Man, it's so weird to py DK Top these days. Luke smiled wryly. I don't remember the st time I did this. I used to py like this a lot in the old days and wreck clueless scrubs in Casual, but at some point, I switched over to real memes.
Top DK was a borderline meme but not quite. It was teically viable, just very low-tier aremely situational. As such, it didn’t quite match the “meme” definition that Luke wao stick with, so he stopped pying the css.
Probably because of that, the momeepped into Top Lane, he felt a ti felt as if the ne was mog him for ing back after all this time. "You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Bae."
It was truly a poetic turn of events. It felt as if Luke returo his roots as a casual pyer who enjoyed pying memes for fun. Back then, nobody was f him to py like a sweaty tryhard.
The good ol' days. Luke o himself. But, too bad this ain't Casual. My guy over there gonna rip me apart if I show him any weaknesses.
AbsoluteChallenger arrived on the ne far ter than Luke, but dude was already ahead by a whole level in terms of farm. That Nordiust've stolen the wolves on Luke’s side, theuro their side of the juo also clear the wraiths and wolves there. A tag team of Berserker and Viking was strong enough to pull off such a speedy start.
Well, all that exp advantage is cool and all. Luke thought. But, you pete with this!?
He unleashed Dark Bst, deleting the entire enemy army in one fell swoop. Ez game.
I may just be subbing for my man Vince here, but that doesn't mean I gonna sit here and be passive about the job. Luke thought. Nah, dude. I'mma make yret making me e over here! You have no idea what you did just bring upon this cursed nd!
After eliminating all enemy forces, Luke advanced along the h his brigade. All his trusty minions were at full health, ready to wreak havoc! The pn was to push all the way to the eower, but…
"Luke, retreat," Yuel ordered. "Don't overextend. The Viking might still be nearby."
"Really? You think so?" Luke hit the brakes. "Shouldn't the guy be rotating to the griffins or to Bot Jungle by now?"
"None of the wards showed him do any of those,” Yuel said. “We're seriously g wards over there."
"Geh." Luke felt that jab. He was the one who traded wards freater early power, so it was basically his fault. Ehe.
"Okay, I'mma spare this mortal’s life for today." Luke backpedaled and gave up on this juicy opportunity to push. While retreating, he g the jurao see if he could spot anybody there.
Hmm. I don’t see the Viking anywhere. Dan squinted his eyes. I think Yuel was just paranoid about- Oh, never mind. Here’s our boi.
A wild Winner has appeared! But, too bad for him. Luke was already five parallel universes ahead of the guy!
Surely, Winner was regretting all his life choices right about now.
"Hmph." William grumbled.
"Dang it, bruh!" Ronald excimed. "We almost had him! If only he came a little closer, just a little! 't believe he has that level of self-trol as a DK."
"Either he does, or somebody else warned him,” William said. “Either way, we're not getting this kill so I'll help you clear this wave."
"Thanks, bro. For real, there are way too many dudes ing my way, haha."
The entire enemy brigade was marg toward Ronald, and all the soldiers there were at full health to boot. This was the cssic experience of ning against a Dark Knight.
"Man, I really hope this DK isn’t here to stay," Ronald pined.
"Of course not," William said. "He's the Jungler."
"Or IS he!? Maybe this is one huge scam and their real Jungler is the Knight!”
"That would only make their lineup look even dumber than it already does."
"Yeah, that'd be too much even for them, wouldn't it?” Ronald chuckled.
"No point thinking too hard about it. We'll know for sure what they have in mind after this wave."
"True that."
The siblings joined forces to take out the ining invaders. But even with their powers bined, clearing that many minions at once was no simple task. They'd have to sustain a fair amount of damage in the process.
"I'll tank the initial shots," William said. "You charge your sm in the meantime."
"Gotcha!"
"Alright, I'm going in." William approached the enemy wave from behind. This allowed him to get closer to the bowmen while staying far away from the swordsmen.
“I got the aggro.” William firmed that all the minioheir sights on him. This was the cue for Ronald to get closer and start charging up.
But, there was still some time until Ronald actually executes his important attack. For now, William had to hahe enemies by himself. There were 3 bowmen and 3 swordsmen craving his blood. If William receives too much damage from this exge, theire py won’t be worth the trouble in the end.
The entire point of helping Ronald here was to maximize the team's overall efficy. However, if William ends up wasting too much time here ets too injured, it might actually hurt the team as a whole.
I just have to make sure it's worth it. William positioned himself face-to-face with the bowmen. This way, the bowmen served as a wall between him and the ining swordsmen. The melee soldiers will have to circle around their allies in order to get to William, which bought William time.
Until the swordsme closer, William started hag away at the bowmen in front of him, striking each of them in order. In this situation, instead of fog on one bowman and eliminating it as quickly as possible, it was more optimal to wear them out equally. After all, aack was soon about to rain down on all of them.
"Here it es!" BAM! The Berserker smmed his axes into the ground, unleashing a shockwave that stuhe entire minion wave! This Barbarian Sm was charged up to the max, so both the damage and the stun were at their absolute highest.
Sihe swordsmen were foolish enough to get closer to the bowmen, they also got caught up in the sm. This was William’s pn all along.
After the devastating sm, all the bowmen were just o away from dying. This was thanks to the way William split up his damage across all three of them.
Now it's my turn. William used Takedown and grabbed the bowman on the right, then hurled him into the ter of the minion pack. WHAM! The small guy crashed into his allies aed some of them from existence.
All three bowmen perished in this py, but the swordsmen still had some HP to them. Still, they weren't long for this world.
While the swordsmen were still stuhe duo unched a joint attack. The Viking struck hard with his giant axe, whereas the Berserker used dual axes to deliver weaker but swifter strikes.
In the end, only one swordsman survived long enough to wake up from the stun. But, the poor fellow had less than a sed to live.
WHAM! Two axes sliced through the swordsman from opposite sides. Both brothers went for the st-hit but only one of them got it.
"Mine!" Ronald grinned.
"Tch." William frowned. He lit sed too te.
"Sorry bro, but this is my farm so I deserve it all."
"Not a very ving argument when I'm helping you out at the expense of losing on jungle farm."
"Yeah, sorry about that."
"Hmph. It's not your fault."
The real culprit here was the Dark Knight who chose to terrorize Top while the Top Laner was away. Even though William and Ronald's invade surely shocked the enemy, their adaptation was lightning-fast. By rotating the Dark Knight to Top, the enemy minimized their losses in the best ossible.
Chessmaster, huh. William thought. An arrogant name, but in moments like this I respect it.
On that note, William left the ne.
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