Chapter 49: The Unlucky Wu Heng!

  "Huh? Miss, is there anything we need to do?" Cheng Wu asked with an expectant face, his handsome face clearly written with 'Give me something to arrange!'

  "Hmm, it seems there are indeed some things for you to do. Leng Ruo Xue said with a sly smile, her beautiful eyes constantly scanning over Cheng Wu and the others."

  "Miss, don't look at us like that, it's scary." Cheng Wu couldn't help but speak up after being stared at by Leng Ruo Xue.

  "Your guts are too small, how can this do? Must be tempered!" Cold Snow measured the people led by Cheng Wu for a while, then said with deep concern.

  "Yes, miss, what kind of exercise do you want to arrange for us?" Cheng Wu asked with a surge of courage, but... why did the young lady's gaze make him feel so uneasy? He wouldn't be sold out by the young lady, would he?!

  "Come closer and listen." said Leng Ruoxue after a moment of thought.

  "Yes." Cheng Wu listened and handed over his ear, while Xiao Xin's heart was racing with tension.

  Leng Ruo Xue whispered something in Cheng Wu's ear, and suddenly everyone saw that Cheng Wu's face had a very strange expression, as if he was trying to hold back something. His face turned blue and white by turns.

  "Let's go." Cheng Wu said after hearing Leng Ruo Xue's arrangement, turning his head to the crowd of Xuan Huang present.

  "Yes." Zong Xuan Huang hastily replied, and then followed Cheng Wu out of the living room.

  "Xiao Xue, what did you have them do?" Lan Meng asked with some curiosity.

  "I told them to go back to the room and find Ling!" Leng Ruoxue said honestly, she had let Ling protect Zheng En after returning to Xiangyang Building earlier, and since Cheng Wu's task required stealth, they naturally needed to go find Ling for help.

  "Is that so?" Lan Meng looked at Leng Ruo Xue with a suspicious face, "Hmph... Little Snow is so bad! Not telling him about the fun things!"

  "Hmm." Leng Ruoxue nodded, at least for now.

  "Alright, I'm sleepy, going back to the room to sleep. You guys do as you please!" After arranging everything, Leng Ruoxue felt sleepy again and said so before pulling the demon king along with her back to the room, while Wu was not invited but followed anyway.

  "I'm going into space." Someone in the room spoke up before the demon could even open its mouth.

  "Hmm." Leng Ruoxue smiled and nodded slightly. Of course, she knew that, but if Wu always entered their room like this, it would definitely lead to misunderstandings over time.

  "In broad daylight, where are you going? You're playing outside by yourself!" The demon scolded with a hint of dissatisfaction.

  "You all go to sleep, what's the point of me being alone outside!" She said with a hint of grievance, her beautiful eyes welling up with tears as if she was about to cry.

  "You little monster, stop teasing him, let's go to bed too!" Leng Ruo Xue intervened kindly.

  "Alright then!" The demon lord was somewhat reluctant, but since Xue'er had spoken up for that big light bulb, he would let him off the hook!

  After the demon finished speaking, Cold-as-Snow's thoughts turned and she took both of them into the ring together.

  "None of your business, you play by yourself, we're going to sleep." Leng Ruoxue said, then pulled the demon into the purple bamboo house.

  Wu Ze sat down on a chair not far from the purple bamboo house and took out a cup of tea from his ring, drinking it alone.

  "Alas, the master is really pitiful!" Suddenly, Bing Qi's sympathetic voice came from the corner.

  "Stinky Ice Kui, where did your master become pitiful?" Unwrinkled and upright sword eyebrows, somewhat speechless, how could Ice Kui see that he was pitiful?

  "Alone and without a family, no one to accompany me!" Bing Qi exclaimed, raising her small head, waa... she is too!

  "Don't I have you?" was an unquestionable truth.

  "How can that be the same? We're all males!" Bing Qi said with some frustration, sighing. Ah! Little Snow's beasts were also all males, but Little Snow was a female, ah! If only she had found a female master back then, a female master's embrace is so warm and cozy!

  "Bing Qi, are you dissatisfied with me as your master?" Wu Cong picked up Bing Qi from the corner and held him in front of his face, looking at him.

  "Nothing, how could I be dissatisfied with my master!" Bing Qi hurriedly denied, in fact, it was just a little envious of Xiaoxue's beast beasts, absolutely not dissatisfied with its own master.

  "Bing Qi, you may as well give up on abandoning your master now. This lifetime, the two of us are destined to be tied together!" Wu said with a hint of schadenfreude.

  "I know." Wooo... Ice Ky is about to cry without tears, it's really a case of one misstep leading to a thousand bones of hatred!

  "Haha!" Seeing Bing Qi's depressed look, he burst out laughing happily!

  "Alas!" Bing Qi let out a heavy sigh and fell asleep with his eyes closed in his master's arms.

  Leng Ruo Xue and others went to rest safely, but at this time, inside the city of Xiao Yao, people were in a state of panic! The people from Dan Shifu Zong Hui and Xuan Shifu Zong Hui were even more tense, like startled birds, because they were all afraid that the sudden explosion would land on their bodies...

  After the big explosion at the Xuan Shi General Assembly, Wu Tong had no choice but to temporarily move into an ordinary mansion in the suburbs. This house was also a property of the Xuan Shi General Assembly, but because it had been uninhabited for many years, it had fallen into disrepair and was uninhabitable. He sent someone to clean up briefly and then moved in, sighing that living here was better than living in an inn where people would point and whisper.

  At the same time, Cheng Wu and others who had received the task followed Leng Ruo Xue's orders, divided into two groups, preparing to monitor Sun Wei and Wu Guang's every move day and night, and from time to time, they would make a small move...

  Inside Wu Tong's temporary residence.

  "Big Brother Cheng, Wu Heng has gone to the outhouse." A Xuan Huang who was in charge of monitoring Wu Heng came to Cheng Wu's side and whispered.

  "Alright, let's get moving." Sei Wu said, standing up from a chair in an empty room.

  "Heh heh, Cheng Da Ge, this time we're going to let that old thing really taste the flavor of the dung pit." A short and stout Xuan Huang said with a hint of excitement.

  "Hmm, anyway we're now invisible, no one can see us, we can play however we want, hehe!" Cheng Wu said with a sly smile, this task was really too tempting, he could finally fulfill his wish to prank people!

  "Come on, Big Brother Cheng! What are we waiting for? Let's go!" A tall and thin man in all black clothes, Xuan Huang, said somewhat urgently. Uh, he had never done something like this before in his life, it was kind of exciting!

  "Don't rush, prepare the tools first." Cheng Wu reminded, then took out a white jade bottle from his ring and held it in his hand.

  "Hmm." Seeing Cheng Wu's actions, the others also took out tools that had been prepared in advance from their rings. Some people took out a stick thicker than an adult's arm, while others took out ropes...

  "Let's set off!" Cheng Wu ordered as he saw everyone was ready.

  "Go!" Cheng Wu led several Xuan Huang familiar doors and found the toilet, then swaggered in.

  In the thatched cottage, Wu Heng was squatting on the toilet with his pants half down, relieving himself. After Cheng Wu and others entered, they all couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses with their hands because the smell in the thatched cottage was really too unbearable. If it weren't for the task, they wouldn't be willing to come to such a place!

  "Going to make a move, Big Brother?" a Xuan Huang asked in a low voice.

  "Hmm." Cheng Wu nodded, then poured out a bit of powder from the jade bottle and blew it towards Wu Heng. In just a few seconds, Wu Heng fell to the ground, and coincidentally landed right in the latrine...

  "Wow, Miss's medicine is really effective!" The tall and thin black-robed Xuan Huang exclaimed.

  "Of course, but Wu Hui is quite good at finding a place to lie down." Cheng Wu said with a sly smile, heh heh, although the smell of the latrine was not great, but being able to see the vice president of the Xuan Shi General Assembly lying in the pit was probably a scene that would be hard to come by even after a thousand years!

  "After all, I'm the vice-president of the Xuan Master Association. It's only natural that my sleeping quarters are different from others." The short and plump Xuan Emperor said matter-of-factly.

  Luckily Wu Tong is unconscious now. Otherwise, if he heard such words, wouldn't he be so angry that he would die on the spot?

  "That makes sense. Shall we let him sleep for a while or get him out to sunbathe now?" Cheng Wu asked everyone's opinion.

  "Let him sleep in for a while! He has so many things to do every day, it's exhausting." The slender and tall black-robed Emperor Xuan said kindly.

  "Alright then! Let him sleep for ten more minutes." Cheng Wu said after some thought.

  "Hmm." The crowd of Emperors nodded in unison.

  Ten minutes later.

  The Xuan Huang who was holding the rope in his hand made a circle with the rope, then put it around Wu Heng's neck and was about to pull him out of the thatched cottage, but was stopped.

  "Wait." The tall and thin black-robed Xuan Huang spoke out to stop him.

  "Huh? Heizi, what's wrong?" The mysterious emperor asked with some surprise.

  "Don't let my tools go to waste!" The black-robed Xuan Huang sneered, glancing at the rod in his hand, and without hesitation, he violently smashed it down onto Wu Heng's head, instantly causing blood to gush out of Wu Heng's head!

  "Alright, bring it on!" Hei Zi said after finishing his move.

  "Hmm, aren't you going to beat him up some more?" the mysterious emperor suggested with a chuckle. Actually, they didn't have any deep grudges against Wu Hui, but the young lady did! The young lady's enemy was their enemy too! So, seeing Wu Hui down on his luck made them extremely happy!

  "I'd like to, but I'm afraid if I hit him too hard, we won't have anyone left to play with." Heizi said somewhat regretfully.

  "Let's not fight for now, let's take it easy! There are still many days ahead. If we kill him, we won't have anyone to play with." The mysterious emperor said, and then pulled Wu Huan out of the latrine like a dead chicken on a rope.

  "Brother Cheng, where did this guy come from?!" The Xuan Huang asked with a face full of disgust. How can Wu Huan's body smell so bad?! It's suffocating!

  "Hang it at the city gate! There are many people there, and the air is good. If you put it in the Carefree City, this city will stink to death." Cheng Wu covered his nose and said.

  "Big Brother Cheng, it's broad daylight now, how are we going to get him out?" Hei Zi couldn't help but ask. Hanging the vice president of the Xuan Shi Sect on the city wall in broad daylight was not an easy task! The difficulty level was really not ordinary!

  "Hey, look who's here?" Cheng Wu said, and then pulled out a small snake with a golden body and a single white jade-like horn on its head from his bosom. The little snake opened its sleepy eyes, looked at Wu Heng with a hint of disdain, and then cast an invisibility spell, causing Wu Heng to disappear! After doing all this, the little snake crawled back into Cheng Wu's bosom and continued to sleep.

  "Isn't this Miss Beast's Ling? Brother Cheng, what are you doing here?" Hei Zi asked in surprise.

  "Of course it was Miss who lent it to me, let's hurry up!" Cheng Wu urged, and then took the lead in leaving the smelly thatched cottage.

  After leaving the thatched cottage, Cheng Wu and others sat on their own beasts' backs, with Wu Huan suspended from a rope, and were carried by the beasts to the city gate.

  When they arrived at the city gate, Cheng Wu took Ling out of his arms again. Ling opened his eyes, lazily dispelled the stealth technique on Wu Huan's body, and then crawled back to sleep.

  Hei Zi and others hung Wu Heng at the highest point of the city gate, then stripped off Wu Heng's clothes, and patted his buttocks before leaving. On their way back, they didn't forget to spread the news...

  "Wu Heng, the deputy president of the Xuan Shi Association, accidentally fell into a toilet pit and then killed himself at the city gate in despair!"

  As soon as the pedestrians on the street heard the news, it spread like wildfire. Before long, all the Taoist and alchemist masters in the city had heard about it, although no one knew where the news came from. However, based on everyone's curiosity, they all ran to the city gate together to see what was going on. When they arrived at the city gate, they found that there was indeed a middle-aged man hanging on the city wall with his whole body shining. Wasn't he the vice president of the Taoist Association?

  "Make way, all of you!" At this time, the leader of the group of people led by Xuan Shi also arrived. The elder who was leading the team saw Wu Heng's appearance and his eyebrows were about to frown together.

  "Hurry up and put down Director Wu." The director hastily instructed his subordinates, sighing! Who did this after all? This has completely lost face for the mysterious Master Wu's association. Although there are rumors that Director Wu committed suicide, as one of Director Wu's trusted aides, he absolutely would not believe such nonsense!

  "Hao Zhanglao, Wu Huijang is suicidal because he can't think of anything else." A subordinate reminded him, implying that if they intervened and saved Wu Huijang, when he woke up, he might blame them, so it's better to just let him go.

  "Fart, how could Director Wu want to commit suicide when he's fine?!" Hao Zhang shouted in anger. Hmph! It's understandable for those ignorant cultivators to say such things, but he didn't expect his own subordinates to think this way too. If Director Wu finds out, he'll be furious to death!

  "Isn't Chairman Wu trying to kill himself because he fell into the toilet pit?" a subordinate said somewhat foolishly, although he also felt that Chairman Wu was being a bit too dramatic. However, considering Chairman Wu's identity and status, it was understandable that he couldn't accept falling into the toilet pit and wanting to commit suicide, after all, Chairman Wu wasn't an ordinary person!

  "Do you think that's possible?" Hao Zhang angrily shouted, Alas! How could he have such a foolish subordinate?!

  "It's possible!" The subordinate thought for a moment and replied very seriously.

  "Don't be ridiculous, I'm telling you, that's absolutely impossible! Who would commit suicide? Even our Director Wu wouldn't possibly commit suicide!" Old Hao suddenly bellowed at the top of his lungs, and instantly, everyone's attention was drawn to him.

  "What are you looking at? What's so good to look at? Disperse, whoever is surrounding this place will be expelled from the Xuan Master Association and the Dan Master Association!" Hao Lao shouted menacingly, gazing at the crowd with an eerie gaze.

  "Alas, Master Xuan is indeed becoming more and more depraved. He's always resorting to expulsion to threaten his disciples. It's a case of the upper beam being not straight, so the lower beam is crooked!" someone in the crowd said.

  "Haha! It's obvious, isn't it? He's just a deputy chairman, but those bootlickers insist on calling him the chairman. It's laughable! Now he's become the Grandmaster of the Mystic Sect for thousands of years to come, the only deputy chairman who has ever fallen into a toilet pit, haha!" someone laughed maniacally.

  "Who?! Who said that, come out if you dare!" Hao Zhang was furious, he had searched around several times but couldn't find anyone with their mouth open, it really infuriated him!

  "Are you going to come out or not? Who do you think you are!" Cheng Wu, who was hiding in the crowd, said disdainfully. Those words were just spoken by a few of them, but this old man couldn't find their location at all. Hehe, this feeling is really great!

  "He's just Cao Kun Wu's lackey!" Hei Zi said with a venomous tongue.

  "Oh, then he must also fall into the pit, haha, he has to accompany his master!" Cheng Wu prophesied, and burst out laughing wildly!

  "Who exactly is it that dares to drive this old man out!" Hao Lao shouted, his lungs almost bursting with rage as he jumped up and down.

  "Old Dog Leg, you won't roll over, or would you like to show me how it's done?" Cheng Wu taunted.

  "Quickly go and find those two troublemakers for me!" Hao Zhang was so angry that his whole body was shaking, and he hastily ordered his subordinates.

  "Yes." His subordinates responded reluctantly, then searched around the crowd and reported back: "Elder Hao, we didn't find any trace of those two people."

  "How is this possible? Has a ghost appeared?" Hao Lao shouted, regardless of his image!

  "That's right, we're ghosts, you can't find us." Cheng Wu said, and then gave Hei Zi a wink. The two of them immediately acted in perfect sync, punching and kicking the old man Hao until he was badly beaten...

  "Ah! Ah!" The painful wails of Hao Zhanglao, continuously came out from his mouth, making the hearts of everyone present tremble with fear!

  "Really... really a ghost!" The subordinates of Hao Zhang were so scared that their faces turned white, their legs trembled, and their whole body shook with fear. Because they only heard Hao Zhang's painful howls and saw the blood constantly seeping out of his body, but they didn't see who was attacking him, nor did they feel any fluctuations in the mysterious power. This was enough to prove that the one who was wildly beating Hao Zhang was not a human being! Hmm... Could it be that Hao Zhang's enemy had come? They couldn't help but speculate!

  "Save me, save me!" Hao Zhang cried out weakly for help.

  "Hao Zhanglao, we can't see those ghosts, how are we supposed to save you?" The subordinate said with great difficulty, sighing that they were no match for the ghosts anyway, and besides, they didn't want to be haunted by those evil spirits after saving Hao Zhanglao.

  "Haha, whoever dares to save him will end up like him!" Cheng Wu threatened, and as soon as he spoke, indeed no one dared to move!

  After a few minutes, Hao Zhang Lao, who was beaten to a pulp, finally fainted from exhaustion. Cheng Wu and Hei Zi exchanged a somewhat regretful glance, patted their hands together, and smiled at each other. Then, with an unspoken understanding, they said in unison: "He really can't take a beating! His body is too weak!"

  Haha, punching people is quite satisfying too! No wonder the ladies' beasts often don't use their special moves and instead use close-range physical attacks. This feeling seems to be more fulfilling than using special moves! They also learned this move from the ladies' beasts, tried it out today, and it didn't disappoint!

  The onlookers and Hao's subordinates couldn't help but have black lines appear on their foreheads as they heard the slightly dissatisfied voice from thin air, thinking to themselves, isn't this just taking advantage of someone and then acting arrogant?!

  Alas! Poor Elder Hao! This is indeed a disaster out of the blue! Why did he have to provoke those two unknown evil stars?! Now, he's been beaten up! In fact, all the masters present are not fools, they can see that it's not ghosts at work, but clearly Wu Hui Zhang has offended someone, and that's why he was dealt with so miserably. And if even the Vice President of the Xuan Shi Association dares to deal with him, would they still be afraid of an elder?! So now, in their eyes, Elder Hao is just a big fool!

  Cheng Wu and Hei Zi had just finished beating someone up and were about to leave when Wu Huan, who had been hanging on the city wall all along, suddenly woke up!

  Wu Hongqiang endured the headache and opened his eyes, which were stained with blood. Because he had been hit on the head, his brain was still in a daze. He looked around at his surroundings in confusion and asked foolishly: "Where is this? How did I end up here?"

  "Haha, so our high and mighty Vice President Wu has finally woken up! Congratulations indeed!" Cheng Wu said with a hint of schadenfreude.

  "Where am I? And who are you?" Wu Gong looked down from his high position, only to find that the people below him were all staring at him with a mixture of sympathy and curiosity! This made him, whose mind was gradually clearing up, feel somewhat astonished!

  "Vice President Wu, you are currently standing on the city wall at the gate. As for me, just think of me as someone who has come to collect a debt from you, haha!" Cheng Wujin said with a half-true and half-false smile.

  "On the city wall?" Wu Heng lowered his head to look at himself, and this glance almost made him faint again. Damn it! He was not only completely naked, but also covered in yellow feces, which was now emitting a strong stench.

  "Damn it, who did this? Come out and show yourself!" Wu Heng's mind was completely clear now. The aura of a high-ranking official that he had cultivated for many years was fully displayed, and even though his current appearance was quite disheveled, the overbearing air of a superior was undiminished!

  "It's you yourself! Vice President Wu fell into the toilet, so he wanted to hang himself at the city gate, and we all came to watch the excitement after hearing the news." Hei Zi explained very considerately.

  "What are you still dawdling for? Hurry up and put me down!" Wu Heng ignored Hei Zi's words and roared at the subordinates of Xuan Shi General.

  "Yes, yes." Those stunned subordinates reacted and hastily said, and somewhat flusteredly rescued Wu Huan from the city wall.

  "Take off your clothes!" Wu Heng ordered a subordinate who was about the same build as him.

  "Yes." The subordinate hastily took off his own outer garment and handed it over to Wu Huan.

  "What's wrong with Elder Hao?" Wu Heng asked, frowning as he looked at the blood-soaked figure of Elder Hao lying on the ground.

  "Report, Elder Hao was beaten by a ghost." A subordinate reported very seriously, with an unusually solemn expression on his face.

  "Fart! Where did this ghost come from!" Wu Heng kicked his subordinate in anger and scolded with a displeased face.

  "It's true, President." The subordinate who had fallen down quickly scrambled up from the ground and said.

  "Haha! How could our Deputy Director Wu believe in the existence of ghosts?! Although he has done many wrongdoings, he wouldn't believe in the concept of retribution." Chengwu's voice rang out again.

  "Who's there making a racket? Get out here, you coward!" Wu Heng bellowed in rage, but the enemy before him was invisible and intangible, leaving him feeling utterly powerless!

  "Vice President Wu, you roll first and let me see. If you roll well, I'll reward you with some small change to spend." Cheng Wu said with a hint of disdain, treating Wu Huan like a performing monkey.

  "Hmph! So you're also a coward, not daring to engage in real combat with me, only resorting to underhanded schemes!" Wu Huan forced himself to calm down and said indifferently.

  "Of course, you don't need to come out openly to deal with a shameless little person! If you have the ability, come and catch me! If not, then go to the toilet less often in the future! Otherwise, you will still fall down, haha!" Cheng Wu reminded, after finishing speaking, he quietly left the city gate with Heizi, hehe, the excitement is over, it's time to go back to sleep!

  "Damn it, I won't let you go!" Wu Huan was so angry that he lost his mind a bit, and the countless mysterious powers in his hand gathered together and were released continuously into the air. Because he couldn't determine the exact location of the enemy at all, he could only randomly release them into the void!

  "Run quickly! Director Wu has gone mad!" The onlookers saw the pale blue mysterious power wildly rampaging in mid-air and were frightened into a chaotic retreat. If they were swept by the mysterious power of the Mysterious Lord, their lives would be in danger!

  "Stop, halt, stop quickly, they've already left!" Those subordinates seeing Wu Huan lose his mind hastily hid to the side and loudly shouted, hoping to stop his madness. Eh! The pressure and aura of Xuan Zun weren't something to be trifled with, although they were only subordinates, but also didn't want to lose their little lives ah!

  But Wu Huan, who was in a state of frenzy, ignored their words and continued to urge the Xuanli in his hand until it was exhausted, before he sat down on the ground with some despair and muttered: "Really ran away!"

  "Yes! Those two have been gone for a long time already!" A subordinate forced himself to speak the truth.