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  Teeth are the hardest skeleton on most animals, the sharpest natural weapon. Even if it's the king of beasts, a tiger, if it loses its fangs, even several stray dogs can bite it to death.

  A long, long time ago, people had the habit of brushing their teeth every day. This was because they were already aware of the importance of their teeth and protecting them like soldiers protect their weapons.

  On that cold battlefield where one relies on their weapon, what can a warrior do without one? Use his head to knock against the enemy's chest? In the end, not wanting to die, he can only surrender, then obediently pull down his pants and stick out his butt, begging for mercy.

  Everyone knows that Guan Yu is brave and powerful, but think about it, if he didn't have the Green Dragon Crescent Blade at the time, would he be using a rolling pin to get through the passes? Of course, Red Hare isn't just a name, even without the blade, dodging six generals wouldn't be a problem.

  Dragon, the symbol of Huaxia, a legendary divine beast, it has the power to move mountains and turn seas upside down. With just one flick of its tail, it can destroy high-rise buildings, and even if it spits out a mouthful of saltwater vapor, it can make the Sahara bloom with trumpet flowers.

  The dragon is almost invincible, even if its 'blue' is exhausted and it loses its invincible divine powers such as 'Ma Mi Ma Mi Red', it still has impenetrable dragon scales, earth-shattering dragon claws, and indestructible dragon teeth.

  Today, Zhuge Dachang's ward was a bit quiet, and for some reason, the little patient in the same room had changed rooms. When Wu Ming and his entourage entered the ward, they met a man who came to visit the patient, a man wearing a military uniform, with two bars and one star on his shoulder, which is the rank of lieutenant colonel.

  He is over thirty years old, with a short inch of board head, dark skin that looks very healthy and sturdy. As for his appearance, it can be said that if you cover your face, others will suspect that he is not a handsome guy. Moreover, he is not tall, and if he doesn't wear "dwarf shoes", he would be two heads shorter than Zhuge Dachang.

  He just stood there quietly, but gave people a sense of being crushed by Mount Tai. The small sickroom was shrouded in the aura he emitted, creating an illusion that made one feel like they were about to suffocate.

  Tang Yuyan made her identity and intentions clear, but the man wearing a lieutenant colonel's uniform didn't put her in his eyes at all. He completely disregarded the beauty's face and directly had her and two followers thrown out. He only said one sentence: Our Dragon Tooth affairs are not yet to be intervened by you, get out!

  Tang Yuyan and the other two left in a huff, their faces smoking with anger. Wu Ming rubbed his nose and secretly smiled to himself - indeed, those who could mobilize planes and artillery were still more formidable.

  Class monitor! A class monitor with a lieutenant colonel's rank? No way, right?! When Wu Ming found out the man's identity, he was so shocked that his mouth couldn't close, and even his name sounded so cool, a high-gold-content name, Antique!

  It's actually quite easy to understand, the older generation was afraid of poverty and hardship, so they hoped their children could live a better life, and would deliberately choose names that sounded wealthy and prosperous. Names with connotations of wealth and honor are everywhere.

  It was soon noon, and Leng Bing personally went out to buy food. There were only three men left in the room. After a while, Wu Ming found that Gu Dong's temperament was quite similar to Zhuge Dachang's, both of whom were generous and unrestrained, but he was more brutal and cunning.

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  A pretty little nurse walked past the door of the ward, and the eyes of three men lit up. The antique whistled and smiled slyly: "Xiao Chang, what's that chick's bust size?"

  "Class monitor! Don't call me Xiao Chang!" Zhuge Dachang said with a bitter face, then replied seriously: "It should be 2B bra cup size!"

  "How did you pass the shooting test in the first place?" The antique scolded with a straight face, "Don't embarrass me, okay? That little girl is at least a C-cup!"

  "You're really something! Others wear that much and you still manage to come out on top..." Zhuge Dachang immediately flattered, "As expected of the class leader."

  It is said that the soldiers are like their general, and they have a certain class. What kind of general do they have? Wu Ming's forehead was sweating, and he asked in a low voice: "Does guessing a woman's bust size have anything to do with shooting?"

  "Who says it's not? Don't you understand?" The antique spoke in a professional tone, "The most important thing about shooting is aiming, and aiming relies on one's eyesight. If your eyesight is poor, a potentially fatal shot may not be fatal!"

  "What does this have to do with a woman's bust size?"

  "What a fool! The class leader means that people who are good at shooting must have good eyesight, can't have any deviation..." Zhuge Dachang criticized with a stern face: "If you want to pierce the enemy's heart with one shot, you must practice your eyesight well."

  "So that's how it is..." Wu Ming had an epiphany and humbly asked for guidance: "So, the women's chests, guessing her bust size is actually a way to practice one's gaze, a method of practicing marksmanship aiming?"

  The antique let out two light coughs and said: "It...it can be understood this way!"

  "Do you also practice like this in your troops?"

  "When I was a soldier for two or three years, the mother pig competed with Diao Chan..." The antique let out a sigh and patted Wu Ming's shoulder, saying: "I've been a soldier for twenty years, now even when there are birds flying in the sky, I think they might be mothers."

  Zhuge Dachang felt a bit embarrassed by the class monitor's words, and quickly changed the subject. "By the way, Class Monitor, how did you know I was hospitalized? And you even took the time to rush over despite your busy schedule."

  "Even if..." The antique was about to say something but stopped, and said seriously: "As long as one is a Dragon Tooth for a day, he will be our Dragon Tooth for life. Can't I come to see my own brother?"

  "Class leader!" Zhuge Dachang's emotions were a bit agitated, and he trembled with his voice: "Thank you for still treating me as your brother."

  "If any of you dare to cry, I'll break your legs..." Gu Dong cursed, then revealed a relieved expression and shouted: "Captain Zhuge Dachang!"

  Zhuge Dachang gave a military salute and said loudly: "Yes! Please instruct, Sergeant!"

  "Well done! You didn't lose face for our Dragon Tooth!" An antique look appeared in his eyes, and he took out a pair of black iron lotus flowers with serrated edges from his pocket and handed them to Zhuge Dachang, saying: "This is the Dragon Tooth, no matter where it is, it will always be one of us, and it will always be our proud Swift Dragon."

  Zhuge carefully accepted it, with a look of treasuring something precious. Wu Ming exclaimed in surprise: "Wow! This must be the legendary Heaven's External Mysterious Iron!"

  "Are you a martial arts expert?" The antique dealer said gruffly, "It's stainless steel coated with a layer of black lacquer, and it costs thirty bucks!"

  Wu Ming chuckled and said: "I thought it was some kind of divine weapon!"

  "Alright, I'm leaving..." The antique stood up and bid farewell: "I came to Zhuhai this time just for your matter. That woman earlier was not easy to deal with, she actually obtained the authority to check the small intestine's file. Now I need to go help you get rid of her completely."

  "Why get rid of her?" Wu Ming scratched his head and said: "We haven't done anything bad, we're not afraid of her investigation."

  "There are many things that they won't understand..." The antique dealer revealed a meaningful smile, saying: "If you're caught up in their department, even if you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, she'll know."

  Wu Ming was shocked and said: "My god! So terrifying?"

  "In short, I'll take care of this matter...". As the antique was speaking, he suddenly threw a fist at Wu Ming's chest, with a speed that was astonishing.

  He dodged two steps away and asked foolishly: "What are you doing?"

  The antique that missed the sneak attack looked a bit embarrassed, dryly laughed twice, and loudly said: "Good! Xiao Chang indeed recognized an extraordinary brother!" As he spoke, he winked and continued: "From today on, you are the external reserve member of our Dragon Tooth, waiting to be summoned by the country at any time."

  "Conscription? You want me to be a soldier?" Wu Ming shook his head quickly, refusing: "I don't want to be a soldier. A life without women is worse than death for me."

  "It's not about being a soldier, but giving an identity that won't be investigated!" Gu Dong raised the file bag in his hand and continued: "The files and materials of both of us are all here, I'll go help you deal with this matter now!"

  "What's with these files?" Wu Ming asked in surprise: "How could we possibly have these things?"

  "It was originally non-existent, but someone said it existed... " The antique spoke in a vague tone, revealing a mysterious smile, and said: "As long as we know that our commander of the Flame Dragon appreciates it, that's enough."

  "Why?"

  "Being able to single-handedly drive off over seventy armed thugs is exactly the kind of talent we need..." Gu Dong smiled and said, "Right, his nickname is Green Dragon, isn't it?"

  Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice and he said, "Can I call you White Tiger?"

  "From today on, except for the military, I have the right to not answer anyone's questions..." The antique said proudly: "Because every word that is spoken may be a state secret."

  Wu Ming joked: "If someone asks me if I'm a man? If I don't answer, I might not be able to find a wife in this lifetime."

  "Alright, I'm leaving..." The antique dealer said in a nasty tone: "Remember! Our conversation today is a state secret. If it's leaked out, you'll lose your head."

  "Big or small?"

  "They're all going to fall!"

  Watching the antique proudly leave, Wu Ming's mind was a bit messy. Why did the squad leader and captain of the Flame Dragon Troop want to protect him? No matter what their purpose was, with such a big protective umbrella, he wouldn't be afraid of being caught again when spending money to find a girl in the future.

  However, a class leader actually claimed to be able to deal with the director of a national security bureau, which gives people a sense of being both amused and annoyed. But after all, they belong to different systems, and the mysterious Captain Class Leader's power may not necessarily be less than that of a director.

  Wu Ming put on a big smile, revealing a hint of teasing, and said: "Piggy! From today on, we're like two people wearing the same pants. Can you tell me, who is that class monitor?"

  "He's just a squad leader, with only twelve special soldiers under him!" Zhuge Dachang revealed a faint smile and said: "Want to hear my story?"

  "Listen carefully!"

  In the spring of 1982, a child was born on the east coast of Dongshan. From a young age, he had more strength than other children and ate more than them. Even when peeking at the village's pretty widow taking a bath, his eyes were wider than those of other children...

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