Chapter 29: Extremely Few People Succeed

  Like the eve of the Lunar New Year, there is no moonlight on the first day of the year because at this time, the moon, sun and earth are almost in a straight line, blocking each other, so the moonlight cannot be seen, which must have affected the effect.

  Even so, including Wang Feng, the commander of the largest First Military Region, was lying on his stomach, shouting and screaming with excitement, occasionally making excited noises.

  This feeling is too depressing!

  But for Ying Yang and Xue Hu, they were extremely excited, with an indescribable joy. Not only did Xue Hu reach the realm of Yin-Yang harmony that he had always dreamed of, but also because their beloved elder brother, Hu Bai Sen suddenly reached the state of

  Yang Jiao Tai's boundary is easier than anyone else, and Hu Bo Sen feels an indescribable excitement, because the paralyzed atrophied muscles, after just a few times of Yin Yang Jiao Tai, actually have sensation!

  "Ah! It's so cool!"

  Hu Boersen let out a loud roar and suddenly leaped over with great force. For a paralyzed person, this was a super miracle, indicating that he had recovered!

  Wang Feng lay on the ground, laughing and saying: "Xiao Hu, you finally stood up! It's really great! Your grandfather would be overjoyed if he saw this!"

  The commander was speaking in a squatting position, which was quite comical. However, the people on the scene didn't care about this issue at all, and were shocked by the miraculous power of Ha Ma Gong. A person who had been shot and broken his spine, declared hopeless by modern medical technology, and completely became a useless person, actually stood up after practicing Ha Ma Gong once.

  Experts rushed over like madmen, several assistants followed with sweat-drenched faces to examine Hobersen, it was too incredible!

  Wu Bai Sen continued to practice his Toad Style Kung Fu, but he was already crying uncontrollably, his whole body shaking.

  "He suddenly said: 'He Ming, thank you! You are my savior. From today on, whoever is your enemy will be mine too! If anything happens, just give me a call!"

  He Ming heard this shout full of gratitude and thought, it's no wonder the three brothers are like this. The thanks are almost the same, in today's civilized society, I'm not a young man who gets angry when I see someone else sneer at me, how can there be so many enemies? You guys make it sound like you're going to kill someone just by talking about me.

  If there weren't so many people, He Ming would have had to live up to Warner's cinematic standards again, and in a low voice, he replied: "No need to thank me, I'm Lei Feng."

  Ying Yang, Xue Hu also said: "He Ming, big brother said is what we said!"

  He Ming nodded and particularly looked at Ying Yang, not because he was handsome, but because his status was too noble, so he pretended to be humble and said: "It's what I should do! Serving everyone!"

  "Well said! He Ming, count me in too. If you need anything, look for me. My face is still worth some money!"

  The commander looked at his own muscles, which had turned red but were gradually recovering their youthful strength, wrinkles disappearing, and some age spots fading. What super joy!

  Hearing the commander say this, He Ming was overjoyed and hastily said: "Serve the leader! It's only right!"

  Those who understand the indescribable feeling of self-sublimation all shouted "Why Ming serves!" It's really cool.

  Because of this feeling, it's really too wonderful, just like the most intense moments in life, blood, muscles, bones, are all reveling, reviving, and renewing. The hidden wounds from brutal training or battle that couldn't be cured have recovered to an unbelievable degree.

  This feeling is extremely difficult to describe, it's like you broke a bone, the pain was unbearable, and then suddenly that bone healed, everything returned to normal, an indescribable relief.

  So these people, all expressed their gratitude to He Ming in this way, thanking him for passing on the Frog Kung Fu to them, opening a magical door that led to an extraordinary world, understanding the exchange of lives, gaining a sense of immense physical energy, and turning past hardships into beautiful memories in a tragic world.

  However, there were more people who did not reach the state of harmony between yin and yang. They stared at each other in dismay, desperately taking Viagra, when suddenly one ordinary soldier fainted.

  He Ming was shocked, this is the first time that the toad's work has caused an accident. The expert ran over and checked: "Eating too much Viagra, the heart can't take it, fainted. Those who have not reached the state of yin-yang harmony should not eat too much Viagra, without that true word, the male hormone in Viagra still exists in large quantities!"

  Xue Hu said: "That's right, there is no such true statement, it really has no effect, everyone should not eat too much Viagra!"

  A burly man beside Xue Hu shouted: "Old Tiger, you rushed up, and now you're standing there without any waist pain! Quickly tell me, what is the true word? How can we do it?"

  He had just finished speaking, when Xue Hu let out a loud "Ah" and his whole body began to shake. He moaned: "It feels so good... This is my true voice, I can't describe it in detail, it's just like this, just a kind of 'ah' sound. You try hard to listen, there's something indescribable in it!"

  "Damn it! Tiger, you're not being loyal enough! I've taken bullets for you before! We've shared life and death experiences, and you won't even tell me?" the big man said angrily.

  Xue Hu cried and laughed at the same time, saying: "Old snake, am I that kind of person? I can speak the truth, I succeeded yesterday!"

  Han was at a loss, so he swallowed a few more Viagra pills, but they had no effect. Then, in front of him, he saw Sito Ho-yin, who had turned his Frog Style into the twisting buttocks of the Coiling Snake Style, and from time to time, let out strange wails, fully immersing himself in it.

  The old snake saw that Situ Hao Ran's body surface was rapidly becoming stronger and couldn't help but feel envious, jealous and hateful.

  Xue Hu saw that things were not going well, so he jumped away from here. The old snake didn't understand the situation at first, but then he quickly realized that Shi Tu Hao Ran had eaten too much greasy food again in the evening and had just let out a long and smelly fart.

  "You little brat, I'm going to kill you!" The old snake was furious. The few elite special forces who smelled the stench also felt extremely disgusted.

  Situ Hao suddenly woke up from his dream, turned around and said: "What's wrong with you? Who doesn't fart? Is it a crime to fart? Which law states that you can't fart?"

  "I'm going to kill you!" The old snake pounced on him, and Situ Hao ran away desperately.

  A few minutes later, the first Yang Da reached its limit. His skin was all red, but the muscle lines on his bare upper body were even more robust and powerful, and his weight had increased by several kilograms.

  Dr. Huang walked towards Dr. Hu, who was still in a state of shock. The expert pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and said, "This is unbelievable! Dr. Hu's shattered vertebrae have healed on their own. His atrophied nerves are almost fully recovered too?"

  Ying Yang said: "This is great, as long as it can be restored, even if it's the Flying Continent Devil's treatment, I'll give it a try!"

  "Right, Second Brother! As long as it's effective, I'd drink human blood too! In the past, everything was just a scam, and it's been a real hassle for me!"

  "Go back and smash their sign! Complete Jianghu scammers!"

  Hu Bo Sen laughed and said: "I'm all better, I don't care about those scammers. Some of them are famous doctors from big hospitals, they saw that I was cured and asked me what happened. I said Toad Kung Fu? Then I'd be taken away by the secret police for a cup of tea."

  The two of them chatted and he said with infinite joy: "Big brother, it's great! We brothers can train together again! Go on a mission together!"

  As Hu Bo Sen was still lying down, he saw that Xue Hu's certain rod-shaped thing was really too huge, so he bitterly smiled and said: "Old Three, wait a minute, I can't see your face anymore."

  Ying Yang smiled and said: "Hurry up and leave, Old Three. By the way, Big Brother, I think you'll get married this year."

  Hu Bo Sen happily said: "Good thing, I've been saying that being a virgin is unreliable, hurry up and break it with a woman. Think about whether to have children later or not. The country encourages and advocates for childbirth, the more children the better."

  Xue Hu's face turned red as he said, "You two have wives and yet you come to laugh at me!"

  Just then, a loud shout came from afar. Only to see Situ Haoran stood up, he became stronger again, if not for the camera on one side.

  Situ Haoran was overjoyed and rushed towards He Ming. Seeing him coming, he said: "Don't come over! Stay where you are, I haven't reached my limit yet!"

  Situ Hao Ran didn't know what hit him, he pounced over, just like a man pressing down on a woman, ready to do the old pushcart trick.

  He Ming couldn't help but jump far away and dodge, saying: "If you come over again, there will be no show for you in Songjiang tomorrow!"

  Situ Haoran finally stopped and said, "Brother, thank you! My infinite gratitude is like the Yellow River flowing endlessly, the Yangtze River flowing endlessly, the ocean flowing endlessly, the Pacific Ocean flowing forever..."

  Everyone was speechless, fortunately an expert came forward, pulled over Si Tu Hao Ran and examined his body.

  Situ Haoran rubbed his chin thoughtfully and asked, "Do you have money?"

  Yes!

  "Oh, okay, I agree then. But you must arrange for a female, otherwise I'll have psychological problems! Or else, arranging Old Tiger to observe is also fine!"

  Upon hearing this, Ying Yang's expression turned strange. Xue Hu couldn't help but think of Liu Xuan coming to the door in her underwear yesterday and his nocturnal emission last night, feeling both embarrassed and vaguely expectant. Hu Bo Sen didn't understand the situation and asked, "Is he talking about you being a tiger?"

  On the other hand, Xia Qian's father and the commander also ended their cultivation. The two stood up, with the former still silent.

  He Dabai was speechless, looked at He Longhao, then turned to look at his own son, only to realize that his own son was indeed a total failure when it came to chasing girls.

  Everyone in the field had finished their cultivation, and the experts were busy recording data. He Ming finally ended his cultivation. He took another look at his watch, 22 minutes and 14 seconds, almost three minutes more than yesterday, with more energy gained.

  He Ming tried to take a look at his biceps, and found that his arms had grown longer. His biceps were unusually muscular, but not unattractive, and seemed as hard as steel.

  "Great job, young man! Come on, let's take a few photos with He Ming. This will be a classic example of physical fitness for our military training materials... devilish abs!"

  The commander arranged for the staff to take photos while taking pictures.

  He Ming smiled bitterly and said: "Commander, look at me like this, is it okay?"

  Wang Feng admired his new physique, extremely pleased, and said: "How can it not be okay? It's just that I want to be real, you know? Men are supposed to be strong!"

  After taking pictures, a soldier came over with a box covered in red cloth. Wang Feng's expression turned serious and the people around him gathered to watch, almost knowing what was about to happen.

  King Feng solemnly said: "At this moment, I, the commander of the First Military Region, King Feng, exercise the sacred power granted to me by the great people of our motherland and the sacred constitution, and grant Comrade He Ming the rank of lieutenant colonel, promote him as the captain of the special forces detachment of the First Military Region, and code-named Frog." After finishing speaking, King Feng gave a military salute and put on He Ming's special forces lieutenant colonel epaulets.

  He Ming had already hastily put on his uniform, which was ready in advance. Although he had mentally prepared himself, at this moment, He Ming still couldn't quite believe it.

  When Wang handed He Ming a shoulder badge and saluted him again, he returned a military salute that he didn't know was standard or not.

  The military salute ended, He Ming saw his father nodding at him; Xiao Qian's dad gave him a thumbs up; He Longhao mouthed: "Awesome!"

  Situ Hao Ran no longer had a smiling face, he suddenly also gave He Ming a military salute, because his father was an expert from the military. Good friend Guo Bang was shocked to the extreme, shaking his head repeatedly, never thought that He Ming would suddenly become a military officer, and in one go, a lieutenant colonel.

  He Ming glanced at the three Hu Bo Sen brothers and the surrounding special forces soldiers, who all simultaneously saluted him.

  He Ming felt a sacred emotion flowing in his heart, he couldn't help himself and was really moved, and returned another salute.

  Political Commissar Zhao Zirong walked over, also dressed in military uniform. The soldiers following him were carrying a tray covered with golden cloth. He Ming heard the special forces around him take deep breaths.

  Is it necessary to award honors? There are seven types of national medals in our country, and all nationals take pride in receiving a medal, as it means that they have made great contributions to this country, which is infinitely glorious, respected by others, and enjoys special benefits and subsidies.

  It is especially precious for soldiers in peacetime, with opportunities for decoration being extremely rare.

  But today, He Ming joined the army on the front line, was promoted to a military officer, and even had the opportunity to receive an award.

  Zhao Zirong opened the golden cloth, and on the plate were five medals, one gold, one silver, and three bronze. Then he picked up the silver medal, saluted He Ming, and said: "I, Zhao Zirong, Political Commissar of the First Military District, as the introducer for Comrade He Ming to join the party, specially invited him to join the party on the battlefield! And with the committee's decree, due to Comrade He Ming's great contribution in spreading the Frog Skill, I award Comrade He Ming the Second-Class Red Hero Medal!"

  After finishing speaking, medals and certificates were awarded.

  After the two men saluted each other, He Ming ended the medal ceremony. Wang Feng, the commander of the base, walked over to examine He Ming's medals and said enviously: "Good kid, I retired with only one second-class Red Star, but you've managed to get several. It's a pity that if all of us present here were successful, it would mean that the Frogman technique could be promoted, rather than being a privilege of just a few people. Then you would be a first-class Red Star and also a Major General!"

  He Ming looked at his military uniform and medals, extremely excited, saying: "Haha haha haha! Satisfied! However, the uniform is too tight. Doesn't fit my figure."

  "You're the head of the Tigers, aren't you? Better tighten up, it's convenient to show off your muscles to some hostile forces."

  "Yang Da and Xue Hu, step forward!" Political Commissar Zhao Zirong said at this moment.