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  After dinner at Leng Bingbing's home, it was already a bit late when they came out. Wu Ming made an excuse to go find some friends nearby and didn't let Leng Bingbing send him into the city, so he wouldn't have to rush back. This kind of thing can be done occasionally.

  It was clear that it would only take a few more intersections to get home, but Wu Ming couldn't hold on any longer. In a dark corner, he poured the urine into someone else's field, sighing in his heart, if he continued to train his bladder like this, he would eventually become a kidney warrior.

  In the darkness, a pair of bright eyes were staring at Wu Ming, and its gaze seemed to be filled with contempt. It was an adorable little black dog, whose owner was unknown, and it had a look of baring its teeth, as if it should be eating meat, possibly even preferring the flesh of black-feathered chickens.

  "What?" Wu Ming shouted at a little dog with all his might, "Stupid dog stupidly eats big feces, stupid dog chirps firewood stick!"

  The dog is a spiritual animal, it can understand when people scold it. The little black dog barked twice and pounced on Wu Ming, biting his pants corner, no matter how much Wu Ming shouted and cursed, it refused to let go...

  Wu Ming revealed a bitter smile, pulling the little black dog towards a nearby villa, pressed the doorbell, and soon, a middle-aged woman dressed as a servant walked out of the door and asked politely: "May I ask who you are looking for?"

  "I'm not looking for someone..." Wu Ming pointed to the little dog biting his pant leg, and said with a bitter smile: "I just wanted to ask, does this little dog belong to your family?"

  "No..." Auntie smiled and said: "This seems to be a stray dog, I often feed this little guy."

  "Excuse me, sorry to disturb you."

  "It doesn't matter!"

  Like this, Wu Ming limped and dragged the 'little oil bottle' back to the villa. Possibly smelling unfamiliar canine scent, four dogs from the doghouse rushed out, scaring Xiao Hei into trembling with fear. However, it still tightly bit onto Wu Ming's pant leg, having a somewhat inseparable flavor.

  "East, South, West, North, get back!" Wu Ming shouted loudly, the four Labrador dogs whimpered a few times, tucked their tails and ran back to the doghouse.

  He disappeared for a day and night, without any news, with over ten unreturned calls on his phone, as well as several text messages, all from Yan Ruyue. Wu Ming, who had sneaked back, felt somewhat guilty, and he steeled himself to enter the villa.

  In the first floor hall, Yan Ruyu and three others were gathering to gamble, the battle was very intense, there were many banknotes on the tea table, real gold and silver, no credit, every move was a matter of life and death.

  "Back already?"

  Yan Ruyu hummed heavily, her anger level at least five stars, Wu Ming hastily put on a smile, dragged the little dog to her side, pushed her shoulder and chuckled: "Baby is angry?"

  "Get out..." Yan Ruyu said coldly: "You don't answer phone calls, you don't reply to messages, what are you coming back for?"

  "I accompanied the boss to a place with no signal, and then my phone ran out of battery, can you blame me for that? Don't be angry!" Wu Ming gently stroked Yan Ruyu's nose and said, "Come on, give your brother a smile!"

  Yan Ruyu is a considerate girl who received Western-style education, has open-minded ideas and attaches great importance to individuality. She won't interrogate Wu Ming excessively or make unreasonable demands. As long as she's given a reasonable explanation, her anger dissipates quickly.

  After giving Wu Ming a black face for a while, Yan Ruyu finally wrinkled her delicate nose and revealed a smile, muttering: "Aren't we just protecting Leng Bingbing? Why do we have to accompany her father on a visit too?"

  Going on a business trip with a male boss, this is what Wu Ming had previously agreed upon with Zhuge Dachang, a good excuse among rotten excuses.

  Wu Ming sighed and said: "The world is in chaos! If he didn't have bodyguards with him, what if someone kidnapped him?"

  "Going...?" Yan Ruyu's delicate face rolled her eyes, "Who would rob a man?"

  "Wu Ming sighed: "The times are different now, these days men can't even go out at night in peace!"

  "That's right!" Zhuge Dachang expressed his deep agreement.

  "Huh!" Feng Wusuo exclaimed, pointing at Wu Ming's pants corner and asked: "How is there a little dog?"

  "Really!" Yan Ruyu's eyes sparkled with little stars, "So cute!"

  "What have we just discovered? Wu Ming's face was covered in black lines as he said helplessly, 'It seems to be hungry. Who can go get some dog biscuits? It's about to eat my pants off.'"

  Yan Ruyu brought over dog biscuits, and after tempting him for a while, the little black dog sniffed at the dog biscuits, let go of Wu Ming's pant leg, and obediently started eating the dog food.

  Yan Ruyu wore Wu Ming and asked suspiciously: "Where did this little dog come from?"

  "This is a stray dog, haven't you seen how dirty it is?" Wu Ming said as he went upstairs, "I'll go take a bath, and you guys help this little guy get cleaned up too!"

  It's said that it was a stray dog, Feng Wusong immediately retreated, Yan Ruyu didn't think much of it and picked up the little black dog, volunteering to say: "I'll go help it get washed!"

  Wu Ming smiled slyly and said: "How about this? I'll help it wash, and in return, you help me wash?"

  "Get out, you stinky man!"

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  Yan Ruyu's illness was quite severe, Wu Ming had just finished bathing and went downstairs, the little black dog looked brand new, not only did it have a middle parting in its hair, but also sprayed with French perfume, and around its neck was tied a big bow tie.

  "Dang dang dang dang......" Yan Ruyu hugged the little black dog and ran to Wu Ming's front, smiling: "Our little princess is beautiful, right?"

  Little princess? This can't be called casually! Dogs also have dog rights, Wu Ming hurriedly lifted the little black dog's hind legs, took a glance, and indeed there was no divine object. Calling her princess was no problem, he nodded his head, deeply convinced: "No wonder she bit my pants corner to death and wouldn't let go, it turns out she's female, understandable!"

  "What a self-righteous person!" Yan Ruyu made a ghostly face, then smiled and said excitedly: "Let's give the little princess a formal name?"

  Wu Ming's face turned solemn as he said, "I thought of a domineering name with a hint of elegance."

  "What?"

  "Son of a bitch!"

  "Bastard!"

  "This is awesome! Even more domineering!"

  "I'm scolding!"

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  "I thought of a pretty fitting name..." Zhuge Dachang began to offer his treasure, "Hei Yan, what do you think?"

  "Black eyes?" Wu Ming glanced at Zhuge Dachang's buttocks a few times, and said thoughtfully: "Hmm... it's not very fitting, this little dog is actually red flowers, but I think it's quite suitable."

  Wu Ming's evil eyes made Zhuge Dachang subconsciously touch his butt, and he immediately reacted, cursing: "Damn! The chrysanthemum is black!"

  "They're really disgusting!" The two beauties finally reacted and became bright red in the face.

  "Our family already has east, south, west and north, why don't we call it Red Centre instead?" Wu Ming proposed again.

  "Want to make a mahjong tile? You might as well call it 'get rich'!" Zhuge Dachang retorted.

  "I'm still prosperous!"

  "Stop arguing, just call her Little Princess! What's the point of thinking so much!" Feng Wusuo said with a decisive tone.

  After naming the new family member, the four of them sat on the sofa to watch TV. Wu Ming likes costume dramas and his favorite character is Ximen Qing. Zhu Ge Da Chang and Yan Ruyu are similar, they both like suspenseful and thrilling TV shows.

  At home, Wu Ming listens to Yan Ruyu's words and follows her advice. Yan Ruyu and Zhuge Dachang admire Feng Wusuo the most, so Feng Wusuo likes idol dramas. Others dare not complain, they can only accompany her to watch "Together Again Without Rain".

  It's really a good TV series, it has a natural sleep-inducing effect. Wu Ming soon became drowsy and pulled Yan Ruyu, saying: "Let's go, we'll go back to the room to cultivate our feelings."

  This bastard, he dares to say anything! Yan Ruyu's face turned red with shame, and she followed Wu Ming back to the room with a twist and turn, hugging her little dog.

  After the lights went out, Wu Ming started to make advances. This move was called "retreating in order to advance", putting oneself in a desperate situation and then coming back to life. If they weren't an old married couple, as soon as they got into bed, they would immediately stretch their legs and fall fast asleep. Yan Ruyu would definitely suspect that he was abnormal, and further suspect that he had no energy, suspecting that he had been drained by another woman outside, which would be a big problem.

  In theory, Yan Ruyu would not agree, but in fact, she still did not agree, and Wu Ming slept soundly with a clear conscience.

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  A new day, a new beginning, everything is so beautiful, even stepping on dog poop still makes people feel... No matter who it is, as soon as they get out of bed and step on dog poop, their mood will not be beautiful.

  Wu Ming's face twitched with rage, his heart filled with violent emotions. He was furious because he was barefoot; otherwise, his anger wouldn't have been so intense. He picked up the little black dog that had been sleeping soundly and bellowed: "You damned thing! I took you in out of kindness, and this is how you repay me? You're really asking for it!"

  Yan Ruyu sat up, yawned and rubbed her eyes, saying: "So early in the morning, what's all the shouting about?"

  "This little dog took a crap in the room and I stepped on it!"

  "Oh no! Really?" Yan Ruyu exclaimed, staring at the little dog in Wu Ming's hands and scolding: "It's really a mischievous little thing."

  "Shitting everywhere, is this called being naughty?" Wu Ming's voice suddenly rose, "I want to skin it alive now."

  "Can't be this cruel, right?"

  Wu Ming hummed and didn't say a word, carrying the little dog out of the room.

  "Where are you going?"

  "Take it down and deep-fry it!"

  "You can't be serious?" Yan Ruyu jumped up and hastily chased out of the room.

  Death can be pardoned, but living sin cannot escape. Wu Ming used two pieces of transparent tape to stick the little black dog to the wall, punishing it to stand at attention for two hours. If it still cannot clearly recognize its mistake, lunch will be cancelled.

  When she heard that the puppy had defecated in the house, Feng Wusong reacted the most. She asked Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to build a doghouse in the yard and send the dog out.

  Dog house? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stared at each other, neither of them knew how to do carpentry work, even making a table with missing arms and legs was a chore.

  After finishing breakfast, the four of them rushed out of the door. Before long, they brought back a new doghouse, and Little Princess soon moved into her palace.

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