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  Everyone has a childhood, happy or sad, each different, with a hundred expressions and a thousand charms. Childhood memories are like a tart apple, like a fresh little poem, like an unforgettable classic old song.

  A happy childhood has Grandpa's pampering, Mom's love, and of course, can't be without Dad's fierce belt!

  Time flies, children grow up day by day, and get older every day. In the blink of an eye, everything has changed, but time cannot erase childhood memories. Even with one foot in the coffin, they still can't be forgotten.

  Some beautiful memories from childhood will never be forgotten, such as the first time lifting a skirt of a female classmate in the neighboring class, the first time climbing over the high wall of the girls' toilet to reach a paradise, and the first time stealing an adult video at a friend's home. Such wonderful childhood memories, how can they be forgotten?

  Whose childhood memory is this? If it's a little boy, he'll definitely become a great pervert when he grows up. If it's a little girl, that's a bit of a problem!

  Zoo, a paradise in childhood memories, where there are molting peacocks, fat tigers, toothless elephants, red-faced monkeys, and black-faced... Bao Gong?

  On Sunday afternoon, the zoo was crowded with visitors, and everywhere there were happy children. Yan Ruyu was infected by this atmosphere, and she couldn't help but smile as she talked about her happy childhood, revealing a childlike innocence that had not faded with age.

  Childhood? Now, all that can be recalled is a blank sheet. Wu Ming let out a faint sigh, but didn't know why, even if nothing could be remembered, as soon as childhood was mentioned, he felt his heart becoming very heavy, as if it was hard to breathe, as if it was an unbearable memory.

  My own childhood was not spent in happiness.

  "Hey... what are you thinking about?" Seeing Wu Ming's dazed expression, Yan Ruyi felt like she was playing a zither to a cow, and couldn't help but tug at Wu Ming's sleeve, complaining, "Are you even listening to me?"

  Wu Ming came back to himself, revealing a wry smile, and said: "My head is still dizzy!"

  He and Yan Ruyu were originally out to buy soy sauce, at the supermarket entrance received a flyer, the zoo has built a new roller coaster and children's playground, Yan Ruyu suddenly excitedly pulled him over...

  Wu Ming couldn't understand what was so fun about the Cloud Soarer roller coaster. Losing his center of gravity and being tossed around, his underwear almost flew off, and after sitting through it he felt dizzy and disoriented, and when he got back to solid ground he couldn't even find north for a while. And yet there were still so many people waiting in line to suffer.

  Yan Ruyu grasped Wu Ming's arm and asked excitedly: "Do you know what the most common animal in this garden is?"

  "It's either ants or fleas!" Wu Ming's answer was more scientific.

  "What I'm asking is about being locked up here."

  "Of course it's human." Wu Ming's answer was still quite scientific.

  Yan Ruyu finally couldn't help but roll her eyes and said in a bad mood: "How boring, let's go! We're going to the monkey."

  Two people clasped their fingers tightly together. Before they even arrived at the Monkey Garden, Wu Ming sniffed and frowned, asking: "Do you smell a fresh stench?"

  Yan Ruyu sniffed like a small dog and said: "No! I can't smell anything."

  "Luckily, I couldn't smell it, the smell was just like a public toilet that hadn't been flushed for three years." Wu Ming said exaggeratedly, and then shrugged his shoulders. If it wasn't for Yan Xiaozhu's nose being problematic, then it must be that his sense of smell was more sensitive than others.

  After walking for a while, Yan Ruyu suddenly looked at Wu Ming with surprise and smiled: "Your nose is really sharp..." She pointed to a barbecue shop by the road, "Look!"

  Wu Ming followed the direction of her finger, and a conspicuous sign caught his eye. He couldn't help but say, "Guo Zu Tofu?" Then he shook his head and smiled wryly, "No need to say, this must be stinky tofu."

  Yan Ruyu covered her mouth and smiled lightly, saying: "The boss is definitely a soccer fan."

  "It smells like crap, but after eating it, the fragrance lingers between the teeth..." Wu Ming's face was as pale as jade, and he smiled: "Want to eat some?"

  "Get lost! I don't want to!"

  Yan Ruyu covered her nose and pulled Wu Ming to quicken their pace. The two soon arrived at the monkey park.

  In a super-large cage, there are fake mountains and strange rocks, with hundreds of monkeys inside. Some are embracing each other, some are jumping up and down, chasing and playing, in short, a big troop of monkeys is making a lively noise.

  Wu Ming's face turned pale as jade, and he rubbed his nose, asking: "What's the point of coming to see a monkey? What's so good about this monkey anyway?"

  "I once wrote a paper about monkeys......" Yan Ruyu smiled and said, "So I thought of coming."

  Wu Ming picked up a small stone and tossed it into the cage, immediately causing a group of monkeys to fight over it. Although they looked somewhat human, wild animals were still wild animals, truly brainless. Wu Ming's triumphant smile had yet to fade...

  An attendant with a placard walked up to him and said seriously: "Please don't feed the monkeys, thank you!"

  "Don't worry! I didn't feed them..." Wu Ming chuckled and said: "I fed them stones."

  Yan Ruyu couldn't help but cover her forehead with her hand, indicating a headache!

  The staff's face was overcast with dark clouds. After a moment of silence, he exercised his special power and fined Wu Ming 100 yuan, expelling him from the monkey park!

  The two of them walked out of the monkey park with their tails between their legs. Yan Ruyu was so humiliated that she pinched Wu Ming and said angrily, "It's all your fault, you got us kicked out, how embarrassing!"

  "Wu Ming rubbed his arm, refuting with a straight face: "Can I be blamed for this? The sign outside the cage says not to feed it, and I didn't...". He got angrier as he spoke, humming heavily, and continued: "This is so unreasonable! We've already bought tickets, and they're driving us away. I'm going to report them to the consumer association!"

  Just as Wu Ming was feeling indignant, Zhuge Dachang called and roughly said: "Why did you guys take so long to go buy some soy sauce? Also, has the pork on Mars gone down in price? How come buying a few braised pork belly took half a day without returning?"

  "Whose phone is it? What's wrong?"

  "Those two at home have protested, let's go back quickly!"

  As the two returned to the parking lot, they happened to pass by a kindergarten. The newly built haunted house looked exceptionally scary, and Yan Ruyu's eyes sparkled. Wu Ming hastily said: "I have heart disease, really!"

  "Go! Let's go in!" Yan Ruyu pretended not to hear.

  "Are we not going? Pig Brother and the others have already cooked their rice, they're just waiting for our arrival."

  "Go on!" Yan Ruyu shook Wu Ming's arm and coquettishly said: "It'll be over in a circle."

  Wu Ming let out a sigh and smiled helplessly: "Okay!"

  As soon as they stepped into the haunted house, a chill ran down their spines. The faint blue-purple light and the cow-headed vampire masks hanging on the walls made Wu Ming's hair stand on end, giving him a creepy feeling. He trembled with fear as he walked a short distance with Yan Ruyi.

  Suddenly, a burst of eerie laughter echoed, and the coffin next to Wu Ming "slammed" open, with an anciently dressed zombie standing up straight...

  "Ah......" Yan Ruyu was frightened and let out a scream, Wu Ming quickly protected her behind him and decisively punched the zombie in the face.

  "Ouch!" The zombie let out a miserable cry, fell to the ground clutching his eyes, and cursed: "Why did you hit me?"

  "Is it alive?"

  "Nonsense!"

  "What's the point of scaring people?"

  "Big brother! This is a haunted house..." The zombie climbed up and roared: "My job is to scare people."

  This is a legitimate way to scare people, and you don't have to pay with your life. Wu Ming knew that hitting someone was wrong, so he quickly took out 300 yuan to apologize and compensate the other party. After Zombie Mr. put the 300 yuan in his pocket, he very magnanimously forgave him.

  On the way back, Yan Ruyu smiled like a flower, "Today was so much fun!"

  The fine was paid with a happy heart! Wu Ming shook his head and revealed a wry smile...

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  Wu Ming had long known that Zhuge Dachang was a low-key man, he could do many things that other men couldn't, such as fixing water pipes, changing light bulbs, and most surprisingly, he even knew how to fix TVs.

  The sixty-four-inch wide-screen color TV in the living room seemed to have a problem and couldn't be turned on. Feng Wushuang, who was waiting for her idol drama, immediately pouted. Zhuge Dachang volunteered to find a set of tools and with great effort dismantled the TV into pieces, looking very professional.

  Finally, Wu Ming found that it was just the TV's power cord that had fallen off, so it couldn't be turned on, and it had nothing to do with the TV itself. Zhuge Dachang hastily reassembled the disassembled TV, and then, there were no missing parts, but instead a few more!

  As expected, with a power supply, the TV immediately emitted a puff of white smoke and entered the scrap period ahead of time. Without TV, it's still early, so I have to find some entertainment to pass the time.

  "Let's play landlord? Just in time!"

  "Where is just right?"

  "We three landlords are fighting, and Pig Brother is watching a movie in his room, isn't this just perfect?"

  "Get out!"

  Then, Yan Ruyu brought out a set of mahjong tiles, which was an exquisite ivory mahjong tile. Wu Ming was quite fond of this game and suggested playing strip mahjong. Only Zhuge Dachang agreed, while the two beauties looked them up and down with disdain!

  Wu Ming sighed and said: "We are too conservative and our thinking is outdated, we can't keep up with the times."

  Two beauties shouted in unison: "Get out!"

  In the end, they still paid up, 100 yuan per person. After stacking the cards, Wu Ming cleared his throat twice and said seriously: "Gambling comes first, friendship second. Let's put our personal feelings aside for now. And also, cheating will get you a rotten butt!"

  "Hmph!" Yan Ruyu didn't give him any face, "If you dare to eat me, tonight sleep on the floor!"

  "A real man, a big husband, if not then don't...!" Wu Mingxiong proudly raised his head and puffed out his chest, "At worst I'll just **!"

  Wu Mingxian was slow to make his move after picking up a good card, and his next-door neighbor Zhuge Dachang immediately urged: "You little stinker, you're always so slow at everything, hurry up and play your card."

  "Twelve each, one thousand two." Wu Ming finished the cards and nodded, immediately starting to sweep away several people's notes in front of him.

  "What's wrong?"

  "What else can I do? I'm going crazy!"

  "Wow, they have this brand too."

  Two hours later, except for Wu Ming, everyone lost their language ability. San Yuan, Si Xi, Wu Fu, Liu Liu Shun, Qi Da Gu, Ba Da Yi, all the card types that had been seen and unseen came out. If it was a game of stripping clothes, even wearing 100 pairs of underwear would require taking everything off!

  No cheating, relying solely on luck and strength, after this battle, Wu Ming gained a reputation that shook the eight wilderness: Ma Shen!

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