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Chapter 84: Roadside Bandits

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  Set up a trap, then ambush, wait for the car to stop after the tire is punctured, and immediately cover your face and rush out to rob. A very professional hijacker, not an ordinary little thief.

  A craftsman's skill is shown in his tools, a few bandits' homemade knives glinted coldly under the dim streetlights, shining brightly, had they been polished and waxed beforehand? Wu Ming's mouth curled up slightly, as long as it wasn't a gun, it was manageable.

  What a great opportunity! This is a good chance to score in front of a beauty, must grasp it tightly!

  Four robbers formed a semicircle around Wu Ming, surrounding him but cautiously keeping their distance. With his back against the car door, Wu Ming pretended to be terrified and said, "Gentlemen, let's talk this over, no need for violence."

  "As long as you cooperate, we won't hurt anyone...... One of the robbers lowered his voice and said coldly: 'Take off your coat and throw it to me!'"

  "Alright, I'll take it off, I'll take it off..." Wu Ming slowly took off his suit and threw it to the hijacker who was speaking. In his heart, he was thinking about how to subdue the hijackers without making a bloody scene, as he didn't want to lose face in front of the beautiful woman.

  The bandit searched Wu Ming's suit and found a wallet, opened it, and discovered that there were only a few hundred yuan and several Thai baht. He couldn't help but curse loudly: "Damn! You poor devil, not even a bank card...". As he spoke, he took out the Thai baht from the wallet and shouted: "What the hell is this? Is it Vietnamese dong?"

  Wu Ming coughed lightly and said with a dry smile, "This is Thai baht, it's worth more than Vietnamese dong. With over 100 Thai baht, you can buy 10 kilograms of rice."

  "Are you kidding me?" One of the robbers waved his machete and shouted, "Hand over your valuables quickly, or I'll kill you!"

  Wu Ming took a step forward, lifted his right foot and turned it around, smiling: "This is an Italian imported handmade leather shoe, very expensive!"

  "Who the hell wants this broken shoe!"

  "What I'm saying is it kicks people very painfully!"

  Wu Ming's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and he took a rapid big step forward. With a swift kick, his foot struck the nearest bandit, who had not yet reacted. Wu Ming's foot landed squarely on the bandit's legs, and a despairing cry echoed through the air.

  "Kill him!"

  The outcome of the mantis arm against the wheel is self-evident. Wu Ming's dragon and tiger leaps showed his mastery, each kick was perfectly timed, reaching the pinnacle of skill. Soon, several bandits were clutching their groins, lying on the ground, curled up like shrimp!

  A cry like a fledgling bird, the pain of being egg-tired is something all men can relate to. It's a heart-wrenching pain. Egg-tiredness may not be an illness, but it can be fatal when it becomes a disease!

  Is there still an intact egg under the destroyed nest?

  Surrounded by a sense of melancholy, Wu Ming held a machete in his hand and walked with his hands behind his back. His figure was tall and majestic, yet there was a hint of desolation. In his life, he had only sought one defeat but could not attain it, truly as lonely as snow.

  One of the robbers, covering his crotch and swaying back and forth, stood up. Wu Ming's face immediately turned pale, and he quickly rushed forward, kicking him to the ground. Like a little rascal, he shouted loudly: "Still want to resist? What does it have to do with me if I'm having an affair with a chick? You dare to puncture my tires and rob me? Do you think it's easy for me to trick a chick into going up the mountain? Dare to ruin my good deed, and you'll be finished!"

  "Big brother! We were wrong!"

  "Spare us!"

  Four bandits were almost crying, they didn't burn incense when they came out tonight and actually robbed a jinxed person, finishing off a lifetime of bad luck in one day.

  Just then, the white Volkswagen door opened and Leng Bingshen got out with a cold expression. Wu Ming immediately went up to him, smiling obsequiously: "Director Leng, I risked my life and finally subdued those robbers."

  Cold sweat dripped from top to bottom on Wu Ming, after confirming that he was not injured, he quietly let out a sigh of relief and calmly asked: "Really fought with them to the death?"

  "Of course, for that, I can fight to the death with the enemy at any time..." Wu Ming said with great enthusiasm: "In order to overthrow them, I can say it's a matter of life and death."

  Are we going to make it? You're so old you can't even take care of us for a minute! Several bandits thought.

  "Nine deaths and one life?" She gave him a cold, sidelong glance and said, "You're not hurt, are you?"

  "Hurt?" Wu Ming slapped his thigh, then covered his abdomen and started panting, his face in agony: "I'm suffering from internal injuries, I can barely breathe now. Can you help me with some artificial respiration?"

  "Should I be grateful for being taken advantage of? And then sacrifice myself?"

  "If you insist strongly, I..." Wu Ming's words were not finished, his eyes glanced at the side of several robbers who were eager to move, and he swung his knife twice, saying in a sinister tone: "Don't think about escaping, whoever dares to escape, let me catch him and I'll cut off the extra thing between his legs!"

  "This is a man's lifeblood, not a bit redundant, right? Several robbers who barely got up and wanted to slip away covered their little brothers, honestly squatting on the ground, their eyeballs rolling around, seemingly thinking of a countermeasure."

  Wu Ming turned around with a cold face and excitedly said: "Just now you said you would marry me? Is this true?"

  "Seriously!" Coldly and irritably hummed: "I really want to know, after finally tricking me up the mountain, what do you plan to do?"

  Did she just hear that? Wu Ming's forehead was sweating as he forced himself to calm down and said: "Of course, we're together to appreciate the moon and stars."

  "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking..." A cold, icy expression revealed a hint of anger, and she spat out: "Scoundrel!"

  "Big brother! Big brother......" One of the robbers called out: "Let's discuss something with you, we'll give you all our money, will you let us go?"

  Wu Ming turned around to face the robbers, a look of surprise on his face, and asked: "Do you guys have money?" As he spoke, he revealed an exasperated expression, took big strides towards them, and shouted: "You have money yet still rob? Why not buy two DVDs and stay home to masturbate instead? Truly morally bankrupt!"

  "Get to work!" The four robbers regained some of their strength and once again showed the ferocity unique to fugitives, with two pouncing on Wu Ming and the other two targeting Leng Bingbing...

  Unfortunately, Wu Ming was not a fool, facing several fierce bandits, how could he be careless?

  Two robbers who wanted to run away were caught by Wu Ming, who quickly turned around and grabbed the back of their necks. With a swift motion, he swung them around like a windmill and slammed them into the two other robbers who were trying to grab his legs. In an instant, all four robbers crashed to the ground in a heap!

  "How dare you resist?" Wu Ming bellowed, unleashing the extremely vicious 'Face is not Foot', brutally trampling several of the seven or eight bandits.

  After kicking for a whole minute...

  "Stop it! If you continue fighting, someone will get killed!"

  "Hum! Those who obey me will perish, those who defy me will prosper......" Wu Ming roared fiercely: "Whoever dares to move again, say a word, I'll kick him to pieces!"

  Wu Ming's slip of the tongue made several bandits want to cry but have no tears, following him would lead to death, not following him would lead to extinction of their descendants, was he going to let people live or not?

  "Hmm!"

  "Fart? Farting loudly!" Wu Ming kicked each of them and scolded: "Who farted?"

  "It wasn't me who put it there!"

  "Are you guys trying to get yourselves killed?" Wu Ming kicked the speaking bandit and said, "Shut up now! If you dare make another sound, it'll cost you your lives!"

  It's really too cruel! The four mentally fragile bandits finally collapsed and couldn't help but burst into tears.

  "Who dares to cry? Take a photo and you won't be wrong!"

  Wu Ming dealt with the few extremely vicious robbers as if it were child's play, his shoulders shaking with cold laughter, and finally couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh out loud. This man was really merciless!

  But if it were an ordinary person who encountered these robbers, the outcome might not be so optimistic. It's not that the robbers weren't fierce enough, but rather that this man was simply too powerful. Wu Ming revealed a faint smile as he quietly took out his phone...

  Twenty minutes after the icy cold alarm, the police finally arrived. What surprised Wu Ming was that a total of ten police cars and an ambulance came, making a big show that was frightening.

  After the police took away several thugs, Wu Ming walked to Leng Bing's side and asked in a low voice: "Why are there so many police? And why did an ambulance come?"

  "The ambulance is what they called for......" Leng Bingbing rolled her eyes coldly and said: "I'm afraid I'll beat them to death."

  Wu Ming smiled and said, "How could I? I'm very measured in my actions."

  "Sorry to startle you, Miss Leng. It's just that we have some business to attend to." A big-bellied old policeman walked up to Leng Bingbing with a smile and said, "Would the two of you mind coming with us to make a statement?"

  "Director Xie, you're being too serious, it's a bit late now..." Coldly and indifferently refused: "I'll call our company's lawyer to have him come to your bureau tomorrow to discuss what happened tonight. Is that okay with you?"

  No wonder such a big fanfare, it turns out that the director personally led the team, just don't know if it's the deputy director or the general director. Wu Ming let out a faint sigh, women with a background and women without a background are treated differently after all, what a cold face indeed.

  "That's it..." Director Xie nodded and said: "Then I'd like to represent the Municipal Bureau in thanking you for your assistance in solving the case."

  "You're welcome!"

  "Fall in!" Director Xie shouted, then turned to Leng Bingbing with a smile and said: "By the way, we may not be able to leave yet. Do you want me to leave a few police officers to protect you? The security around here isn't very good, and almost no one passes by at night."

  "Wu Ming asked in confusion, 'Why can't we leave?' Until Director Xie's gaze shifted to his white Volkswagen, Wu Ming suddenly remembered that his tire had blown out and jumped up, exclaiming, 'Damn it! Those bastards punctured my tire.'"

  "Would you like me to help call the insurance company?" Director Xie asked warmly.

  "It's okay..." Wu Ming said, walking over to his white Volkswagen and calling out: "Leng Bing come here, help me change the spare tire!"

  The two walked to the side of the crowd, and Director Xie showed a hint of a teasing smile, saying: "Later, remember to hand over the nail board to our police officer, this is an important piece of evidence for us!"

  Another good weekend is about to be ruined, Wu Ming took out his tools and started changing the tire with a gloomy face.

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