Finally, Zhao Shenyu and I chatted casually for a while. Before long, the door opened and Da Kui carried in a large table, Hong Zhuo brought various boxed lunches with many dishes inside, and Lü Ge actually carried two cases of beer in.

  "Hey, what's going on here? The patient just woke up and can't drink or eat these things." A doctor in his forties who had just walked in scolded us.

  "What the hell? My crazy brother is awake and you're not even letting him have a drink?"

  Hong Zhuo hastily stopped him and smiled at the doctor, saying: "Doctor Liu, this is my friend. I know his body can handle some wine. Today we're all in high spirits, so just let it go."

  So this is the hospital where Hong Zhuo works.

  That Dr. Liu, don't know if it's because of Hong Zhuo's face or seeing Da Gui's tall and majestic figure, anyway, he grunted and slammed the door shut, leaving.

  I also lifted up the quilt, quickly opened a bottle of beer and took two big gulps, refreshing.

  Zhao Shenyu didn't care about us either, he just stood beside me in a daze, I don't know what he was thinking.

  After drinking a few cups of wine, Donkey Brother's face turned red as he rushed to me and said: "Fengzi, you little brat is too ungrateful, you even didn't tell me about the ghost-catching business."

  I took two bites of food and said: "Tell you what, can't you still expect me to learn?"

  Donkey brother listened and quickly nodded, standing up to say: "I'm telling you, from the moment I was born, I felt that I would be the material to save the world in the future. Look at me, do I have any talent? Can I catch a ghost or something?"

  Hong Zhuo chuckled and said, "Fengzi, while you were out cold, we've all been tortured by that donkey. Every day he makes us teach him how to catch ghosts. You know my situation, I'm not even good at catching ghosts myself! And when we try to teach him something from the medical books, he refuses to learn. Da Kui is still a half-baked goods himself, no way he can teach him either."

  I nodded after listening and looked at Donkey who was expecting a response beside me, "Donkey, seriously, why did you learn how to catch ghosts?"

  I thought Donkey would say something like "to maintain world peace" or "to slay demons", but unexpectedly this guy was quite honest and said with a sly smile: "We don't need to pretend among brothers, I just want to learn some moves and hook up with chicks, grandma's, I've been dreaming of having some all my life."

  Is catching ghosts good for picking up girls? Nonsense! I used to think that way too, but what was the result? All day long catching ghosts, getting hurt, and never-ending. As for picking up girls, I've been learning Taoist magic for almost two years now, and I really haven't found out if catching ghosts can help pick up girls. Of course, if Brother Donkey has some special hobby, maybe picking up a female ghost or something would work.

  "What's up, you really want to learn how to catch ghosts?" I thought for a moment and said to Da Kui: "Da Kui, where is the book?"

  Da Gui hastily pulled out the "Shan" book and said to me: "Crazy brother, I've already copied this book down, it's just that you passed out and I didn't have a chance to give it to you."

  I nodded and took the book "Mountain", flipped through it, preparing to find a simpler symbol, but after searching for half a day, I couldn't find one, these symbols are really not simple. In the end, I asked Hong Zhuo: "Brother Hong, is there any easy way?"

  The donkey beside him heard this and hastily pulled out a brush pen, a yellow talisman, a small jar of cinnabar and black dog blood, and handed them over, saying: "I've been prepared for a long time."

  I took it over, casually drew a flame talisman and handed it over saying: "Recite the urgent like law decree and take a look."

  Donkey brother took over this flame talisman, both hands were trembling, then took a deep breath and recited: "Quickly as the law commands"

  As expected, this talisman didn't react at all. I shook my head and said: "Donkey brother, you practice slowly, when the time comes that you can make this talisman burn, I'll teach you the Taoist arts."

  After finishing speaking, we continued drinking. Luó Gē had no interest in drinking anymore, sat aside, staring at the Flame Emblem with his eyes wide open, muttering to himself like a fool.

  After about twenty minutes or so, when Luó Gē had chanted for several hundred times, suddenly the Flame Talisman actually ignited.

  I exchanged an unconscious glance with Hong Zhuo.

  Donkey brother's eyes were red with excitement, his hands kept shaking, and when the talisman burned his hand, he didn't even cry out in pain. With a swift motion, he quickly opened the Flame Talisman.

  The donkey brother fell to his knees with a thud and shouted loudly: "Mother, your son has made it, I'm also someone now."

  "Haha!" Brother Donkey laughed like a madman and rushed out of the ward, it's unknown where he went, with that expression, people who don't know him would think he won several million.

  "You guys think he'll go out like this and get sent straight to a mental hospital?" Zhao Shanyu asked us, looking at the back of Donkey Brother.

  "It's hard to say, but it's possible." Da Gui nodded.

  I despise him saying: "What's the big deal? It's just a lighter, why get so worked up?"

  This fierce flame talisman sounds cool by name, but it's basically useless against ghosts and monsters. It's even too much trouble to use it to light a cigarette. This kind of talisman was created in ancient times when Daoist priests found it troublesome to start fires, but now that we have lighters, who would bother drawing this thing just to light a fire?

  Hong Zhuo laughed and said: "However, this donkey really has talent. The first time he came into contact with the symbol, he was able to absorb the air in twenty minutes and trigger the symbol's curse. He is indeed very talented."

  Don't think that triggering these talismans is just a matter of shouting loudly. If it were that simple, anyone could catch ghosts and play with them. To use a talisman, you need to absorb the aura, as Hong Zhuo mentioned earlier. This thing is mysterious, but basically, there are all sorts of "auras" around people, such as the aura of wind and water. Using a talisman requires allowing the surrounding aura to surge into the talisman and trigger the spell.

  To put it simply, just focus your energy and there's nothing special about it.

  "In a few days I'll find some spellbooks and let Brother Donkey practice first," I said.

  Li Mingyao has quite a few Mo Shan talisman books. I'll just ask Li Mingyao to mail me a few copies and that's it. I don't intend to give the "Shan" book to Lu Gao, not because I don't trust him, but rather because the "Shan" book is something my grandfather left behind, so in my heart, I somewhat consider it a family heirloom. Giving it to Da Kui was already an exception, so I won't give it to Lu Gao.

  Then they chatted about some other things. Not long after that, the donkey brother was also escorted back by two security guards from the hospital. Those two security guards were out of breath and rushed to tell Dr. Hong: "Dr. Hong, your friend is a bit crazy, just now if we hadn't stopped him, he would have run into the women's restroom, saying something about going in to see if there were any ghosts. If I didn't think he was your friend, we would have sent him straight to the psychiatric department."

  Hong Zhuo's face was full of awkwardness as he walked over and handed a cigarette to each of the two security guards, saying: "Sorry to trouble you both, my friend just received some stimulation earlier."

  These days Xiao Jiu has a lot of personal matters, so updates have been slower. Starting tomorrow, three updates will resume.

  I followed Xiaolu and fell in love with Tieba, until one day he was already level 11, I was only level 4, so I asked Xiaohong if there were any secret recipes.

  Xiao Hei told me after a long time: "You paste this sentence in every post, and you will reach level 11 in fifteen days"... I suddenly realized!

  The host no longer has to worry about my experience. I'm just passing by, I don't know anything, but I've already calculated it out. If you sign in every day and get 4 experience points, at level 18, 300000/4 = 75000 days, if you start signing in from age 1, that's 100 years = 36500 days, so you'd have to live about 200 years to keep signing in every day (who knows if there will still be sign-ins after 200 years). If you get an extra 4 experience points every day, the time is cut in half, but considering reality, it's impossible for you to live another 100 years, so let's take 50 years. You'd have to get 16 experience points every day, maybe you're a diligent person and get 32 experience points every day, then it would only take 25 years!

  !! And if you're a big water monster, with 64 experience points every day, then it would only take 12.5 years!!

  But if you're an impatient person, with 128 experience points per day, it'll only take 6.25 years!!!!!

  If you're already impatient, with 256 experience points every day, then you're awesome, it'll only take 3.125 years!

  !! Of course, you'll think 3 years is still too far away, every day you're so bored, busy farming 512 experience, awesome! You only need 1.5625 years, just a little more than 1 and a half years!

  !!!! What!!!! Are you still not satisfied? Do you think it's possible for you to get 1024 experience points in one day? Is that even possible?!

  Is it possible!!!! It's said that replying with 100 words or more can get you 11-30 experience, which is really great.

  Then, according to the formation, click copy, copy a piece of what I said, and take experience seriously.