The night was quiet, with only the faint hum of the computer case remaining in the room.
We were all silent in the house, seeing that it was almost three o'clock, and I and Yixing began to get nervous. If there really is a dirty thing, tonight at midnight, it will definitely come back to find Xie Zhipeng again. Damn it, by then, Old Yi and I will give him a good scolding.
I just used the 'Ding You Wen Gong Lu Fu' to open the underworld while I was in the toilet, and Lao Yi also lit up the 'Twenty-Four Weeks Tong Ming Lamp' on the ground.
Lao Yi Xian was staring intently at the six hands on his watch, not daring to slack off. Xie Zhi Peng asked me in a low voice, "Is this senior brother in a hurry or something? Why is he always looking at his watch?"
I didn't know how to explain it to him, so I just told him, don't mind him, he has a habit of staring at his watch until dawn.
Actually, I'm not much better off either. To be on the safe side, I just took out a large bowl and a bottle of mineral water from my bag and stood up my chopsticks. Xie Zhipeng had never seen this scene before, but he didn't dare to ask, after all, in his heart, it was Uncle Wen who had invited me here. So he thought about it and took out that 888-yuan note, clutching it in his hand and muttering to himself.
I look at him with this little face and think it's funny, he doesn't know that it's actually a waste paper, a worthless paper worth 888 dollars, completely useless, even wiping his butt would be too rough.
I simply didn't look at him anymore, glanced at my phone and it was already 2:50, still ten minutes to go. I heard Xie Zhipeng say that the female ghost appeared exactly at 3 o'clock the day before yesterday. So I also didn't dare to delay any longer, reached into my bag and grabbed a 'Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu' talisman, and my eyes started staring fixedly at the sea bowl on the table.
If someone were to enter the room now, they would definitely be startled by our current poses. One of us is staring intently at a bowl on the table, another is gazing fixedly at their watch, and the third is clutching a yellow talisman and muttering something under their breath.
It's really eerie, mainly because the atmosphere is too scary now, just like a group of men who are in a hurry to use the restroom and waiting for the toilet, this feeling is really suffocating and makes people feel anxious.
It was already three o'clock, and Old Yi's and my hearts were in our throats. But the big shot at the table still hadn't made a move.
Just as I felt strange, I suddenly heard Xie Zhipeng shouting loudly beside me. We were both startled and immediately turned our eyes to see Xie Zhipeng's face turn pale as he fell from his chair to the ground, his eyes wide open and shouting: "Ah! Ahhhhhhhh!!!"
He looked as if he had seen something extremely terrifying! However, the chopsticks in the large bowl on the table did not stand up. Moreover, Yi Xingxing's watch did not react at all.
What did he see? All I saw was Xie Zhipeng rolling and crawling to the back of me, pointing at the window and shouting loudly: "It's coming!!!! It's coming!!!! Save me!!!! Save me!!!!!"
Impossible!!! Neither of us, Lao Yi and I, have any reaction with our local methods, so it's impossible to be a ghost! Is Xie Zhipeng having hallucinations?
We both hastily looked out of the window.
That was close, and at the time, Old Yi and I almost got scared out of our pants! Sure enough, a huge woman's face appeared outside the cabin door. Her complexion was deathly pale, just like the paper figures in a funeral shop, with no chin to speak of, replaced by a large blood-filled cavity, and a tongue that was even longer than Bai Wuchang's, twisted and curled up like a snake, staring at us with eyes that looked like two big lanterns, laughing ominously.
Although Lao Yi and I had already known its appearance before, we were still frightened by the sudden sight of it, and this big sister was also too scary. I swear, it's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen so far.
But why is it clearly there, and neither I nor Lao Yi's tools responded? Damn it! This is simply illogical!!!
But I deeply understand the principle that those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come. The situation was urgent, so we couldn't think too much about it. So I quickly pulled out a 'Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu' and shouted at Xie Zhi Peng: "Hurry up and run!! Run to the floor where there is security!! No matter what you see, don't stop!! Fast!!"
After that, I hastily ran to the window and stuck the "Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu" on it. His grandma's, mind your own business, you can't come in so easily!
Xie Zhipeng came to his senses as soon as I shouted, he trembled and got up, rolling and crawling towards the door. After seeing him out of the door, Lao Yi and I didn't have any worries anymore. Lao Yi was not ambiguous, and at critical moments, he rarely dropped the chain. He saw that his expression was serious, holding the small blue lamp in his left hand, while his right hand kept calculating, I knew he was calculating the current time environment and direction, to prepare for the use of Qimen technique.
And I was even more straightforward, although the big sister outside the window looked really disgusting, but my brothers had seen such scenes many times before. After the initial sudden fright, I quickly calmed down.
The dead head outside the window saw Xie Zhipeng running out of the house and laughed strangely before flying towards the house.
You've finally arrived!! I'm overjoyed in my heart, but worried that you wouldn't come in. Look at your big head, it's like a giant melon! When you pass through the window, you'll definitely knock against my 'Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu' (a type of talisman). Ha! I've been waiting for this moment! Watch as I use one talisman to blast you all the way to the underworld to reunite with your little head dad!
It has already touched the window, so I no longer hesitated. With a swift motion of my right hand, I formed a sword finger and shouted loudly: "Hurry up like an order!!!"
All I heard was a loud "bang", and the talisman on that big-headed female ghost's head suddenly went off. I felt a sense of pride in my heart, judging from the sound, this talisman is the most effective one I've ever made so far, hitting her right in the ghostly gate, if she doesn't die now, I'll be damned!
But what happened next was something I couldn't have imagined in my daily life, and even describing it this way may not be accurate - it's simply something I wouldn't dare to imagine even in my dreams!
Only after seeing that the 'Jiawu Yuqing Po Sha Fu' had turned dark and charred, the female ghost used her long tongue to lick the symbol off her own forehead, and it was as if nothing had happened at all!!!!!
My head buzzed! How could it be nothing?! That's the "Jia Wu Yu Qing Po Sha Fu"!!! That's my most powerful symbol, bro!!! I've used this symbol to deal with several evil spirits before, and each time it caused them huge damage. Why did it have no effect on this dead man's melon head this time?!
I suddenly felt very scared, with goosebumps all over my body, and a chill down my back. If this charm doesn't work on him, then in his eyes, I'm just a piece of lean meat on the chopping board.
After licking the symbol, it had already floated into the house, looking at us and letting out a 'heh heh heh' laugh. As if mocking our overconfidence.
I swallowed my saliva, no way, at this time absolutely can't sit and wait for death! I shouted loudly: "Lao Yi!! Are you not okay yet?? This thing is too evil!! My talisman doesn't work on it!!"
Yi Xinxing was closing his eyes with a serious expression, rapidly rubbing his right hand fingers. After hearing what I said, he didn't respond to me, but instead rubbed his fingers even faster. Then, he suddenly opened his eyes and said: "It's done! Watch this!!"
At this moment, the female ghost's head had already pounced on me! I hastily pulled out a 'Ding Yi Ju Xiong Hu Ti Fu' from the interlayer of my bag and loudly shouted: "Ji Ji Ru Lv Ling!!"
But what happened next was another dramatic turn of events, my trusty 'Ding Yijun's Protective Amulet' turned out to be useless against the female ghost's long tongue. All I saw was her disgusting long tongue suddenly wrapping around my neck, damn! This feeling of being choked is so familiar!!!
I almost cried, what the heck is this thing?! Are you kidding me?! The talisman from "Three Pure Ones Incantation" doesn't work at all on this... whatever dead head! I swear, if our ancestor's treasure, Dao Zun, saw this scene, he would shed blood and tears!!!
But now is not the time to worry about these things, when the crash is right in front of us, Yi Xingxing suddenly ran over, he used his hand to stick a little lamp oil from the small blue lamp, and then splashed that lamp oil onto the female ghost's head, I thought he still had some tricks up his sleeve, but after finishing this series of actions, he actually sprinted to the top of an office desk.
I tugged at the tongue wrapped tightly around my neck and shouted with great effort: "Lao Yi!! What are you running for!! Hurry up and save me!!"
Lao Yi shouted at me from the table: "Hurry up, I've calculated it out. The current time's departure is right here, hold on!!"
He was seen holding a lamp in his left hand, and with his right hand, he made a gesture that looked like a cramp, shouting: "The fire of Bing Qi is buried in the grave of Wu Xu, at this time all things are not to be worried about!! Those who fight ahead, all line up and advance!!! Open open open!!!"
It seems that he finally used his Qigong, but the tragedy is that after shouting, nothing happened at all! That tongue was still tightly wrapped around my neck, I felt like I was already hypoxic, if not for constantly pulling hard with both hands, I'm afraid my neck would have been strangled.
Lao Yi was stunned, he anxiously shouted on the table: "Impossible?!! Huo Na? Huo Na?!"
Here's the translation:
I asked Old Yi about this move afterwards, and it turned out that it was one of the Qimen formation methods, called "Lihuo Mozang" formation. Lihuo refers to fire, by calculating the position of "Lihuo" when setting up the formation, and using lamp oil as a catalyst, it can make the evil spirits in the body suffer from the burning of karma fire. However, this so-called "Lihuo Mozang" was used on this big sister, but it didn't work at all.
But I didn't know what he was using at that time, and I cursed loudly: "Damn it!!!!!! Come and save me!!!!!"
Lao Yi was also affected by the failed move, but fortunately he quickly regained his composure. He jumped down from the table and ran to my side, pulling on that sticky tongue together with me. Seeing that the tongue had loosened a bit, I hastily grabbed all the talismans from my bag and stuck them onto the tongue that was wrapped around my neck.
I don't believe that over ten different talismans combined would have no effect on you! So I loudly shouted: "Hurry up, as if the law is being enforced!!!!!!!!!!"
I shouted for over a dozen times, and only after those symbols "ding ding ding" rang continuously for several times did the disgusting tongue on my neck finally loosen up.
I didn't even care about the disgusting mucus all over my neck anymore, I immediately pulled Old Yi back a few steps. After being hit by more than ten talismans, that female ghost still seemed unaffected! All I saw was her shaking her tongue, and those talismans turned into black ash.
I couldn't help but smile bitterly in my heart, thinking that this time I'm really done for. So I asked Lao Yi: "Lao Yi, tonight we're out of luck, winning is impossible, do you have any tricks up your sleeve to help us escape?"
Lao Yi was just as shocked, and all he could do was tremble and say: "I've figured out a hiding spot, it can't see us, but we mustn't breathe a word. Or else it'll be ruined."
Seeing that the female ghost's head was about to pounce on us again, how could I still think carefully? So I hastily nodded to him, okay! First save our lives and then talk!!
At the same time that female ghost pounced on us, Old Yi pulled me to run quickly out of the door, after running a few more steps, he stopped and put the small blue lamp on the ground, then suddenly hugged me from behind and told me not to breathe!
Imagine two big men tightly hugging each other, my goosebumps came out again at that time, but I knew this was probably one of the "escape" methods in Qigong. So I endured the disgust and let him hug me tightly, after turning left for a full circle and right for half a circle, he shouted: "Open!"
Just as he had just said the word "open", the jawless female ghost head had already flown over, stopping less than a meter away from us.
At this moment, I held my breath and could only hear the sound of my own heartbeat.

