Chapter One Fainted

  A large hole with a diameter of several meters appeared on the roof, and the sunlight in the afternoon poured down, making the entire bathroom seem to be covered with a layer of charming colors. The Meng sisters lost their interest in bathing, and under Xiao Zhan's fiery gaze, they were completely unreserved, walking out of the hot spring with ease, letting him admire their bodies freely. Due to years of practicing martial arts and seduction techniques, the two sisters' bodies were white, shiny, and extremely alluring, making Xiao Zhan look at them with wide eyes and swallow his saliva secretly. Of course, what satisfied him the most was the two women's attitude towards him as if he was their own man, which moved him to an indescribable extent. As a man, he hurriedly jumped out of the water and rushed to help them change clothes.

  Before long, Xiao Zhan actively hugged the two sisters' waists and came out of the bathroom. Looking at their almost identical faces, he couldn't help but be charmed by their exceptionally delicate features. His eyes gleamed with excitement as he grinned mischievously and asked, "What are we going to do next, my two sisters?"

  Seeing Xiao Zhan's dazed expression, Ming Yu shot him a sideways glance and scolded: "You're not fantasizing about sleeping with us sisters, are you? Hmph! Let me tell you, although we've acknowledged you as our sister's man, if you want us to truly become your women, you'll have to thoroughly conquer us first. Otherwise, don't even think about it."

  Ming Feng also gave him a cold glance, snorted and said: "So soon you want our sisters' bodies, Ah Zhan is indeed too impatient. We've just met, still need to get to know each other better before anything else. Hmph! At such a young age, yet so lustful, no wonder he's always being chased and killed."

  Xiao Zhan loudly proclaimed his innocence, he didn't think that way at all. Even if the two sisters were willing, he wouldn't dare to, you know his first time was already booked by someone else, he couldn't make decisions for himself. However, he still curiously asked: "Then how can I thoroughly conquer the two sisters?"

  Ming Yu smiled faintly: "It's simple, as long as Ah Zhan can defeat us sisters with his real skills."

  Xiao Zhan's Real Eye took a glance, sweeping over the two women, and the information he received left him speechless with a bitter smile. Ming Feng was at the seventh heaven of Breaking Calamity, while Ming Yu was at the eighth heaven of Breaking Calamity; based on their actual strength, either of the two sisters could easily take care of him with just one hand. With a bitter smile and a shake of his head, Xiao Zhan soon arrived at the sisters' residence, chatted for a bit, took a look around, and before long, he left by himself.

  When he returned to his residence, the "Xiao Meng" members were all gathered in the small building. Seeing Xiao Zhan enter, they quickly surrounded him, asking about his well-being and expressing their concern for him. At the same time, they also scolded Tian Miao, saying they wanted to find that little girl and settle the score. Surrounded by dozens of beautiful women showing concern for him, Xiao Zhan felt both moved and uncomfortable, unsure of how to respond to their enthusiasm. However, he declined their offer to find Tian Miao and take revenge, as it would be ungentlemanly to let others avenge him after he had taken advantage of her by touching her buttocks.

  The members of the "Xiao Alliance" did not leave until after half past five, and after they left, Xiao Zhan locked himself in the house to summarize today's battle.

  Today's two battles, Xiao Zhan used swords mainly. The first one was in the "God of War consciousness" state, and there is nothing good to summarize. What needs to be summarized is mainly the second battle.

  Although Xiao Zhan had already grasped the realm of Wu Jian, this battle made him discover many shortcomings. The realm of Wu Jian has three levels: the first level is that there is a sword in one's heart and all things in the world can be used as swords; the second level is to hide countless changes within one sword; the third level is the realm where all swords are combined into one.

  Only by comprehending the third realm of Wan Jian He Yi can Xiao Zhan borrow this to step into the next realm, Xin Jian's realm.

  Xiao Zhan is now barely in the second realm, having already broken through the limitations of his techniques. One sword can contain thousands of changes, but to reach the level of "ten thousand swords as one" is still far off. Currently, each type of sword path has over ten thousand sword techniques, and Xiao Zhan has truly mastered only a few hundred sets at most. The rest of the techniques he hasn't practiced, and at best can only be considered as having grasped them superficially.

  The reason for this is mainly because Xiao Zhan's Wu Jian Zhi Jing was achieved with the help of "War God Consciousness". It can be said that the nine sword hearts were all cultivated by the War God to help him. Only when he is in the state of "War God Consciousness" can he perfectly interpret Wu Jian Zhi Jing, and once he exits, his realm will decline.

  Ten thousand swords merge into one, although they are all the same sword path, it's too difficult to merge them. Fortunately, Xiao Zhan already possesses a sword heart, so this process can be omitted. As long as he practices each set of swordsmanship to perfection, everything will naturally come together and become second nature. At that time, he will truly reach the realm of ten thousand swords merging into one.

  However, each of the nine sword paths has more than 10,000 moves, which adds up to over 100,000 moves. It's not an easy task to master all of them. Just thinking about the time and energy spent makes Xiao Zhan feel extremely exhausted. His spiritual body is currently busy cultivating the "War God Eight Knives", so he doesn't have time for anything else, and can only let his main body practice instead.

  Xiao Zhan left the house and came to the small building behind it, where he practiced his sword skills alone.

  Mastering means basically grasping the essentials of each sword move and being able to execute it, which is roughly the same as saying one has learned it. Proficiency is an upgrade from mastering, where one can use it freely without making any mistakes. Perfection is when one has fully comprehended the moves and can do them at will.

  Xiao Zhan now masters over 100,000 sets of sword moves. Each move is a complete set of sword incantations or part of the Xianwu incantation condensed into one. The difficulty of mastering all of them far exceeds that of ordinary sword moves. Sometimes, when practicing sword moves, he needs to review the entire set of incantations before proceeding. Time flies by quickly during this practice session, and it's not until Xue Tong comes to call Xiao Zhan that he finally stops his training.

  As soon as Xiao Zhan returned to the small building, he found that there were guests inside the building, in addition to Zhan Ying and her mother. There were three of them, one of whom was a beautiful woman with a dark green dress, who looked similar to Yan Niang. When she saw him arrive, the beautiful woman smiled, her expression like a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law, making him feel both excited and nervous.

  Xiao Zhan was certain that she must be Yan Yan's mother, and this discovery made him feel uneasy. The other two were a man and a woman, but their gaze was cold, leaving Xiao Zhan somewhat perplexed.

  The suspected mother-in-law is now present, and Xiao Zhan temporarily can't be bothered with this hostile couple. Coming to the front of a woman in dark green, he felt inexplicably tense for a moment, humming for half a tone but not knowing what to say.

  Seeing him like this, the beautiful woman in dark green clothes smiled and said: "I am Tian Xi, Yanyan's mother. Little guy, you must be the man chosen by Yanyan."

  Xiao Zhan's expression turned solemn, and he replied in a respectful tone: "Yes."

  "Relax, you can call me 'mother' like Yanyan does. Oh, I almost forgot, now that your identity is Yanyan's son, you should be calling me 'grandma' instead."

  Xiao Zhanjun's face turned red and he said awkwardly: "Hello, Grandma."

  "Remember, you're the key to this mother-son romance. You must always keep in mind that you have to love Yanyan deeply, just like your own mother, and be her real son before becoming her lover. Don't drag her down."

  Xiao Zhanjun's face turned even redder, he felt that this future mother-in-law was not a simple person at all, and she actually found this absurd thing very interesting. With an awkward smile, Xiao Zhan resolutely said: "Grandma, I..."

  "Hmm!"

  Two cold hums sounded at the same time, interrupting Xiao Zhan's words. Looking at the man and woman sitting beside Tian Xi, he felt a sudden chill run down his spine for no reason.

  "He is Tian Mie's father Tian Miè, and this one is Tian Mie's mother Tian Meng."

  "What?"

  Xiao Zhan was so frightened that his whole body trembled and he almost fled in panic.

  No wonder they would have a bad face, it seems that they should already know that he touched their daughter's butt. Oh my god! This time is doomed! The number of people who died in this disaster is counted in billions, and what's even more terrifying is that he is a person with a strong tendency to self-destruction, a thorough and complete pervert! Such a person can't be hidden, and yet he would go and touch his daughter's butt, such behavior is not looking for death, what else is it?!

  This kind of psychopathic killer won't reason with you, he'll even kill himself, provoking him will have no restraint, regardless of your identity, he might just wipe him out with a wave of his hand.

  What a tragedy! Too tragic!

  I didn't expect it to come so soon, and provoked such a freak. It seems that he is unlucky this time!

  "Uncle, I..."

  The sky's face turned gloomy, and he growled: "Stop making excuses for me. You actually dared to bully my daughter in front of everyone, and even molested her buttocks. In the entire war clan, you are still the first person who dares to do such a thing. How should this matter be resolved?"

  Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth and said: "At that time..."

  "Heavenly extermination with a wave of his hand, said in a stern tone: 'Don't waste my time with nonsense, your sword array may be able to block the view of some junior, but for those above the Immortal Warrior realm, it's nothing but an illusion. Your heroic feat at that time was seen by countless people, and it won't take long before this matter spreads throughout the entire War Valley. My daughter is a young lady of noble birth, such a shameful thing, where will her face be placed? If you don't give my family an explanation, no matter what, I'll make sure to exterminate you.'"

  "Tian Meng sneered: 'You dare to bully my Miao Er, today you must give me an explanation, or I will cripple you!'"

  These two are indeed a couple, every word they say is either to destroy him or to abolish him, too violent! Xiao Zhan looked at the two couples with anger on their faces, and at this moment, facing a butcher, facing a killer, facing a pervert with a tendency of self-destruction, any excuse might bring about a disaster. He swallowed his saliva and carefully said: "The mistake has already been made, I will completely follow your disposal, and I absolutely dare not say anything rash."

  Tian Meng said coldly, "Because our clan inherited the bloodline of the ancient demon tribe, although it's hard to awaken under the suppression of the Tianmo clan's bloodline, generation after generation has passed, and by now this bloodline has basically thinned out. However, six months ago, Miao'er awakened this bloodline, and surprisingly, she possesses one of the top ten demonic bodies of the ancient demon tribe. Currently, her demonic body is only second to Yan Yan's. I originally thought she would never find a man in this lifetime, but unexpectedly, you were able to touch her butt and remain unscathed, which proves your physique is strong enough. You're qualified to be her husband. Now, I give you two choices: one is to become Miao'er's husband, and the other is to let me cripple you on the spot, making you unable to be a man for the rest of your life."

  Heavens! I'm being forced into marriage again!

  Xiao Zhan felt a chill run down his spine, and he thought it was unbelievable. Just because he touched her butt once, how did the old man know that he could be her man? This was too rash! He turned his eyes around and asked cautiously: "I don't know what kind of charm your daughter has, but she's so... magical?"

  "What kind of seductive body are you waiting for? You'll know when you catch up with Miao Er, now answer me, will you or won't you?"

  Xiao Zhan bitterly smiled and said: "Your daughter would rather kill me, I'm going to chase after her, what if she goes on a rampage again, it's going to be fatal."

  "Tian Meng said coldly: 'That's your business, say it, will you agree or not?'"

  Xiao Zhan looked at this ferocious couple, he found that apart from surrendering, there was no other way out. This was different from facing Tian Mei, where he didn't have to worry about her threats. The couple in front of him would definitely make short work of him if he dared say a word of refusal. A hero doesn't take unnecessary risks, and all he had to do was chase after a tigress - what's the big deal?

  Xiao Zhan was defeated, and the couple smiled with joy. Tianmie smiled faintly and said: "Since you want to be our family's son-in-law, I don't have any other requirements as a senior. As long as you can bring a satisfactory betrothal gift, I won't interfere with your matters with Miao'er."

  Please, what I think is that you two are forcing me. Of course, these words can't be said, Xiao Zhan could only solemnly say: "Elder... oh, Father-in-law, I don't know what kind of betrothal gift would move you?"

  As for Xiao Zhan's title, Tian Mie nodded in satisfaction: "I heard from Yan Yan that you can come and go as you please in the War God Temple?"

  Xiao Zhan nodded and said: "That's right, does Uncle Yue want some kind of secret recipe or something?"

  Tianmie smiled faintly and said, "As long as you can replicate a copy of the 'Destruction Scripture' or the 'Nirvana Reincarnation Scripture' for me, your marriage with Miao'er will be settled."

  Xiao Zhan furrowed his brow and said: "If it weren't for these two sets of ultimate skills, could they be replaced with other equivalent ultimate skills?"

  Heaven-destroying waved his hand and said in a domineering tone: "No way, these two sets of ultimate skills must be done, if not you will have to take responsibility."

  Xiao Zhan's breathing caught, he really wanted to lecture him, but didn't have the guts, and could only awkwardly promise that he would definitely find those two sets of ultimate skills. With a bitter smile, Xiao Zhan inadvertently saw Tian Mei staring at him with an intense gaze, no need to say more, he knew that this beautiful woman was reminding him of their agreement.

  She turned her head and took a glance at Zhan Ying, immediately seeing her mutter "pervert" under her breath before turning her head to the side.

  Seeing this situation, Xiao Zhan could only respond with a bitter smile again.