Chapter 1 Fainted
"Little brother, wake up!"
As soon as Xiao Zhan's words fell, Tian Yue'er's voice came from outside the house, and soon a pink-clad her appeared at the door. When he turned his head to look at her, the only feeling was enchantment.
Not only has it penetrated into the bone marrow, but also into the heart of people.
Watching the beautiful eyes smile, Tian Yue's appearance is slightly better than Xue Wu's, Xiao Zhan only feels his heart beating faster, and he can't help himself. After a while, he came back to his senses, whispered "seductress" in his mind, and glanced away.
After living in the war clan for eight years, Xiao Zhan was no longer as confused and ignorant as he was when he first reincarnated into Tianyuan. This was a seductive technique, and it had already become second nature to him. He hadn't expected that in just a few short years, his twenty-something-year-old shifu would have mastered the seductive technique to this extent.
Xue Wu bowed and said: "Snow Dance has seen Miss."
"Hehe, look! Little brother, why is your face red?"
Xiao Zhan bowed his head and cursed in a low voice, "It's all because of you, this seductive woman, using your charm to make me lose face." Of course, he only dared to mutter this in his heart. If he had actually said it out loud, heaven knows how Tian Yue'er, who was like a fierce tigress, would have dealt with him.
Collecting his thoughts, Xiao Zhan suddenly discovered that behind Tian Yue's back was a sturdy young man. This face barely passed, but standing beside Tian Yue made people feel like a green leaf next to a flower... no, it should be just a weed.
Seeing Xiao Zhan's strange gaze, Tian Yue naturally knew what he was thinking and coldly said: "This is Shifu's man, Han Feng. From now on, you should call him Shifu."
Seeing her face fall, Xiao Zhan hastily composed himself and said: "Elder brother is well."
Han Feng smiled brightly and said: "You're Xiao Zhan, I've often heard your senior sister mention you."
Tianyue'er stepped in with a smile, sizing up Xiao Zhan and saying: "This is rare. Shidi usually sleeps during the day and practices at night, so why are you up so early today?"
Xiao Zhan smiled slyly and said: "Sister, when can I drink your wedding wine?"
Tianyue'er said calmly, "Marriage can't be rushed, we still need to wait for a while." As she said this, she paused and looked at Xiao Zhan with a smile: "Younger brother, do you have someone you like? If not, older sister can help set you up!"
Xiao Zhan shook his head and said: "Now my junior brother is still young, not yet at the stage of talking about marriage. No rush, no rush."
Tianyue's eyes widened, and she scolded: "Younger brother, this attitude of yours is unacceptable! Now that you're 14 years old, you still don't have a partner, what kind of situation is this?! You should know that the War God lineage only has you and your mother left, in the future, the responsibility of carrying on the family line will fall entirely on your shoulders. If you don't hurry up, are you thinking of letting the War God lineage die out without an heir?"
Xiao Zhan rolled his eyes and said, "Sister is exaggerating a bit too much. I'm only 14 this year, what's the hurry? Even if I take a liking to someone, that person may not necessarily like me back."
Tianyue'er's eyebrows rose in anger, and she said: "You practice your skills every day, staying indoors without going out. How can any girl fall for you? Even if you already have the Snow sisters, as a warrior from a different clan, how can you die on one tree? I'm telling you today, even if it's not about having many wives, you still want ten or so old ladies."
Xiao Zhan was drenched in sweat after a fierce battle. Is this how one trains?
"Tianyue'er continued to persuade: 'Younger brother, do you know what our war clan has the most of?'"
Xiao Zhan shook his head in dismay, he really didn't know this.
"Women! The most numerous in our clan are women. Do you know what the current ratio of men to women is? One hundred to one! Think about it, this is a terrible ratio. Our clan's physiology is quite special, if a woman marries a man from another race, she can only give birth to one child in her lifetime. Therefore, all the women in our clan want to marry a man of their own kind, but there are too few men in our clan, so they must take action early to marry a man of the same clan. Now every man in the clan is in high demand, especially those who are unmarried, many people have already reserved them from the moment they were born. Little brother, many sisters have been asking about you, and I can guarantee that as soon as you go out and take a walk, hum, hum..."
"What will happen?"
"What's going to happen? Let me tell you, for a group of starving women, the men of the war tribe are all delicious pastries. Small? No problem, we can raise him up and then take care of him when he grows up."
Xiao Zhan swallowed his saliva and said: "Sister Shifu is also a bit too exaggerated, right?"
"Exaggerated? No, no, not at all," Tian Yue'er said with a sly smile. As she spoke, her enchanting eyes stared straight at Xiao Zhan. Suddenly, she seemed to have discovered something new and excitingly exclaimed, "Tsk tsk! I didn't expect it, little brother, you're still a virgin! Heaven! In our war clan, many men your age already have children calling them dad."
"Huh?"
"Call dad!" Xiao Zhan was stunned. This kid wants to speak, at least he needs to be over one year old, plus ten months of pregnancy, isn't that they got a woman pregnant when they were only twelve years old?!
Damn! This is really a group of beasts!
"Tian Yue'er sneered: 'You've disgraced all the men of our war clan!'"
Xiao Zhan suddenly lowered his head in shame, willingly admitting defeat. Damn! This is the difference between people!
Tianyue suddenly nodded and said, "Originally, Shifu Jie just came to take a look at you, but now she suddenly discovered that if things continue like this, it will ruin Shidi. As your Shifu Jie, your elder, Shifu Jie has the obligation to make plans for your future. Today, Shifu Jie must take you out for a walk, so that you can see the romantic and charming side of our war clan's women."
Xiao Zhan carefully said: "Sister, you just got back home, how can you be busy running around because of your brother's affairs? Now it should be the world of two people between you and your future sister-in-law."
Before Tian Yue could speak, Xiao Zhan continued, "If it's really as urgent as Shifu said, why has Aunt Yan never mentioned it?"
Tian Yue'er was stunned, her eyebrows furrowed in thought as she fell into deep contemplation.
Seeing her deep in thought, Xiao Zhan hurriedly asked: "Sister Master, how did you and Brother Hanfeng get to know each other? It must be very romantic, right?"
Tianyue'er said in a bad mood: "When the women of the War Clan are looking for men, the most important thing is feeling. This guy's cultivation is extremely poor, and he didn't reach the Xiantian realm until his early twenties. Moreover, this person is also very stupid. However, the feeling is not bad, even the usually picky master is very satisfied."
Xiao Zhan suddenly said: "Shi Jie, how can one reach the state of Xian Tian?"
"Before heaven refers to the initial communication between heaven and earth, absorbing the spiritual energy between heaven and earth from the outside world for one's own use."
Xiao Zhan was taken aback and said, "Is it that simple?"
"It's simple? To reach the Pre-Heaven, you must first have a strong divine consciousness, and then you need to open up all the meridians in your body. Only when your cultivation reaches the Ninth Heaven of the Post-Heaven can you have the opportunity to impact the Pre-Heaven."
She pointed at Han Feng beside her and said coldly: "This guy has been stuck on this level for years, you can imagine how hard it is."
Regarding Tian Yue's accusation, Han Feng just smiled foolishly, causing Xiao Zhan to shake his head. However, as for the Pre-Heavenly Boundary, he was still not very clear about it. He practiced the "Gathering Star Fist", cultivating his physical body and absorbing the power of the stars in the sky. Currently, one punch from him was equivalent to 100 crystals, which was still a whole level away from the 200 crystals required for the Pre-Heavenly Boundary.
Han Feng suddenly said, "Yueyue, what level has your cultivation reached now?"
"Mei Mei? How corny. Xiao Zhan said in a strange tone, "Mei Mei! Oh, Mei Mei, it seems that from now on, Shidi will have to address Shijie as Mei Mei Shijie."
Tianyue'er's eyes widened in anger as she said, "I've told you how many times already, don't call me that in front of outsiders again."
"Good heavens! How can you consider our junior fellow apprentice an outsider?"
Han Feng said with a smile: "Then in the future when there are no outsiders around, I can still call you that, right?"
"Hahaha!"
Xiao Zhan burst out laughing, which made Tian Yue glare at him angrily. All she could say was: "Laugh! Laugh your head off! Go! I'll take you to find some suitable girls, and they will teach you a lesson!"
After finishing speaking, Tian Yue'er pulled Xiao Zhan out and took him to find a good spot.