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  Warriors should be brave and fearless, never yielding. Commanders should lead by example, without fear or hesitation. Those who falter and fail to advance are not worthy of being a commander. Wu Ming led the warriors of "Guarding the Dawn" at the forefront, charging fiercely towards the giant monster!

  Two minutes later, all the soldiers revived and ate dry rations at the respawn point.

  Lose and fight, there is no invincible general in this world. Wherever you fall, get up from there. Even if you die a thousand times, not a single hair will be lost. Fear nothing! Sisters, follow me to charge! Wu Ming controls the warrior to wield his axe and kill!

  Two minutes later, all the soldiers revived and ate dry rations at the respawn point.

  Unable to defeat the enemy with brute force, Wu Ming decided to change his battle plan and launch a surprise attack from behind. He controlled his character to sneak up to the back of the giant monster, but due to the height difference between the character model and the monster, he could only strike at its buttocks. The buttocks were just that, buttocks, but it was a matter of life and death - Wu Ming's deadly battle-axe would take the monster's life!

  Two minutes later, all the soldiers revived and ate dry rations at the respawn point.

  Wu Ming is a complete gaming newbie, getting excited and flustered easily, often pressing the space bar by mistake, making his character jump up and down, and when fighting monsters he likes to let out loud shrieks.

  The truth of the game is to have fun, it's people playing games, not games playing people. Although they were busy with the game, several girls laughed happily, after repairing their equipment, their female characters once again surrounded Shen Yiyang's male warrior as he entered the instance dungeon.

  Circling around to the monster's back again, Wu Ming exclaimed: "Wow! Major discovery, major discovery, this big monster actually doesn't have a chrysanthemum!"

  "Excuse me! What is uncle researching?"

  "Come on! Don't leak air anymore."

  "Uncle, come on! I can hold out for more than three minutes."

  Indian God Oil, the lucky star of the bitter man, with its support, three minutes is no longer a dream! Wu Ming's mind suddenly burst out with this sentence, he showed a hint of anger and shame, this time can't be quick-shotted again, otherwise the old face would have nowhere to go.

  After a few failures, Wu Ming had learned to use skills. Although the 3D image still made him dizzy, he was gradually getting used to it. He took a deep breath and clicked on a skill called "Charge", his character swiftly moved under the giant monster's crotch and slashed with a knife.

  A deafening roar, the battle begins.

  The domineering pace combined with perfect coordination, the soldiers launched a smooth attack. Wu Ming's every axe chopped into the flesh three inches deep, every shot of "hidden weapon" hit the bullseye, and every jump showed off her charm. Three minutes later, cheers erupted...

  But anyway, the big monster wasn't knocked down!

  The crowd of soldiers were still sitting at the respawn point eating dry rations, they cheered simply because Wu Ming persisted for three minutes, from a second-rate shooter to an early ejaculator, this was a qualitative leap, this was absolutely something worth celebrating.

  Wu Ming spoke with great fanfare, Comrades, this is a great victory, I will continue to strive for more and persist for a longer time, so that we can enjoy a prolonged and thrilling battle.

  Shen Yiyiyu rubbed the bath for almost an hour, and what she gained from it only she herself knew.

  She returned to the room, and the team of more than a dozen people who had been wiped out several times in front of and behind her had already disbanded. After she took over the game, even her sisters went offline, and she couldn't help but complain: "Why aren't they playing anymore? They said they would take down this boss today, really unreliable."

  "They said they want to go out and stroll around!"

  "Hmm... didn't even ask me to go shopping with them..." Shen Yiyiyu pouted, casually clicking on the character profile, and then exclaimed in surprise: "Huh? How did I get an extra achievement title?"

  She quickly opened the search, and the player Guardian of Dawn was trampled to death ten times by the Hell Three-Headed Dog using the same skill Hell Trample, forging an immortal legend, rewarding a special title 'Meat Pie', which will reduce defense by 100 points when used.

  "Haha... this achievement title is really fun."

  "Isn't it awesome?" Wu Ming said with a proud smile: "This is the title that Uncle worked hard to help me get."

  "Is it dead?" Shen Yiyiy's face was filled with an uncontrollable smile, and after a pause, she continued: "Right, uncle, do you know how to play poker?"

  Wu Ming nodded and said, "I will!"

  "Then play with me..." Shen Yiyiy walked to the head of the bed and picked up a pink laptop, "Use mine."

  "I have a computer, I'll go back and get it."

  Wu Ming went back to his room and brought out a black laptop, Shen Yiyang glanced at it twice, revealing a hint of disdain, saying: "Uncle! Can't be that poor, right? The laptop is still a generic brand."

  Wu Ming shrugged and smiled: "This is a company-issued computer for monitoring purposes. How good can it be?"

  "Monitoring?" Shen Yiyiy tilted her head, then shook it and moved a chair to the computer desk, shouting: "Uncle, come quickly, let's kill all around."

  They entered the game together, found an empty table, and exchanged a sly smile with each other, now all they had to do was wait for the fish to take the bait.

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  Back home, Hong Ruo Xi took off her coat and hung it on the hook at the entrance. She heard a happy laughter coming from her daughter's room, and she showed a curious expression, quietly walking to the door of her daughter's room.

  It's been a long time since I've seen my daughter laugh like that. The bodyguard who came back with us at great expense is very popular with her, and Yu Rou Xi's eyes are shining with amusement. Seeing how much fun they're having, she can't bear to disturb them, so she slowly walks back to her own room.

  Only losing and not winning makes one angry, only winning and not losing is also boring. After deceiving a large number of innocent people, Shen Yiy felt bored. She opened her laptop, connected the speakers, and revealed a strange smile, saying: "Uncle! Let's watch a movie? I downloaded an overnight movie that I haven't watched yet."

  "What movie?"

  "There's a new horror movie out!"

  Wu Ming's eyes widened and he dryly laughed: "Uh... I'm not too fond of horror movies."

  Shen Yiyiyu glanced at him sideways and said, "You're not afraid of ghosts, are you?"

  "Kidding... " Wu Ming snorted with his nose upturned: "I'm the one they call 'Ghostly Fear', what's there to be afraid of?"

  The grand words were spoken quite beautifully, but after the eerie music started playing, Wu Ming still had a heart-pounding feeling. In the pitch-black teaching building, a girl wearing a uniform walked down the stairs with a flashlight, when suddenly, a man wearing a ghost mask jumped out.

  He swiftly lifted the girl's skirt, tore off her underwear, and in just ten seconds, a high-pitched wail and gasping sounds filled Shen Yiyang's room. Wu Ming was shocked, his mind numb for a while before he came back to himself. What the hell?

  She might have felt that her voice was too loud and not good, so Shen Yiyang lowered her voice and winked at Wu Ming with a smile, asking: "How is it? This movie isn't bad, right?"

  If it were a man, Wu Ming would have started talking about the pornographic film without any restraint, but facing a girl, he could only force a bitter smile and ask: "Isn't this kind of low-level movie not suitable for a girl?"

  "Low-grade? Classmate! We should use an artistic perspective, not a strange one. Only in this way can we bring out the beauty of this film."

  Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice, and he said dryly, "The gaze of a seductress? I'm truly enlightened."

  She said to use an artistic eye, but Shen Yiyiy frequently fast-forwarded to the essence, skipping those messy plots, usually only boys would do this, in less than 20 minutes, a nearly two-hour movie was finished.

  "Not good at all..." Shen Yiyiyu snorted: "So small, like a toothpick, and that woman is still shouting so loudly, it's really too fake."

  Wu Ming's cold sweat came down immediately, and he stammered in rebuttal: "N...not small, right? This is the normal size for an Eastern man, okay?"

  Shen Yiyang still wanted to order another one, Wu Ming hurriedly pulled her out of the room, pushing her shoulder and smiling: "Uncle is hungry, accompany me to eat something."

  "Let's go to McDonald's, I want to eat chicken wings."

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  It snowed outside, and it was not pleasant to go out. Wu Ming and Shen Yiyiy gave up their plan to go out. When they heard that they wanted to eat something, Shen Ruoxi went into the kitchen without saying a word.

  Half an hour later, a large plate of fried chicken nuggets and cola was placed on the living room coffee table. What a virtuous woman! Wu Ming exclaimed that such a woman is very suitable to be taken home and have children with, and their future life will definitely be very happy. The happiest thing is the process of making children?

  Shen Ruoxi hastily returned to the room, took out two CDs, and with a hint of anticipation in her eyes, suggested: "I bought a few CDs the day before yesterday. How about we watch a movie?"

  Another movie?

  Daughter's porn, mother buys DVDs? Wu Ming felt a bit embarrassed. A man, a woman, and a big kid, the three of them looked like a family of three watching porn together in the living room? This scene didn't seem very warm?

  It turned out that Wu Ming was overthinking, Shen Ruo Xi had released a new version of A Chinese Ghost Story, which is a recently released movie and a very beautiful love ghost film.

  What a great opportunity! Wu Ming touched his nose, wondering if he should take advantage of the situation and pounce into Shen Ruo Xi's arms?

  As she caught Wu Ming's eyes darting around her body, Shen Ruoxue's face gradually heated up. She felt a little embarrassed, but since it was hard to get the chance to spend time with her daughter, she didn't dare say anything reproachful, fearing that it would ruin this rare harmonious atmosphere.

  "Uncle! Is this an old version of the movie?"

  "No, I don't like horror movies."

  "This is a romance film, isn't it?"

  "Isn't love terrifying?" Wu Ming said with a smirk: "People are always dying or looking for death because of love."

  Shen Yiyiy showed a disdainful gaze and asked: "Do you understand love? Do you know what 'love' is?"

  "Who says I don't understand..." Wu Ming loudly hummed: "I at least understand eighteen poses that make women desire to die and ascend."

  Shen Ruoxi's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she swallowed hard. What was this shameless man saying?

  "You silly goose, I'm talking about love... " Shen Yiyiyu hastily said: "What were you thinking? I'm really speechless."

  Wu Ming's face turned red with rage, and he shouted wildly: "Damn it! Who told you to ask that? That was just a slip of the tongue!"

  "Shut up... who told you to have such a dirty mind!"

  "Hmph... Don't laugh at someone for taking 100 steps when you yourself have taken 50!"

  The two of them stared at each other with wide eyes, then burst out laughing together, laughing until they were doubled over.

  They quarreled and laughed, Shen Ruo Xi's red lips curved into a beautiful arc, this is what a home looks like, this man has only been here for one day, and he has brought laughter and joy to this cold and quiet home, what a wonderful man.

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