofa where Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were sitting, tossing the bouquet of flowers onto the coffee table. He then handed out his business card and greeted them elegantly: "Hello! I'm Lian Dan Teng. Are you two Ice's bodyguards?"

  The two nodded, and Wu Ming said with a smile to Leng Bingbing, "Director Leng, shall we go out first?"

  When Wu Ming said that, Lian Dan Teng secretly gave a thumbs up and rubbed his forehead with a cold expression, saying: "Then let's take him out together!"

  "No......" Lian Dan suddenly let out a loud cry, revealing a hurt expression, and said: "Don't you love me anymore?"

  "I don't remember loving you!"

  "...... Is this heartless little thing for that man?" Lian Dan Tong showed a tearful expression, pitifully continuing: "Is it really pregnant?"

  Before Leng Bing could respond, Lian Dan quickly walked up to her and said with deep feeling: "I know you still love me. Even if you're pregnant with someone else's child, I'm still willing to marry you. Really! I'll treat the child in your belly as my own..."

  Leng Bingbing rolled her eyes and interrupted, "Had enough fun?"

  "Cough, cough..." Lian Dan Teng let out a couple of light coughs and returned to his usual serious demeanor. He said indignantly, "Where is that bastard Wu Ming? He dares to steal the woman from me, Lian Dan Teng! If I catch him, I'll make him pay!"

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and put on a very interested look, "What's so good about it?"

  "I want to catch him and put him in a pig cage, douse him with urine, then douse him with feces, strip off his clothes and parade him through the streets, make people spit on him, and also find eighteen big men to gang-rape him..."

  Zhuge Dachang wore a Lian Dan Teng, revealing a sympathetic face. Leng Bingbing couldn't help but reveal an amused expression. Wu Ming applauded and said with a fake smile: "It seems it's not ruthless enough!"

  "I also think that scoundrel is cheap." Lian Dan hummed with a snort.

  If Wu Ming is an adulterer, what's the name of that woman who's related to him? Leng Bingbing cursed angrily: "Lian Danteng, you bastard!"

  Lian Dan finished speaking without noticing any mistake and asked: "What's wrong?"

  "Wu Ming said with a smile: 'Nothing, let's continue our previous conversation!'"

  "Brother... don't you think that Wu Ming is really hateful?" Lian Dan casually hooked his arm around Wu Ming's shoulder, and whispered to Hu Mengpi: "I heard that bastard is an S-level bodyguard, and he's quite formidable. Why don't we join forces? Let's drag him into the toilet and beat him up first to vent our anger!"

  "This is a great idea!"

  "Brother, I haven't even asked for your name yet!"

  "Wu Ming!"

  "What a coincidence! Also named Wu Ming, haha......" Lian Dan Teng chuckled and let go of Wu Ming's shoulder without leaving any trace, saying lightly: "Ice Ice, I'll head back first, see you another day."

  Lian Dan Teng was about to oil his feet, when Wu Ming chuckled and grabbed his clothes, putting his hand on his shoulder, laughing loudly: "We're really like old friends, let's go for a walk, we'll have a good chat in the toilet!"

  Lian Dan's voice trembled as he said: "Big brother, I was wrong!"

  Wu Ming smiled and said: "It's just a casual conversation, what's there to be nervous about?"

  "Icy, save me quickly..." Lian Dan shouted and howled like a wolf. Wu Ming pulled him out of the office. Cold Icy shook her head and sighed to Zhuge Dachang: "Fighting is okay, but don't let them get hurt!"

  Zhuge Dachang nodded and walked out of the office.

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