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  Singles' Day, isn't being single already miserable enough? Do we need a holiday to rub salt in the wound and add insult to injury? Even if the wound heals later, it will still leave an indelible scar.

  Many years of being a daughter-in-law makes one a mother-in-law, many years of being single makes one a monk.

  When getting off work, Wu Ming heard many lonely men and women uttering curses full of resentment, saying that all the loving couples in the world would eventually become resentful enemies, and that those who showed affection on the streets on Valentine's Day were actually long-lost siblings, which was extremely vicious.

  A man is not romantic only because he is poor, a rich man always has beauties around him. A radish with money changes its hole every day, while a radish without money can't even get one hole. Wu Ming sighed deeply, it's really the decline of social morality, people's hearts are no longer ancient!

  When Wu Ming complained, Zhuge Dachang really wanted to strangle him to death immediately. This kid occupied several pits and still dared to say such things. Typical of speaking while standing without feeling pain in the waist. Fortunately, there was no thunder today, otherwise he would be the first to be struck dead!

  Fine birds choose trees to perch, virtuous ministers choose masters to serve. Now, the reason why there are so many bachelors is somewhat related to women's views on mate selection. Every woman wants to marry a rich and handsome husband, and as time goes by, those ordinary men who are not wanted become bachelors.

  Girls are precious, beautiful women are even more valuable. If there is a rich woman around, both can be abandoned. In fact, men are not much different either. To put it bluntly, in this era, people have fallen into the eyes of money. A large number of bachelors and leftover women are all caused by this era that respects money as the supreme.

  The rise and fall of the world, every individual has a responsibility. Can't let those beautiful leftover women harm the rivers and lakes anymore. Wu Ming's ambition soared to new heights, he vowed to take them down one by one. Catch one, single combat; catch two, dual flight; catch three, fight to the death. Four? Who knows who will die in whose hands.

  Super Bachelor's Day coincides with the end of the month, and it can be predicted that tonight's sex crime rate will reach a new high. Looking ahead to the next few months, the performance of hospital obstetrics and gynecology departments will also rise sharply, reaching new highs.

  To commemorate this special holiday, many people choose to get their marriage certificates today. It is said that the queue for those waiting to get certified stretched from the Civil Affairs Bureau hall all the way to the street toilet. Of course, among them were also those getting divorced, and after the divorce, they can spend the holiday openly and honestly.

  Yan Ruyu and Feng Wushuang have colleagues who got their certificates, inviting them to attend the farewell bachelor party. Zhuge Dachang received an invitation from his hometown to drink at a wedding banquet, Wu Ming, who has no relatives in the middle of the sea, became a lonely person!

  A person, on this quiet night, lonely and unable to fall asleep, really wants to find a woman to accompany him. Wu Ming, who cannot bear the loneliness, picks up his phone...

  "Yan Xiaozhu, when are you coming back?"

  "I might be back very late, okay? You play by yourself!"

  "Play alone? What can I play with alone?" Wu Ming said angrily, then hung up the phone. After a subconscious touch to his crotch, he thought that some things could indeed be played with alone, and it was quite interesting.

  Men cheat because women make them, Wu Ming didn't want to play along but picked up his phone again. As soon as the call connected, he smiled obsequiously and said: "Meizi, I miss you."

  "Wu Mingjun, what brings you here?"

  "Where?"

  "I am now at Beihewan Cemetery."

  Wu Ming's enthusiastic smile vanished instantly, and he said coldly, "Then play by yourself!"

  He hung up the phone and let out a long sigh. It was hard to come by, but was he really going to be stuck at home watching TV alone? He listlessly flipped through his phonebook, but there were only a few people's numbers in it, and most of them were men. It was okay to ask guys out for drinks, but asking them to go shopping or watch a movie together might lead to some unwanted bromance, which wasn't exactly what he had in mind.

  There's also a woman's phone number on the mobile phone, that is the beautiful female boss Leng Bingbing. Calling her might be self-defeating? Wu Ming's mouth corners slightly hooked up, however, her butt was quite chilly, going to stick it against something to lower the temperature wasn't bad either.

  The phone rang, and a cold, indifferent voice responded: "What is it?"

  "On this lonely night, I wonder if Ice Girl is also sleepless? Such a beautiful scene..."

  "I hung up..."

  "Hold on..." Wu Ming chuckled twice, hesitated for a moment, and asked tentatively: "I was thinking of inviting you out for a drink?"

  "I don't drink!"

  "Then may I have the pleasure of hearing an opera?"

  "Bored to death!"

  "Would you like to see an acrobatic show?"

  "Immature!"

  "Want to see a movie?"

  After a cold and icy silence for a while, he said faintly: "I heard that there is a Hollywood horror movie being shown in the cinema these days."

  Does this count as an agreement? A horror movie, whether she's scared into my arms or I'm scared into hers, either way I benefit. Wu Ming was delighted and chuckled: "Then let's go to the movies, where is it? I'll pick you up."

  "I'm at home... um... my parents' house."

  "Alright, I'll be right there in two minutes..." Wu Ming said hastily as he slammed on the brakes, cleared his throat twice, and changed his tone to a cheerful one: "I'll head out in two minutes, and arrive in twenty. Wait for me!"

  "Good!"

  After a refreshing bath of over ten minutes, Wu Ming changed into a well-tailored suit, humming a tune and swinging his keychain as he walked out of the room. He knew there was a tiger on the mountain, but he deliberately headed towards it, for tonight's show!

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  Wu Ming and Leng Bingbing arrived at the cinema just in time for the 9 o'clock show, bought some popcorn and Coke, and entered the theater to watch a movie called "Horror Movie", which they weren't sure was actually a horror film or not.

  As soon as the two sat down, the movie screen lit up quickly, and the lights around the theater went out with a snap. The gentle opening music started to play, and a blonde little boy appeared on the screen.

  "How terrifying!" Wu Ming screamed in extreme exaggeration, flung himself into Leng Bingbing's arms, and rubbed his head against her towering chest twice.

  It's really big, it's really soft, it's really bouncy!

  Wu Ming was trembling in his own arms, his icy forehead bulging with blue veins, and he pushed Wu Ming away, gritting his teeth: "What's so scary?"

  Wu Ming pointed at the movie screen and replied with a terrified face: "This little boy will definitely become a devil later, it's really too scary."

  "Hmph!" A cold, heavy hum, a flush of red swept across his face. This damned bastard was definitely doing it on purpose, he clearly wanted to eat his tofu!

  This movie called "Horror Movie" is actually not a horror movie, after more than ten minutes, Wu Ming finally understood that it was a dull and tasteless romance film, the heroine was the only highlight, unfortunately, in his eyes, she wasn't as good as Cold Ice.

  A chilly and refreshing movie, from time to time picking up a popcorn and putting it into her small mouth, Wu Ming secretly gazed at her slightly opening and closing red lips, swallowing a mouthful of saliva, what an enticing little mouth, making people unable to help but want to take a bite.

  It was raining in the movie, with lightning and thunder. The male lead was recklessly running towards the female lead's home, and finally, he didn't disappoint Wu Ming, and fell into a smelly ditch!

  "Ah......" Wu Ming employed his old trick again, skillfully pouncing on Leng Bingbing's incredibly broad chest. Unfortunately, Leng Bingbing was already prepared and picked up a popcorn bucket to block her chest. Wu Ming's face directly buried into the popcorn bucket...

  Wu Ming raised his head, and a popcorn kernel shot out of his nostrils. He looked silly, and the cold, icy expression couldn't help but let out a "heh" as he chuckled to himself, humming in satisfaction!

  "Cough cough, there's too much butter on this popcorn."

  Finally, the movie caught Wu Ming's attention for the first time. After the male lead arrived at the female lead's home, it quickly became a thrilling scene with thunder and lightning. The female lead boldly took off her dress, unfastened her bra with great force, and swung it onto the chandelier in the room.

  In the movie, Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice when he saw the close-up shot. He remembered the first time he entered Yan Ruyu's room, and her crystal chandelier also had a bra hanging from it. Was she always taking off her underwear like that? That was too domineering!

  The heroine didn't take off her clothes, only 7 points, took off can give 9 points, the figure is really too explosive. Speaking of which, the movie's scale is really big, listening to the heroine's high-pitched excited screams, Wu Ming made a sound of admiration, staring at the screen without blinking.

  The movie is like this, the cold and beautiful face starts to heat up, hands don't know where to put them, secretly pinching the hem of her clothes, trying to maintain a calm demeanor.

  The brief bed scene was over, but the ambiguous atmosphere still lingered. Wu Ming coughed lightly and said, "This movie is not bad, it's pretty good, the actress's performance is worth praising."

  She took a deep breath and calmly replied, "Why wouldn't I come out?"

  "Is it because you're jealous of her better figure?"

  "How boring!" she said coldly, picking up her Coke and taking a sip.

  Wu Ming chuckled and jokingly said: "Seriously! She's not tall!"

  "Pfft... Cough, cough..." The icy Coke sprayed out, causing her to choke and cough. Wu Ming hurriedly helped her pat her back to catch her breath. After she caught her breath, she glared at Wu Ming fiercely.

  After a few minutes of silence, the second female lead in the movie also started undressing, and Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh to himself. Was this really happening? The people making the movie were thinking about stripping (stripping away pretenses), and the actors were quickly following suit, creating an inexplicable harmony.

  Is this an adult film? Leng Bingbing has already regretted coming to the movie, she stood up with a red face and whispered: "This movie doesn't make any sense at all, let's go."

  "Wu Ming tried to persuade him: 'Wait a minute! Everyone has finished undressing, let's finish this segment before leaving? It would be a pity if we didn't.'"

  "Want it yourself!" she coldly scolded, hummed and turned her head to leave. Wu Ming hastily got up and chased after her, still looking back as he walked...

  Set a tiger free and it's hard to find another chance to hit the old tiger. After walking out of the cinema, Wu Ming warmly invited Leng Bingbing to see fireflies in a small forest together!

  However, Leng Bingbing was not as easy to deceive as Yan Ruyu, she didn't like small insects, so why go to the seaside? She thought for a moment and then nodded.

  Another ignorant girl has been deceived.

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