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  Why doesn't the sky reach the sun? Is it the end of the world? Actually, this is just an ordinary overcast day. If the sky could reach the sun, that would be a real ghost story.

  It's not unusual for it to rain or snow in early winter, but what's strange is that when I got up in the morning, I could still see the sun. Just a little while later, the sky suddenly darkened and was accompanied by lightning and thunder, and soon it started raining. What a weird weather!

  After washing up, Wu Ming took out the five black dogs with a swagger, looking up at the overcast sky, where lightning occasionally cut through the clouds. This was not good weather for a morning run, but of course, his purpose in walking the dogs was not for exercise.

  This is a high-end villa district, which means that there may be many golden girls like Yan Ruyu here. Many beautiful encounters start from morning exercises. Even if there's no romantic encounter, finding a rich girl to tease should also be quite an interesting thing, right?

  It's unclear whether it was due to the bad weather or because rich people are lazy, but after Wu Ming left the house, he didn't encounter anyone, let alone a beautiful woman. There were even few passing cars, and even if he lay down in the middle of the road to take a nap or get an oil change, there wouldn't be any danger. If he wanted to seek death, it would be faster to find a crooked-necked tree to hang himself from!

  After having the five dogs fertilize the flowers and grass by the roadside, Wu Ming walked back to the villa with a lack of interest. It was at this time that he discovered a wallet quietly lying on the ground, but he didn't know who it belonged to.

  The wallet was bulging and swollen, with a high gold content? After hesitating for a second, Wu Ming picked up the wallet decisively. If it belonged to a beauty, it must be returned to its rightful owner. But if it belonged to a man... did he need to ask? Of course, he would just keep it for himself!

  When a person is lucky, even if he falls into a ditch, he can pick up a gold ring. But when he's unlucky, not only will he not find the gold ring, but he'll also discover that the ditch is actually a sewer.

  Who the hell dropped this wallet? Damn it, can't even drop money properly. Wu Ming picked up the wallet and found no money inside, only a stack of flyers with handsome men on them.

  Are you lonely? Are you empty? Whether you are zero or one, in Longyang Club, you can find true love! Wu Ming's perfect flyer scared him almost to pee, and Chrysanthemum suddenly felt a burning sensation. He cursed silently and quickly threw away his wallet!

  This is actually a low-key advertising method used by clever people. When someone finds a wallet on the street, most people will pick it up and definitely open it to find the small advertisement inside. If they need it, they'll secretly keep one; if not, they'll throw it away, leaving it for someone who might need it in the future.

  At this moment, a gust of cold wind blew by, and a sexy black lace-trimmed thong fell from the sky, coincidentally landing in Wu Ming's hand. He was slightly stunned, not knowing where the underwear had come from. Unfolding the fancy sexy briefs, Wu Ming smiled wryly to himself, thinking that Yan Xiaozhu would look great wearing it!

  Although this underwear is very valuable for collection, it's better not to keep things with unknown origins. Wu Minggang threw the underwear away, and Xiao Hei immediately pounced on it, biting down on it.

  Wu Ming shook his head, bent down and pulled the underwear out of the little black dog's mouth, scolding: "You little fool! This can't be eaten, nor can it be worn. Let go quickly!"

  The little black dog was tightly biting the underwear and refused to let go. Wu Ming was trying to wrestle the underwear away from it when a plump and pretty young woman came out of a nearby villa to throw away trash, glanced at Wu Ming curiously, suddenly changed her expression, and loudly shouted: "Catch the thief! Catch the thief! Everyone come quickly to catch the underwear-stealing thief!"

  Damn it! Wu Ming cursed inwardly and quickly explained loudly, "Sister, I'm not an underwear thief, this panty wasn't stolen by me, it fell from the sky!"

  As she approached Wu Ming, the young woman covered her chest with both hands and shouted hysterically: "Indecent! Come quickly and catch this rascal!"

  It's really a case of "a scholar meeting a soldier, with reason that can't be explained". Wu Ming revealed a wry smile, and just as he was at a loss for what to do, the security guard arrived on the scene, without saying a word, and directly took him away.

  It's okay, through the intersection's video surveillance, the facts were quickly investigated and Wu Ming was indeed innocent.

  As she walked out of the villa's security room, the young woman, Wu Ming, showed a face full of apology and sincerely said: "I'm really sorry, I misunderstood you, I truly apologize!"

  "Wu Ming coolly hummed: 'If apologies were useful, what's the point of having police?'"

  "As an apology, I invite you back home for a cup of tea, how about it?"

  "What's good about drinking tea?"

  The young woman smiled and said: "My husband is not at home!"

  The beautiful young woman with a bit of charm, Wu Ming suddenly found that early tea was actually quite good to drink! He coughed lightly and said in a dignified manner: "Then I reluctantly accept your apology, we're just drinking tea, I'm not an easy-going man."

  The young woman blushed and said: "I'm not a casual woman either."

  They were just about to get started when Yan Ruyu called, and Wu Ming had no choice but to abandon his plan to go home and have tea with the young woman.

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  Returning to the villa, Yan Ruyu and several others were already waiting for him. Wu Ming couldn't help but ask: "What's so urgent that you called me back?"

  Yan Ruyu jumped to Wu Ming's side, grabbed his arm and smiled: "I'm going to a friend's engagement party with Wuxiang tonight, now I need to go buy clothes."

  Wu Ming rolled her eyes and said, "Not enough clothes? I have many beautiful dresses that seem to have never been worn."

  "Tonight's engagement party is a bit different, we don't have suitable clothes."

  "What's different?"

  "It's time for the makeup party!" Yan Ruyu pulled Wu Ming's arm and said coquettishly, "Let's go, let's go!"

  Never underestimate women, they have a burst of energy when shopping that makes men sweat, and can stroll around all day without getting tired.

  In the afternoon, they returned to the villa and several people went back to their rooms to dress up. Their outfits were similar, all dressed as pirates.

  A white dress shirt with a standing collar, black leather trousers, and a long black military coat that reached his knees. On top of that, he wore a black tricorn hat. Pirate of the Caribbean? Standing in front of the full-length mirror, Wu Ming couldn't help but reveal a wry smile. If he were to cut off a section from each of his limbs, add a wooden leg, and attach an iron hook to his hand, he would be perfect - a perfect pirate captain. Was this for attending a wedding banquet or going on a robbery spree? He was getting confused himself.

  This entire outfit was picked out by Yan Ruyu, and it's extremely valuable and extravagant. The gemstone buttons on the coat are connected by silver chains between the double rows of buttons, and a row of sparkling pearls hangs down from the epaulette on the left shoulder. This pirate costume has a high gold content, and since today is a stormy day, the chances of wearing it to meet God have increased!

  "Hasn't he recovered yet?" Yan Ruyi called out and then pushed open the door to enter Wu Ming's room.

  Wu Ming spun around in a circle and smiled: "How's that? Handsome or not?"

  Yan Ruyu carefully sized him up and nodded in approval, saying: "Not bad! You really look like a mountain bandit!"

  Wu Ming walked up to Yan Ruyi, who was dressed as a female pirate, lifted her chin, and smiled slyly, saying: "Have you ever seen such a handsome mountain bandit?"

  Yan Ruyu brushed away Wu Ming's hand and said irritably: "Why do all you men like to use your fingers to lift a woman's chin?"

  "It's not very polite to use your feet!"

  "Are you guys okay?" Zhuge Dachang's voice came from outside the door.

  "Alright!" Wu Ming responded with a single word, pulled out a red silk handkerchief to cover his mouth and nose, and followed Yan Ruyi out of the room.

  Four masked pirates and I, with a face as pale as jade, burst out laughing: "We must be the most eye-catching guests tonight."

  Feng Wusong smiled and said: "I should be called a thief!"

  "That's for sure!" Wu Ming walked to Zhuge Dachang's side, patted his shoulder and asked: "Pig brother! If we meet outside by chance, can you recognize me?"

  "Nonsense! Even if you were reduced to ashes, I'd still be able to recognize you!"

  "It's true, one handkerchief can't cover my extraordinary face, fortunately I prepared two..." Wu Ming said, taking out another handkerchief and sighing: "Being handsome is indeed a trouble!"

  Three people made vomiting faces together, chatting and laughing as they walked out the door...

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