Chapter Thirty: Paradise of Perversion

  Hua Feng's smile was like a blooming flower as she said, "Of course not. We don't actually belong to the Empire, and even the Imperial Family has no right to order us around. Only when the Empire is at a critical juncture will we take action for its sake. However, you're also a Tianqiu Master now, so you should know that being an Yu Zhu Master is a very expensive profession. Therefore, we need to have our own income. And this income comes from tasks." To be precise, the Tian Gong Camp is actually an assassin organization called 'Perverted Paradise'. It's just that, apart from ourselves, almost no one knows that the Tian Gong Camp of the Tian Bow Empire is actually Perverted Paradise. In the vast continent's assassin world, our Perverted Paradise ranks seventh among assassin organizations. Since its establishment over a hundred years ago, our task success rate has been as high as 79%, while the assassin organizations ranked above us each have more than ten times our number of people." "Perverted Paradise?" Zhou Weiqing's eyes twitched slightly as he thought to himself, 'What a creative name...'

  Hua Feng's face cracked a smile as he said, "The aberrant arrow of annihilation will send you to heaven. From now on, you are also members of the Aberrant Paradise, but because these first two years are your learning period, you won't have any share in the profits when participating in tasks. Once your strength reaches a certain level and is evaluated by everyone, then you can receive a proportionate share."

  Mu En looked at Zhou Weiqing and snorted, saying: "You stinky brat, don't evaluate us based on the level of a Jewel Master. If we were to engage in a direct confrontation without using bows and arrows, just one five-Jewel-level Heaven Jewel Master would be enough to wipe out our entire camp. But do you know what the achievements of the Heavenly Bow Camp have been over the past hundred years? I'll only mention the highest level. The strongest cultivator to die at the hands of our Heavenly Bow Camp's assassination was a nine-Jewel-level Heaven Jewel Master, and one nine-Jewel-level Heaven Jewel Master's strength is enough to rival that of a hundred ordinary nine-Jewel Resting Jewel Masters or Intent Jewel Masters. In over a century of history, eleven upper-tier nine-Jewel-level Heaven Sects have been taken down, forty-three eight-Jewel-level ones, and one hundred fourteen seven-Jewel-level Heaven Jewel Masters."

  Shangguan Bing'er said: "Everyone, seniors, we will definitely work hard to study here, please guide us." Han Mo stood up and said to Huafeng: "Boss, I'll go back first if there's nothing else."

  Hua Feng nodded and said, "Ice, follow me. I'll arrange a place for you to stay and also test your current strength."

  "Yes, teacher." Shangguan Ice stood up, just about to leave, but was pulled back by Zhou Weiqing. Zhou Weiqing leaned in close and whispered, "Ice, don't let this old general take advantage of you." Despite his elegant and handsome appearance, he still felt a sense of crisis towards Huafeng. Shangguan Ice pinched him hard, her face flushing red, before leaving with Huafeng together.

  Zhou Weiqing clearly saw that when Hua Feng was leaving, a hint of a playful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he couldn't help but feel anxious in his heart. Could it be that he heard me even though I spoke so softly?

  Xuē Guān Bīng'ér had just stepped out the door with Huà Fēng when Mù ēn, Luō Kè Dí and Gāo Shēng, who were sitting across from Zhōu Wěi Qīng, burst into uncontrollable laughter. Luō Kè Dí was laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face, and he kept pounding the table with his fists. Mù ēn laughed so hard she almost fell off her chair onto the floor. Zhōu Wěi Qīng looked at them in confusion and asked: "What are you guys laughing about? What's so funny?"

  Gao Hao laughed and said: "Xiao Wei, do you think your voice was already very small just now, only Ice could hear it?" "Damn, you guys actually all heard it?" Zhou Weiqing said in surprise.

  Ruo Ke gave a thumbs up to Zhou Weiqing and said, "Little Wei, let me tell you something. If someone else dared to say this in front of the Wind Emperor, they'd probably be skinned alive! Your voice is still so soft? Have you forgotten what we do for a living? We're all skilled archers, veteran godly archers. Our ability to locate sounds is unmatched, even by top-tier Heavenly Jewel Masters. The difference between your so-called 'soft voice' and speaking directly into our ears is negligible. Haha, haha, hahaha! You actually worry that the Wind Emperor will steal your girl? It's laughable!"

  Zhou Weiqing's face turned red with anger as he said: "Is it that funny? As a man, I'm worried about something happening to my woman!"

  "Damn it, don't embarrass me in front of others!" Mu En said with a sorrowful and indignant expression. "You little rascal, do you know what Zuo Feng Lao Da wants to be called from a generational standpoint?" Zhou Weiqing asked curiously. "What is it?" Mu En replied, "Little Mother." "Huh?" Zhou Weiqing's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. "You're saying that the Camp Leader is a woman?"

  "No, no, our boss is definitely a man, but he likes men and has left. And the person he likes is your dad! Hahaha, hahahaha, kid, you're actually worried that the man who wants to be your stepmom hooked up with your girlfriend? Haha, I'm dying laughing!"

  Zhou Weiqing was completely stunned and couldn't say a word, at this moment, suddenly, the faces of Mu En's three people turned pale at the same time, almost without hesitation, they fell to the ground, on the wall of the wooden house behind them, three small holes had appeared silently.

  A voice followed, "If you three want to die, I don't mind fulfilling your wish." Rok's face turned pale, and Takashi suddenly became serious. "What did you just say? You punk, how dare you set up our boss like that? I despise you. Go pack your things." After saying this, the guy turned around and ran away.

  Only Mu En sat back down as if no one was around, looking at Zhou Weiqing who was staring blankly like a wooden chicken, and said lightly: "Little Wei, have you realized?"

  "Enlightened? I'm enlightened. No wonder it's called Pervert Paradise, indeed every single normal person is gone..." Zhou Weiqing's expression turned extremely weird as a strange image appeared in his mind - an image of his old man and the elegant Wind Chaser Camp Captain holding hands.

  There was a stir in his stomach, and Zhou Weiqing immediately slapped himself, only then did he manage to pull himself back from that scene.

  The seven members of the Sky Bow Camp, he had seen five of them already. One was a homosexual, one was a rogue, one was a rascal, one was a murderer, and one was an ice mountain. Zhou Weiqing asked tentatively: "Teacher, what are the nicknames of the other two?"

  Mu En stood up and walked to his side, saying: "As for the other two, you'd better be careful. One of them is the only female in our Tian Gong camp, a beauty who has had a crush on Huafeng for twenty years, just like Huafeng's infatuation with your father. Her name is Shuicao, but we all call her Xiao Cao. However, she obviously has a bad temper due to hormonal imbalance, and is fierce towards everyone except Huafeng. She's nicknamed 'Volcano', where 'fire' refers to her temper and 'mountain' refers to her earth attribute. You need to be most careful around her, as in her eyes, your father is the one who stole away the man she loves."

  "As for the other one, she is our deputy camp commander, named Yī Shī. She excels at shooting cold arrows and auxiliary arrows, a great assistant on the battlefield. If you say she's sinister and venomous, no one can surpass her. Her gender is somewhat special, just like her nickname, 'Demoness'."

  At this time, Zhou Weiqing's forehead was black-lined, his facial muscles twitching. What kind of people were these? And there was a demon and an old tigress, how could he spend the next two years? "Let's go, I'll arrange a place for you to stay, then show me your skills. Since you've condensed your Pearl, have you imprinted your Intent?" Zhou Weiqing nodded, saying: "I have." Mu En's small eyes rolled around, "Old Zhou is quite willing to spend money!"

  Zhou Weiqing's mood had recovered a bit by now, after all, he and Mu En had been together for two years, and his ability to accept new things was still relatively strong. After hearing Mu En's words, he smiled slightly. Luo Ke Di said: "I'm going to drink, Xiao Wei, don't forget what I told you." Zhou Weiqing's eyebrows moved slightly "What did you say? I forgot." "What?" Luo Ke Di slammed his fist on the table and clenched his fists at Zhou Weiqing "You want to die?"

  Mu En's eyes rolled "I think it's you who wants to die. My disciple just arrived and you're threatening him, is this how a master should behave?"

  Zhou Weiqing had already nimbly hidden behind Mu En, nodding repeatedly "Exactly. Master Uncle! I'm a person with poor memory, if there's some kind of meeting gift or something, maybe my memory will improve, and naturally your words will come to mind."

  "Really, dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, and rats beget rats that can dig holes. You little scoundrel, you've just arrived and already know how to knock on my door."

  Mu En laughed and said, "Well said, I will definitely pass it on to Zhou Shui Niu verbatim. It seems that you are now arrogant enough to think you can beat him. Heh heh." Ji Ke Di angrily retorted, "I was clearly talking about you!"

  Mu En said with an innocent face: "But Xiao Wei is not my son, he's just my apprentice. You're talking about the rat that was born, and it wasn't even born by me! Ah, I haven't seen Zhou Shui Niu beat someone up in a long time, I'm really looking forward to it!"

  Luoke's enemy stared at the master and apprentice in front of him with a speechless expression, and said sorrowfully: "Are you afraid of us? Old scoundrel, can't I even return the gift for meeting?"

  "Tomorrow morning when you leave, just bring it along. Little village, follow me."

  Zhou Weiqing smiled foolishly at Luo Ke Di and said, "Master Uncle, thank you! Whatever Master Uncle can bring out must be a top-notch item."

  Luoke's enemy listened to his words and almost wanted to smash his head, the cooperation between these two masters was perfect, ordinary meeting gifts were not enough, they had to be top-notch. Watching them leave, he couldn't help but grind his teeth, thinking in his heart, should I also take an apprentice?

  Mu En walked into the courtyard, turned his head to Zhou Weiqing and said: "Little Wei, that rascal just now said you've condensed a pretty good bow, let me take a look. This rascal has always been arrogant, things that can make him praise are not many."

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