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On the first day back to work after the weekend, except for some workaholics, people generally feel a bit sluggish. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang arrived at the company early and found that the atmosphere was very different from usual. Their colleagues were all spirited and lively, gathered in groups of three or five, enthusiastically discussing something.
Is there really a beautiful woman running naked?
Wu Ming felt a bit disappointed after hearing the inside information, it turned out that the company's newly built basketball stadium was completed today and officially handed over for use. For this, the company will hold a grand completion ceremony, and also worship the heavens and jump big gods or something.
A small basketball court has been completed, is it necessary to make such a big fuss? Wu Ming couldn't help but sigh, capitalists are just good at exhausting the people and wasting money, maybe one day when the company builds a toilet, they'll even fire fireworks to celebrate.
The completion ceremony was held in the newly built basketball hall. I don't know if it's for the sake of grandeur, but the company also invited several municipal leaders to cut the ribbon for the gymnasium. In order to promote the abolition of superstition and establish a new atmosphere, similar activities such as worshiping heaven were finally cancelled.
The basketball hall is closed, even if there are drones flying overhead, you can only hear the sound but not see them. The court is made of high-quality solid wood flooring, and the stands on both sides are foldable plastic chairs. The entire stadium can accommodate at least 2,000 spectators or more.
After setting off dozens of firecrackers, Wu Ming completed the ribbon-cutting ceremony with several municipal leaders. Afterwards, everyone entered the stadium to hold a national flag-raising ceremony. As the stirring national anthem played, Wu Ming lowered his head in solemn mourning.
Then, he found that everyone else was standing upright with their heads held high and their eyes fixed on him, so he hastily lifted his head, his waist straight as a javelin, his expression solemn and stern, and his fighting spirit soaring, as if he were about to rush to the front lines.
After the flag-raising ceremony, the leader began to speak, and the theme was mainly centered around 'Civil Health'. The municipal leaders praised her coldly and harshly, saying that she had set an example by improving national physical fitness and health levels, playing a very good role model and leading role, which is worth learning from various companies in the city.
Hearing the cold and icy praise, as a member of the company, Wu Ming initially felt honored. However, two hours later, this feeling had completely disappeared. Was it really necessary to speak so much?
They also talk about people's physical fitness, but a meeting can last for several hours. Do they want to exercise the bladder? Wu Ming sat behind several leaders on the podium and didn't dare get up to go to the bathroom, so he was very dissatisfied with his urgent need to urinate.
After the meeting, Leng Bing accompanied several leaders to visit the company, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang acted as followers, and every department was turned around, and the morning passed like this.
At noon, Leng Bingbing, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had lunch together in the staff canteen. They talked about the basketball hall, which has been completed. The company is going to hold a basketball league, each department will send a representative team to participate, employees can form teams freely, there is no limit on the number of teams, and the prize money for the top three teams is quite generous.
The company's security department, apart from clerks, is mostly made up of tall and strong men who take advantage of their physical presence. Unfortunately, the guards often have to go on missions and rarely stay in the company, making it almost impossible to finish the league matches.
"Coolly looking at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, he casually asked: 'Do you guys play basketball?'"
"Think back to those years, I was on the basketball court..."
"What's going on?"
"Uh... cheering on the sidelines!"
Cheerleader? It reminds him of a giant eight feet tall, wearing a mini skirt and holding colorful flowers on the basketball court, jumping and shouting to cheer. Wu Ming couldn't help but feel a chill all over his body, then looked down and said, "The cheerleader also dares to say that."
"Will it work?" Zhuge Da Chang asked back in discontent.
"Of course..." Wu Ming proudly raised his head and said: "I am the Jesus of the blue football field, also known as Little Maradona."
Although she didn't know much about sports cells, Leng Bingbing had still heard of Maradona's thunderous name, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes, thinking that the two of them were both outsiders.
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The fourth basketball league of Anyi Company officially started registration, and the company got off work one hour in advance to accept registration. After refusing to count, more than 40 teams registered for the competition.
In response to the icy invitation, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang joined the high-level team consisting of the three giants and other senior executives. As for how they would be divided into groups and compete, Wu Ming was not clear about that; he and Zhuge Dachang were just temporary workers.
The management team is composed of department managers from various companies, also known as the Blue Card Team. In Anheuser-Busch, high-level executives wear blue identity cards. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, two S-class bodyguards, received manager-level treatment, and their identity cards were also blue, which allowed them to join the management team.
The first match on the first day, the management team vs. the instructor team 1, after dinner, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang changed into the company-issued jerseys and arrived at the stadium early.
"Life is in motion" was the banner slogan on the ball court, the sound of lively music echoed throughout the field, employees who had finished dinner gathered at the ball court one after another, except for the guards on duty, all employees were present, the leader played the first game, who dared not to come? If you don't come, be careful that your bonus will mysteriously decrease by half.
Under the leadership of Leng Bingbing, the high-ranking officials wearing black sportswear entered the field. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance and revealed a wry smile. Except for the chairman, all the other high-ranking officials were uncles and aunts, among whom several big fat men had seriously prospered, their bodies so out of shape that they would pant for half a day just running a few steps, let alone playing ball.
On the contrary, the instructors' team, dressed in white jerseys, were one by one strong and powerful. According to a small message Wu Ming received, the basketball match held by Anyi was won every year by either Team One or Team Two of the instructors, while the management team always ranked last.
Fortunately, this year's management team has us, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are full of confidence.
There is no limit to the number of people in each team, and substitutions can be made at will. The only requirement is that there must be two women on the field at all times. The match is about to begin, and the management team is gathered together to discuss tactics.
General Manager Li Tianheng said with a confident face: "The stadium is like a battlefield, playing ball can't rely on physical skills, but also on brains. Our advantage lies in that we are far smarter than our opponents, our overall view, our vision..."
Chu Min cut in with a bad temper: "Then why haven't we won a single game after living together for several years?"
Li Tianheng lowered his proud head and smiled bitterly: "Our biggest weakness is that no one can play basketball, however..." As he spoke, he looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang with a face full of expectation, saying: "This year it's up to you two young people."
"Don't worry, we've got it covered!"
This year there's a show, a group of executives revealed a smile, cold and directly poured a basin of cold water, "The two of them won't play ball at all!"
The referee's whistle sounded, and the high-ranking team started with three giants plus Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang. Their tactics were that there was no tactic, their goal was not to lose too badly.
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The management team wore black jerseys, the instructor team wore white jerseys, and the two teams were distinct. The personnel configuration was also different, no one favored the management team.
There are two foreigners in the instructor team. The black boxing instructor is a giant with a height of nearly two meters, the white free combat instructor is about the same height as Zhuge Dachang, and the bald Muay Thai instructor is also not short. Among them, there are two women: Lin Meiling, the judo instructor, and Dr. Ameiko, a beautiful doctor who teaches karate.
Five brothers in the family, the key point is that each of them can play basketball.
The high-level management team, cold and detached like Chu Min, was weak and unable to withstand the wind. General Manager Li Tianheng's belly was as big as if he were nine months pregnant. What was embarrassing was that all five of them were outsiders.
The game officially started, Zhuge Dachang and the black instructor jumped for the ball. A whistle sounded, and the referee threw the ball high into the air.
Zhuge Dachang and the black instructor jumped up at the same time, to everyone's surprise, Zhuge Dachang, who was not tall, actually jumped higher than the black instructor by more than a head, smoothly hooked the ball, unfortunately, he used a bit too much force, the ball flew out of bounds...
At the same time as the foul whistle, a poor brother standing on the sidelines was hit by the ball and fell to the ground. Fortunately, he desperately protected his face, and his handsome appearance was preserved.
It's normal for injuries to occur in basketball games, but I didn't expect the first one to be a spectator. Fortunately, it wasn't serious, just two nosebleeds and no broken nose bridge, what a relief!
As expected, they are indeed a group of freaks. Their basketball skills are too dangerous and the spectators who were originally standing at the edge of the court suddenly vanished into thin air.
The ball was in the hands of the instructor team, Lin Meiling served at the side of the court. She made a long pass and the bald instructor received the ball, making a beautiful three-step layup. The whistle sounded for two points, and a group of outsiders were left staring foolishly as they scored two points.
Li Tianheng said in a flustered tone: "We young people can run fast, go and defend it!"
"Got it!" Wu Ming replied with a dry smile to Zhuge Dachang.
The ball returned to the hands of the high-level team, Wu Ming served, and the instructor team adopted a man-to-man defense, which was completely blocked. His serve couldn't get out, and five seconds passed like this. The whistle sounded again, and the serve was invalid.
"Sister's!" Wu Ming pointed at the young referee's nose and scolded: "It's not some kind of international competition, what's with the strict refereeing?"
The young referee blew his whistle again, insulting the referee, Wu Ming got a T, which is a technical foul, this kind of foul is quite serious, getting two means being ejected from the court directly.
"Frosty and icy, Wu Ming scolded with a hum: 'You idiot, you're really useless in getting things done, but great at messing them up.'"
"Young people, don't be impulsive!" Li Tianheng pulled Wu Ming and smiled: "Our vision should be longer, don't care about temporary gains and losses."
Under Li Tianheng's persuasion, Wu Ming endured and did not scold again. However, due to his technical foul, the instructor team got a penalty shot, and the black instructor easily scored the ball. Then Lin Meiling served, and she easily sent the ball out. The defense of Wu Ming and others was in vain. The white instructor who received the ball made a mid-range shot, and the ball hit the rim and bounced out.
Several men fought for the blue board, but no one got the ball. The flying ball happened to fall into Leng Yichen's arms. She foolishly received the ball and was stunned for a moment before revealing an excited expression, hugging the ball and running away!
The whistle blows, serious walking!
The scene is silent as a crow, is this our brilliant and mighty CEO? Does she think she's playing American football? She can actually make such low-level mistakes, what a strange woman.
Li Tianheng coughed lightly and said, "Yingying, you can't run with the ball, you have to dribble."
"I know..." said in a cold and awkward tone: "It was just temporary tension, I forgot."
Wu Ming walked up to her and bluntly said: "Indeed, you are not capable of accomplishing anything, but rather good at causing trouble."
Froze stiff and couldn't utter a word, furious with a bright red face.
The first half of the game was over, and the instructor team had already scored 14 points. The management team still had zero points, and all kinds of fouls and brainless moves kept emerging one after another. Helplessly, Li Tianheng requested a timeout.
Returning to the scene, Li Tianheng said with a heavy heart: "Comrades, this is our shame!"
"Almost all the fouls we've had before, we must learn from them and not make the same mistake again."
He nodded coldly and said in a crisp tone: "We must bring out our respective strengths and strive to take two points in the first quarter!"
The goal is really low enough, and everyone's mouth corners can't help but twitch...
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