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  In the basketball hall, Wu Ming was helping Da Zhu and others to mop the floor. Thanks to the female capitalist, he had been in contact with mops and brooms for some time, and his skills in mopping the floor were now pure and perfect. He could even wield a broom with great force, and he felt that if he practiced for a few more years, he would definitely reach the legendary state of great accomplishment, where he could fly by clenching a broom between his buttocks.

  Maybe it's a happy event, and the two of them were in high spirits on their first day of work. They worked with great enthusiasm and finished almost a whole day's work in just two hours. Their job was still quite easy, which was to clean and sweep the basketball gym every day.

  The trial period was only 2,000 yuan, and the salary was not high. However, it included meals and accommodation. The new home for the two of them was a small storage room in the basketball stadium, but they were very content. From their eyes, you could see their expectations for the future.

  What is happiness? Everyone has a different definition. For the wandering grandfather and grandson, being able to eat their fill, wear warm clothes, and have a small shelter from the wind and rain is already the greatest happiness.

  Da Zhuang's full name is Zhang Xiao Zhu, his big name is Xiao Zhu, and his little name is Da Zhu. His father's name is Zhang Da Shu, and Da Shu gave birth to Xiao Zhu. Wu Ming thinks the names of these two are quite interesting.

  During the break, Wu Ming patted Da Zhu's shoulder and said with a smile: "Da Zhu! Do well! Try to marry a beautiful wife as soon as possible."

  Dazhu scratched his head and smiled foolishly. The old man laughed and scolded, "You silly boy, do you know what a daughter-in-law is?"

  "I know, wife is for sleeping!"

  While they were chatting and laughing, Wu Ming's phone rang. As soon as he answered it, a cold voice shouted: "Did you fall into the pit? Come back quickly!"

  Leng Bingbing only said one sentence before hanging up. Wu Ming rubbed his nose and said, "Old Master, I have something to attend to first."

  "You're busy!"

  "I'm leaving first, find me if you need anything."

  "Alright!"

  Wu Ming hummed a tune as he returned to the CEO's office. As soon as he entered, Leng Bing directly asked with a cold and sarcastic tone: "Where did you go?"

  "Go to the bathroom!" Wu Ming walked over to the sofa and sat down, saying casually: "I drank too much milk this morning."

  Normal metabolism, perfect excuse, but Wu Ming took two hours to pee? If it were an ordinary person, they would have peed blood from all seven orifices by now.

  "Hmmph!" she snorted, "You've been in the bathroom for a whole two hours? Did you fall into the toilet?"

  "The hole is too small, it's really not easy to fall in!"

  Beside him playing computer, Zhuge Dachang raised his head, blinked, and smiled: "You've been urinating for so long, have you gained any insights?"

  Wu Ming stroked his chin, looking thoughtful, and said seriously: "I have a realization, I found that the better the bladder is, the less urine it produces. I have a technically skilled good bladder that can keep urinating endlessly."

  The more he talked, the more off the mark he got. Cold as ice, he hastily called a halt, "Alright, no more nonsense! Let's go to the business department and find Robert Manager for new cases!"

  "Wu Ming looked puzzled and said: 'Case? What case? Our mission is to protect, isn't it?'"

  "Protecting my case is already considered done, now there's an important case that has been assigned to us, the client is a major customer of our financial group, we need to be more careful......" Leng Bing said, waving her hand and continuing: "Alright, go quickly! This case requires going abroad, the business department will also help us with the visa application, don't waste time."

  The two of them had no disagreement, and as they walked to the door, Leng Yichen emphasized again in a cold tone: "When going abroad, do not engage in any illegal or unscrupulous activities. If I find out, you will be deducted 20% of your annual salary."

  As soon as they stepped out of the door and into the elevator, Wu Ming rubbed his nose and asked, "What does 'illegal and disorderly conduct' mean? What did she mean by that?"

  Zhuge Da Chang shrugged and said, "We don't have guns or cannons, what kind of illegal things can we do? What she means is that we're not allowed to spend money to find girls."

  Wu Ming discontentedly shouted: "Damn it! I only have this one hobby, why does she have the right to deprive me of pursuing a one-night stand!"

  "Be patient! Last time we spent money to find a girl, she's still angry about it. We need to be more restrained."

  "Big brother can bear it, but what if second brother cannot?"

  "Then hit it with your hand!"

  "Uh... I'm used to using my left hand or my right hand!"

  "Uh... whatever, just make your left hand a bit faster!"

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang started a heated discussion on how to make a beautiful plane, but soon the topic turned back to women. They said that as long as they didn't pay for overnight stays, it wouldn't be considered spending money to find girls. The two immediately reached a consensus and laughed lewdly.

  ...guard, translated into Chinese is 'Special Bodyguard', this is the official S-level bodyguard title, only after going through rigorous review and evaluation, and passing, will the International Security Association award the formal title and relevant certificates.

  Anle Company had previously handed over the relevant materials of Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to the International Security Association, and this morning, they have obtained this internationally used special license.

  This document is very practical. It can be used as a driver's license, and in some countries or regions where it is legal to carry guns, this document can also be used to legally carry guns to protect the employer.

  In the private security industry of Huaxia, currently only two private bodyguards have obtained this certificate, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang. They also jumped from Anle Company's S-level bodyguard to internationally recognized S-level bodyguard.

  This has caused the value of both to skyrocket, with their hiring prices reaching a level that makes ordinary people gasp. However, the high cost of hiring them did not scare off clients, and cases specifically requesting their services have been increasing.

  Leng Bingbing's next case was a 24-hour bodyguard mission to protect movie star Ruan Fan while he filmed on location in Bangkok, Thailand for half a month.

  Ruan Fan? This name sounds quite familiar, but Wu Ming couldn't recall what movies or TV shows he had acted in. He immediately categorized him as a third-rate small-time celebrity, and wondered why Leng Bing was so concerned about him.

  He was very sincere and came to Zhonghai in person to hire Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and is currently staying at the largest five-star hotel in Zhonghai.

  Wu Ming and Zhu Ge Da Chang took over the case, as for the business negotiations that's the business department's affair. They had just handed over their ID cards and left when Manager Robert rushed out saying the case had been settled and the employer wanted to see them.

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  The Grand Hyatt Hotel, indeed a five-star hotel, the front desk ladies are truly beautiful, each with a smile as bright as flowers. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's eyes widened in unison, and they immediately swarmed up to them with enthusiasm.

  Half an hour later...

  "By the way, I forgot to ask just now, what's your mother's surname?"

  "Do you like stars? I often sat at the gate of my home watching the stars when I was a kid."

  Four front desk ladies had already collapsed, laughing so hard their faces were stiff. Just as the nightmarish general manager arrived at the front desk to rescue them, she glared with eyes wide like bronze bells and said in a low voice: "Two gentlemen, do you have any business? If not, please leave!"

  Wu Minggan chuckled twice and said: "Something's up! We're here looking for Mr. Ruan Fan who lives around here."

  Room 888 on the eighth floor, although it's not a presidential suite, everyone on earth knows that this room costs much more than an ordinary one.

  Wu Ming knocked on the door, and soon a gap was opened. A young man with yellow hair showed half of his face and cautiously asked: "Who are you?"

  "I am Wu Ming..." Wu Ming said calmly: "Mr. Ruan Fan invited us."

  "Are you An Erle's S-class bodyguards?" The young man with dyed yellow hair looked surprised, then he opened the door and warmly said: "I am Ruan Fan, please come in, please come in."

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stepped into the room, and Ruan Fan, with a head of yellow hair, stood up with bright eyes and white teeth, fair and elegant, many adjectives used to describe beauties would not seem out of place when applied to him.

  Logically, such a small white-faced actor should be very popular. He casually acted in a few idol dramas and should have become famous, but Wu Ming felt that his face was very unfamiliar, without even a hint of familiarity.

  "Actually, I didn't come here for anything in particular..." Ruan Fan had no airs of a celebrity and spoke very casually, "I'm just curious about you guys, that's all."

  Wu Ming's eyes showed a defensive color, and he said: "Are you sure? Not dry?"

  "Don't get me wrong..." Ruan Fan awkwardly smiled and said, "I just wonder what an S-level bodyguard is like? You know, the cost of hiring them for half a month is more than my annual salary."

  Lai indeed was a third-rate small celebrity, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance, without saying a word.

  Ruan Fan's face lit up with anticipation as he asked, "Have you two brothers seen any of the movies I've been in?"

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and dryly said: "Can I get a hint?"

  Ruan Fan's eyebrows jumped and he said: "For example, the recent 'D Meat Bun Team' that went online."

  "How is this possible?" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exclaimed in unison.

  "This movie I've watched from beginning to end ten times, how come I've never seen it?" Zhuge Dachang asked in surprise: "What's it about?"

  "I've read it six times! I remember every single one of those beasts in there."

  Ruan Fan revealed a bitter smile, spitting out his heart-wrenching journey in the entertainment industry. He had indeed participated in many film and television dramas, playing roles such as a small vendor selling salted duck eggs, a little hooligan who gets beaten up, and a child reading aloud from a book. In short, they were all minor roles that didn't amount to much.

  My god! So miserable? This kid can't even be considered a third-rate celebrity, at most he's just an extra with lines, but this unknown actor actually has an agent, an assistant, and can even afford bodyguards. There must be something fishy going on here!

  This kid is definitely a rich woman's pampered pretty boy! The name is so fitting, not eating soft rice is really unfilial to his parents! Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both thought so.

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