Chapter One Fainted

  Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment before she came back to her senses. Looking at Xiao Zhan's still slightly immature handsome face, she couldn't help but sigh inwardly. As the so-called War Clan's unparalleled genius, she had spent only one month condensing ten million sets of sword techniques into nine swords, a talent that few people in the entire history of the War Clan could match.

  She shook her head, and Xiang Yan accepted the secret book handed over by Xiao Zhan. She took a closer look at it, and her eyebrows furrowed. "The Treasure of Desire" was obviously a secret book about seduction techniques. What did this kid want to do with it? As she flipped through the first page, Xiang Yan's eyelids twitched, and when she saw the words "The Bane of All Seductresses", she hummed in her heart, what a big boast! However, as she continued reading, her expression became serious, especially when she saw the three condensed steps, she showed a shocked expression. It wasn't until after a whole incense stick's worth of time that Xiang Yan had finished browsing through it, and by then, she understood Xiao Zhan's intention in taking out the secret book.

  She closed the secret book and took a deep breath, saying: "This treasure should be taken from the Temple of War God, right?"

  Xiao Zhan nodded and said, "That's right."

  Zhan Yan smiled slightly and said: "What does Zhan Er want with this secret book?"

  Xiao Zhan said eagerly, "The child has successfully nurtured the 'Emotion Species' and has basically mastered this ultimate skill. Now it's just unknown whether Yuanyang will become even more refined after undergoing yin-yang harmony as described in the treasure book, and whether it can truly grant people an inexhaustible ability."

  Zhan Yan was astonished and said: "You've basically mastered it again?"

  Xiao Zhan puffed out his chest and said eagerly, "How could I dare to deceive my mother? Whether it's true or not can be known as soon as you try it yourself."

  Zhan Yan's eyes widened in anger, and she shouted: "I'll take a look at your head!"

  Xiao Zhan hastily said, "The treasure book says that a man can only remain a virgin for his entire life. If the mysterious skills in the treasure book are proven to be true, then from now on, you won't have to hold back anymore. Not only will you be able to keep your own virginity forever, but also bring happiness to all the women around you. Such a good deed that benefits both oneself and others, how can it not be verified!"

  "Then go find a woman yourself and try it out, what's the point of coming to me?"

  Xiao Zhan smiled and said: "The first time belongs to mother, when to verify only mother has the final say, all other women are not allowed."

  A hint of a smile flashed in Zhan Yan's eyes, but her mouth hummed: "You still have a conscience, huh? Hmph! You didn't come to find me today just for this matter, did you?"

  Xiao Zhan chuckled and said: "Of course, the main purpose is this. Secondly, I want to ask Mother for guidance on the original technique."

  Zhan Yan did not answer immediately, she hummed in dissatisfaction and began to ponder: "To break the shackles of 'Xuanyin Jiuzhuan', one must be a virgin. Although Zhan Er has cultivated the 'Qingyu Baodian' and can maintain his virginity forever, which won't affect the effect when they dual cultivate together, but if he were to indulge in pleasure with other women, then his first time would be wasted on someone else, and the first woman of his life would naturally become someone else's. This outcome is not what I want to see. Zhan Er's first woman must be me, no one can take this away."

  "Before the war is satisfied with his demands, you are not allowed to have fun or intimacy with any woman. If you dare to disobey, our agreement will be immediately cancelled."

  "What's going on?"

  Zhan Yan coldly smiled and said: "No need for a reason, Zhan Er only needs to remember that his first time belongs to Yan Yan."

  Xiao Zhan opened his mouth and sighed with a bitter smile: "Then how can we meet the requirements, I don't have any confidence in my heart?"

  Zhan Yan said discontentedly: "I didn't say it a long time ago, you should first treat me as your own mother, and then as your wife and lover."

  Xiao Zhan's face turned strange as he said: "Aunt Yan means we're going to have a 'mother-son romance'?"

  Zhan Yan nodded and said, "That's right."

  Xiao Zhan grumbled and said: "But we're not mother and son, there's no such foundation, no matter how hard we try, it won't have that effect."

  "This is why I wanted you to call me mother, but you little scoundrel never got into character, now we can't even meet the basic conditions for dual cultivation, and our chances of success are zero."

  Xiao Zhan awkwardly smiled and hastily guaranteed: "Alright, I'll definitely try to get into character as soon as possible and meet your requirements."

  Zhan Yan hummed: "I'll order someone to tidy up the third floor, from now on you can temporarily stay there until the day you meet the requirements." As she said this, her slender hand waved slightly, and she calmly said: "Go, pack your things, and bring your wet nurse and maidservant along, let them serve you closely."

  At this point, Xiao Zhan could only honestly comply, but just as he was about to get up, Zhan Yan called out to him again: "My cousin and niece are living on the first floor right now, so when we have dinner later, you must call me 'mother' in front of them, remember!"

  Xiao Zhan's eyes flashed and he asked: "Is his sister called Zhan Yun?"

  Zhan Yan nodded and said: "That's right, does Zhan Er know her?"

  Xiao Zhan's face turned bitter, and he sighed, "I was practicing my skills in the valley today, and I coincidentally ran into her while she was bathing. As a result, I got chased by her. What bad luck!" Of course, there were even more unfortunate things that had happened, but Xiao Zhan didn't say them.

  Zhan Yan smiled mischievously and said with some schadenfreude, "War child should be careful, that girl holds grudges tightly, you've seen her naked body, it's strange if she doesn't kill you."

  Xiao Zhan bitterly smiled and said, "Mother, can I first avoid this trouble, let that little girl vent her anger, when we meet again, she will definitely chase me with a sword once more."

  "No way! Your existence has already spread to the ears of our people, and many resentful women have been eyeing you covetously. From today on, a large number of people from the five worlds will enter the War Valley, and if you stay in your original place, it's likely that you'll be taken away tonight. The small building has my mother personally guarding it, and no one below the level of the Black Turtle can sneak in without being discovered, so I can truly feel at ease."

  Xiao Zhan's unbelievable tone: "It can't be as exaggerated as you said, right?"

  "Women's desires, if not relieved for a long time, will inevitably lead to an imbalance in their mentality. If they encounter someone who is slightly reserved, at most, they'll crawl into your bed at night and spend a spring evening with you. But if they encounter someone who is slightly perverted, they'll definitely kidnap you, lock you up, and as for the consequences, only heaven knows."

  Xiao Zhan's breathing paused, and words like "whip" and "wax" involuntarily floated into his mind, sending a chill down his spine. The previous situation was an adventure, but the latter was unpredictable, it seemed safer to move in with Yan Ni, at least his personal safety was guaranteed.

  Farewell to the gentle war, Xiao Zhan had just gone downstairs and ran into someone face-to-face. When they saw each other clearly, they both exclaimed in unison: "It's you!"

  The person who came was indeed Zhan Ying, and when she saw Xiao Zhan, her face was filled with murderous intent. The long sword at her waist flashed out of its scabbard like lightning, a flash of light burst forth, and it shot straight towards Xiao Zhan's face, stabbing him. At the same time, her mouth let out a stern shout: "Debauched villain! Go to your death!"