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  At six o'clock in the morning, it's still dark.

  Wu Ming woke up, to be exact, he didn't sleep well all night. In a room with two beds, four people slept, three of whom snored. Although it wasn't loud enough to shake the rafters, it was still annoying. He really wanted to stuff stinky socks into other people's mouths to vent his frustration.

  A large bed, divided by the Chu River and Han border, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang each occupy one side, and before going to sleep, they also agreed on three rules: whoever dares to threaten the chrysanthemum will not be spared, regardless of brotherly affection.

  His stomach growled with a strange noise, Wu Ming covered his stomach and revealed a wry smile. He had eaten too much chili last night, which led to constipation turning into diarrhea. Tossing and turning, he still couldn't fall asleep, so he could only get out of bed reluctantly.

  Passing by the room where two female stars lived together, the door was half open, Wu Ming subconsciously took a glance inside, wow! What a beautiful scene of a spring sleep, Miao Rui, wearing a red suspender nightdress, looked like a blooming peach blossom, tender and charming.

  It's so cool outside, yet she's wearing a camisole and not even covering herself with a quilt, her cold resistance is really impressive, even on the coldest days of the year, she could still go catch turtles in the river without any issues. Her beautiful legs are crossed over each other, slender, white, smooth and plump, Wu Ming can't take his eyes off them.

  Miao Rui is the heroine of this movie, a relatively well-known second-tier actress. Maybe it's because she played too many maid roles, but she always seems to lack some grandeur.

  The hem of her short skirt was quietly pulled down half an inch by a jade hand, Wu Ming didn't notice, what's the matter, Sleeping Beauty got angry, suddenly pulling up the quilt to cover her delicate body, this is reminding him to leave, if he doesn't go now, she'll let the dog out!

  Wu Ming was taken aback and lost his smile, then turned around and left. He had only walked a few steps when he heard the sound of a door slamming shut behind him. He couldn't help but rub his nose, wondering if he had somehow managed to offend both female stars on set?

  The pace of life here is not as fast as in big cities, the sky has already lit up, but the whole town seems to still be in a dream, quiet and peaceful. The morning air is very good. Wu Ming hurried to the outhouse and found that the door was closed, with someone inside.

  He came to occupy the toilet early in the morning, it's really a moral decay. Wu Ming scolded himself in his heart and walked out of the hotel, he couldn't take it anymore, he didn't want to follow in Niu Dao's footsteps and become everyone's laughing stock after dinner.

  As long as no one saw, it was possible to relieve oneself anywhere. There was a patch of melon and vegetable fields in the distance. Wu Ming quickened his pace and entered the slightly muddy vegetable garden, where he came across a woman, a woman who was relieving herself.

  Bai Lizhen is just a star, not a fairy. She also grew up eating grains and miscellaneous food. She also needs to eat, drink, urinate and defecate. Her shit also requires her to pull down her pants, and her butt is also very white!

  Both of them were stunned. Wu Ming came back to his senses, shifted his feet and pretended to greet casually: "What a coincidence! Also coming here to take a dump?"

  If the object is a man, people may just laugh awkwardly, but now that the object is a woman, it's not just being flirtatious, it's being a playboy.

  "Ah……" Birejen's scream was loud enough to summon thunder, and then she picked up the mud and stones on the ground and threw them at Wu Ming, while scolding: "Stinky rascal, peeping Tom, I'll fight you to the death."

  "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to sneak up on you, it was just a coincidence."

  "Get out! Get out now!" Bertha had gone mad, unable to listen to anything, and even threw her purse and phone as if they were projectiles. Wu Ming smiled wryly and scurried away with his head in his hands...

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  This isn't going to end well! In a secluded corner of the vegetable garden, Wu Ming was savoring the wonderful feeling of 'cold wind piercing his buttocks', thinking about how to make amends later. For the next dozen or so days, they would be together from dawn till dusk, constantly running into each other - this kind of awkwardness wasn't good for anyone.

  After emptying his wine pouch and rice bag, Wu Ming discovered an even more serious problem to be solved. Who has not had a bowel movement in their life? But he had actually forgotten to bring toilet paper!

  He wanted to take out his mobile phone to ask Zhuge Dachang for help, but thought it was a bit awkward. Apart from this, there were several other options to consider, such as calabaza or mud? In the end, he chose to sacrifice a pair of underwear!

  Such a shameful thing, that woman shouldn't make a big deal out of it, right? Wu Ming had already thought of a countermeasure, he planned to apologize to Bi Lijian, best to downplay the situation, but what he didn't expect was that as a star, Bi Lijian surprisingly didn't care about her reputation.

  When Wu Ming returned to the hotel after finishing his business, the crew had all gathered in the hall, and the atmosphere was a bit heavy. As soon as he arrived, Zhuge Dachang hurriedly pulled him aside and whispered: "San Gui! You wouldn't really do something so despicable, would you?"

  "What's wrong with me?"

  Zhuge Dachang whispered, pointing at Bilian Jin's cold face: "That woman said she was followed and peeped while going to the toilet, and even wanted to take liberties with her."

  Wu Ming walked up to Bilian Zhen, pointing at his own nose and questioning: "Saying I'm stalking and peeping? Also saying I want to be indecent?" As he spoke, his voice grew louder, cursing: "I'm being indecent with my sister! What evidence is there?"

  "There's no evidence! We'll know when the police arrive!" Bilai Zhen hummed, saying: "I must make this shameless pervert good."

  "Is that good?" Wu Ming's eyebrows jumped up and down, and he sneered: "To be honest, your butt is really quite good, round and fat, what other good place do you want to give me?"

  "Shameless!" Bilian Jing's anger surged to her heart, and she swung her hand to slap Wu Ming. Wu Ming's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and in an instant, he grasped her wrist, his voice cold: "Don't think I don't dare hit a woman."

  "Hit me! Hit me! If you dare, hit me!" Billie Jean Creswell shouted from the bottom of her heart: "If you dare to move a single hair on my body, I'll make you regret it for the rest of your life!"

  "Alright! Alright! Brother Wu, Sister Lei, let's all calm down and not make a big deal out of this. Let's just diffuse the situation for now."

  "Ptoo!" Bilianzhen spat a perfect parabola of saliva onto Wu Ming's clothes, looking at him with disdain and saying, "I just want to make a big deal out of this, what can he do to me?"

  "What can I do?" Wu Ming clenched his fists and said sternly: "I can knock out all your teeth!"

  The two were about to fight, and the crew immediately stepped forward to pull them apart and persuade them. However, the director and the male and female leads all turned against Bi Lijun, condemning Wu Ming in unison. The others remained silent, but Ruan Fan stood up for Wu Ming and spoke on his behalf.

  Just as both sides were at a stalemate, Bilrezhen's two bodyguards and the translator hired by the crew brought back the town police...

  Bì Ruìzhēn is indeed an actress, her facial expression changed quickly. Just now she was still showing a fierce appearance, but as soon as she saw the police, she immediately became pitiful and tearfully accused Wú Míng of attempting to take liberties with her.

  As foreigners in a foreign land, Wu Ming and the others were treated as honored guests. Fearing that they might cause an international incident and bring trouble upon themselves, several Thai police officers carefully and thoroughly questioned them about the entire matter.

  Because Bilijian couldn't produce convincing evidence, and there were no scars on her body, it was simply absurd to say that Wu Ming had raped her. In the end, nothing came of it.

  As soon as the police left, Bilian pointed at Wu Ming's nose and gritted her teeth, saying: "Don't be smug, just you wait, I'll go back and find a lawyer to sue!"

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and smiled: "I need to bring back La's shit as evidence!"

  "Take advantage of it while it's still hot, let's go quickly! If we're late, the dog will eat it and there won't be any evidence..." He said, putting his hand on Wu Ming's shoulder, "Let's go, we'll have breakfast!"

  The two of them walked away with a swagger, leaving Bilijian fuming with rage, her beautiful face twisted in a scowl, her expression venomous.

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  Lingfosi Temple, a hundred-year-old ancient temple in Moyao Ditch Town, due to its remote location, except for festivals, there are few people who come to worship and burn incense on ordinary days, and there are only more than ten monks in the temple.

  Although Wu Ming and Bi Lijian had an unpleasant argument, the crew still started working normally. After the director negotiated a price with the abbot of Lingfosi Temple, the morning shoot began.

  Infuriated by Wu Ming, Bi Lijian was like a mad dog, scolding whoever she met, from the stylist to the lighting assistant. The most miserable one was Ruan Fan, who acted as her opponent and got punched in the flesh during the fight scene.

  Her overbearing and arrogant attitude infuriated many people, the female makeup artist in the crew was the first to rebel against her, and eventually even the lighting assistants went on strike, forcing director Niu Zhenwei to suspend filming and have a heart-to-heart talk with Bi Lijun.

  At noon, Bilrezhen was very dissatisfied with the food provided by the temple and quarreled with the monks in the temple. The poor translator helped translate his scolding as "cheap person" on one side, and her scolding as "bald donkey" on the other side...

  The scolding soon escalated, Bilai Zhen slapped the young monk hard, and the young monk immediately returned with a splash of vegetable soup. Bilai Zhen immediately ordered two bodyguards to give the young monk a good beating.

  Then several monks joined the fight, and the conflict escalated. Finally, the head monk of the temple came out to apologize and took away several bruised and battered monks. By this time, the dining hall was in disarray.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang watched from start to finish with cold eyes, seeing the gloomy face of Li Fodao before he left, this matter is not over yet.

  Although Wu Ming didn't want to see Bilian, the matter had already dragged Ruan Fan in. After the monks left, Wu Ming immediately advised the crew to leave quickly, otherwise something would happen. However, Director Niu Zhenwei was nonchalant and still wanted to start work in the afternoon to finish today's scenes.

  Causing trouble on someone else's turf and still daring to stay, I don't know if he's brave or stupid. A strong dragon doesn't oppress a local snake, this obvious underworld rule is not understood, how can you come out and mix? Wu Ming shook his head helplessly.

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