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  With no shovel or spade, only using hands and branches to dig, it's easy to imagine that the hole dug out wouldn't be very deep. Wanting to make a trap to catch people is almost impossible, digging holes was just for burying Zhuge Dachang underground, then disguising and waiting for an opportunity to move.

  Led by Zhuge Dachang's ambush, Wu Ming acted as bait to lure the terrorists over. As soon as they were alone and outnumbered, he would launch a surprise attack, subdue them, and take everything for himself, except for their chastity.

  This is Wu Ming's trap-killing plan of guarding the pig and waiting for the rabbit!

  Another burst of gunfire, Wu Ming screamed for the third time as he whizzed past the "mound" of Zhuge Dachang, and since he knew that his opponents were foreigners who couldn't understand Chinese, he now shouted without any scruples.

  "Brother Pig! This time there are fewer people, only five in total."

  Five, individual, people, but, with? This is five heavily armed terrorists, not some street thugs. Zhuge Dachang watched through the narrow slit as several people wearing bulletproof vests left, without even daring to breathe.

  Just a moment later, Wu Ming again sprinted past from another direction, shouting: "Don't come out, there's almost a whole row of them behind!"

  Wu Ming ran over, and a flurry of hurried footsteps entered Zhuge Dachang's ears, along with their panting voices, which sounded like they were exhausted. Although he couldn't understand what they were saying in their bird language, judging from their urgent tone, it shouldn't be praise.

  Zhuge Dachang was being very honest with himself as the Landlord, considering whether he should just settle down here and not move anymore. Because if he let Wu Ming continue like this, it's highly likely that without even using any effort, he could exhaust a group of terrorists to death, and even if they didn't die from exhaustion, he could eventually deplete their ammunition.

  Listening to Wu Ming's unusually shrill and panicked screams, he watched as he escaped once again. The large black man with an AK rifle in his hand stomped his feet angrily, the initial excitement of catching a mouse had completely disappeared, replaced by shame and anger.

  The shot missed, this man's movement and dodge were so fast that it was terrifying. Even if he fired ahead of time at the place where he might dodge, it would still be in vain. What kind of person is this?

  What he couldn't bear the most was that this little brat wasn't even from a special forces background, his dodging movements weren't from any military training, completely unpredictable, sometimes he would jump around like a startled little deer, very clumsy, but damn it, he just couldn't be hit.

  Stroking a small sapling that had been brutally broken by Wu Ming, the black-painted giant's mouth twitched twice. He really misjudged him. If he were standing on the boxing ring that day, what would happen? For the first time, he felt uncertain in his heart.

  He let out a breath and pressed down on his earpiece, saying in Erosian: "Lost him again, bearing three o'clock."

  "Got it!" A low and helpless male voice came from the headphones.

  Wu Ming's vivid and emotional portrayal of a young woman being chased by robbers, the entire island was filled with her screams, after an afternoon of pursuit, a group of extremely vicious terrorists gave up.

  This is not a human, it's an eerie humanoid endangered species that should be protected by everyone. This is the reason why a group of terrorists found for themselves. Now, even if Wu Ming jumps in front of them to provoke them, they don't want to fire their guns, let alone chase him.

  Wu Ming returned to the front of Zhuge Dachang's tomb, covered in mud and looking disheveled. He then bowed solemnly, prompting Zhuge Dachang to jump out of the pit and shout: "What the hell is going on?"

  Wu Ming bit his hands with his mouth and exclaimed in surprise: "Pig Brother isn't dead?"

  "Nonsense! Am I supposed to be a zombie now?"

  "Since I'm not dead, why don't you make a move?" Wu Ming hummed and complained: "In gaming terms, I've been helping to lure this monster for a whole day, but he hasn't even farted once. Is that fair to me?"

  Zhuge Dachang rubbed his hands together and dryly said: "They all have guns in their hands, I'm not very confident in taking on several people at once."

  "Alas... I don't know what's going on, that group of grandsons doesn't want to chase me anymore, now even thinking about summoning monsters is useless."

  "I won't chase after him either!"

  Wu Ming plopped his butt onto the ground and sighed: "What a waste of my perfect ambush plan."

  Buried underground for half a day without moving, Zhuge Dachang was also covered in mud and had a sore waist and back. Upon hearing this, he couldn't help but curse: "Perfect brother-in-law, bringing so many people at once, how can I make a move?"

  "You think I'm willing to?" Wu Ming said indignantly, "At first they were just a group of five or six people, but later on they all gathered together, with each group having over ten or twenty people. I've never seen such cowardly terrorists."

  "They are not ordinary terrorists..." Zhuge Dachang said calmly: "His mobile shooting is well-trained, very professional."

  "What kind of people are they?" Wu Ming cursed and said: "Why stick to us and won't let go?"

  "I guess it's mainly for this..." Zhuge Dachang patted the leather suitcase under his buttocks and said, "In order not to leak the news, they also want to kill us to silence us."

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  In the Presidential Suite of the Hilton Hotel in Guangzhou, He Su was elegantly cutting his filet mignon when a large white man held his phone to his ear and suddenly cut into the ceramic plate with his dinner knife, making a sharp screeching sound. In a low voice, he said, "Lost control? How could you lose control?"

  Under his indication, the big white man opened the hands-free and put the mobile phone on the dinner table. A terrified voice said: "Sorry, Master Peter, we accidentally let Yang Gang take the goods away."

  "Run away?"

  "But he's already dead and the goods are now on his two bodyguards. Please give us some time, I'll get the goods back for you."

  A cold glint flashed in his eyes as he said in an exceptionally gentle tone, "If the three billion dollar cargo can't be retrieved, I'll feed you to the sharks."

  "Alright! We'll definitely help you get your goods back."

  Two bodyguards? He hung up the phone and thought for a moment before instructing the big white man beside him, "Go check what kind of people those two bodyguards Yang Jie invited back are."

  "Yes, I'll go right away!" The big white man nodded and backed out of the room.

  At the same time, two miserable creatures were foraging on the dark beach, using the weak light of their mobile phone to illuminate their way. Wu Ming picked up a shell and opened it, eating its contents directly and scrunching up his face in distaste at the strong smell that almost made him vomit.

  "It's really smelly and disgusting!" Wu Ming threw away the empty shell and said, "Pig Brother! Let's go back to the yacht to find something to eat instead?"

  "Go back? Are you out of your mind?" Zhuge Dachang said sternly, "There must be someone on the boat waiting for us with a gun, stop wasting words and eat more, we still have things to do later."

  "I suddenly think that Yan Xiaozhu's fried eggs are not bad!" Wu Ming made a bitter face and inserted his hand into the water, suddenly letting out a sharp cry, and from the water he pulled out a large crab, its huge pincers clamping down on Wu Ming's fingers.

  Zhuge Dachang laughed loudly as he held up his phone: "What a big crab! Come on, come on, give brother half of it."

  In this way, two blood-drinking 'cavemen' had a sumptuous seafood meal by the sea. Although Wu Ming kept complaining in his mouth, he ate a lot.

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  It was the dead of night, the time when humans were most exhausted. In the forest where one couldn't see their own fingers in front of them, Wu Ming and Zhuge were stealthily making their way towards the center of the small island.

  Two people arrived at the central island's dense forest, where two swaying flashlight beams shone. Two patrolling men in black uniforms walked into the forest, and a lone one was delivered to their doorstep. Wu Ming excitedly whispered: "Left! Right!"

  The fastest way to make someone lose their voice is to knock them out before they can react, and as the two men in black entered the attack range, Xue Ying and Wu Ming suddenly pounced out from their hiding place.

  Zhuge Dachang's hands were swift and ruthless, a single knife-hand strike quickly sent one of the black-clad men crashing to the ground.

  Wu Ming, also a palm knife, but too unprofessional, he actually chopped one palm on the other's throat, the man in black covered his throat like a chicken with its neck pinched, although he couldn't make a sound, but didn't faint, Wu Ming threw a flurry of punches, finally kneeled down and violently bumped the other's groin.

  The man in black finally fainted, to be precise, he fainted from the pain. Zhuge Dachang was covered in sweat, it was too brutal, too brutal.

  Soon, the two men in black were stripped bare, indeed completely naked without even leaving their underwear, Wu Ming also used the ropes they carried with them to tightly tie the two naked men together, and finally stuffed their mouths with their underwear.

  Damn, he's so professional! It's a waste of his talent if he doesn't go into kidnapping and extortion. Zhuge Dachang is blessing two loving men, wishing them a wonderful night filled with love.

  For some reason, the two men in black didn't have guns on them, and had changed into enemy uniforms. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang carried flashlights and disguised themselves as patrolling guards, swaggering towards the center of the island. When they were still nearly a hundred meters away from the white villa, Wu Ming discovered that his phone had signal again, which made him ecstatic.

  "This is the Zero Warning Center, what's going on?" The phone rang, and a not-so-sweet female voice was heard. Wu Ming's eyes were filled with hot tears as he said in a low voice: "We are under attack by terrorists, please send someone to rescue us quickly."

  "Terrorist?" The policewoman's tone seemed to be questioning.

  "Wu Ming exclaimed: 'I'm telling the truth, they have heavy weapons, hurry up and send a SWAT team to rescue us, best bring planes, cannons and nuclear warheads, there are too many of them and they're extremely brutal!'"

  "Can you take responsibility for what you're saying now? I'm warning you, making a false report is punishable by law."

  "Don't believe it? Wait and see..." Wu Ming said, using force to smash the flashlight in his hand towards a small building in the distance, shouting loudly: "Sunzi! The master of the house has come to wake you up to pee!"

  The sound of machine guns was particularly piercing at night, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang crouched down and fled in a sorry state, in order to ensure their safety, they could only run around the white small building, Wu Ming shouted while running: "Sister police officer, did you hear that?"

  The policewoman realized the severity of the situation and shouted loudly: "Think of a way to escape, we'll immediately send out an alarm, quickly report your location!"

  "This is a nameless small island in Tiger Shark Bay, with a white building in the center of the island! Please hurry up, many people have already died."

  "Bay of Sharks?" The policewoman fell silent for a moment before saying, "Please hold on just a little longer."

  Finally managed to report the crime, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang quickly fled into the dense forest.

  Soon, thirty or so men in black clothes rushed out, and they arrived at a pair of naked men struggling on the ground. The leader, a man with black hair, gritted his teeth and said: "At all costs, find them, I will tear them to pieces."

  A blond-haired white man showed a sly smile, pulled out a small notebook computer, with several fixed red dots and two moving red dots on the screen, smiled and said: "They can't escape."

  The man in black oil paint pointed at two companions who had just been untied and asked: "Are there trackers on them?"

  "Tonight, every guard on duty, I've installed a tracker on their bulletproof vests. That's why I didn't let them carry guns...” The blond white man beckoned with his hand and hummed: "Now follow me to catch these two thieving rats!"

  After a smooth escape, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were both somewhat complacent, completely unaware of the danger approaching...

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