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  Last time on a business trip to France, Wu Ming gave Yan Ruyu several bottles of perfume as a gift, and she was happy for several days. This time on a business trip to Thailand, she kept asking Wu Ming to bring back local specialties.

  Thailand, a beautiful country, is famous for producing women with handles. From the outside, they are no different from women, but once in bed, with the lights off, who knows who will be Guanyin and who will be Lin?

  I'm not sure if this species is native to this place?

  This time, Wu Ming's employer was very generous. They were still seated in first class, and the flight attendants were as beautiful and charming as ever. Although it only took a few hours to fly from Zhonghai to Bangkok, there was still enough time to pick up chicks.

  Going further can enjoy a thousand miles of feeling, what a wonderful dream!

  But after getting on the plane, Wu Ming was like an old monk entering a state of meditation, treating beautiful women as if they were nothing, his realm was so profound that he could become a Buddha by farting and clearing his turbid qi, and might even ascend to heaven in broad daylight.

  "What's wrong with the great kidney fighter? Zhuge Dachang stretched out his hand and pushed Wu Ming, who was closing his eyes and pretending to sleep, and said in a low voice: "Three Guizis! The flight attendant's butt is really curved, it must be very bouncy!"

  Wu Ming opened his eyes, revealing a vacant and ethereal gaze, and said languidly: "All the beauties in my eyes are skulls, Ah Mi is just a piece of tofu."

  Zhuge Dachang was shocked and lost his color, hastily reaching out to touch Wu Ming's forehead. Wu Ming immediately slapped his hand away, his eyes twitching slightly as he said irritably, "I'm not sick!"

  "This isn't an illness? I'm seriously ill!" Zhuge Dachang showed a painful expression and said, "Tell me, brother! Is it already beyond human help?"

  "Sister! Do you believe I'll burst into a chrysanthemum!"

  Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't I say that having a beauty not to flirt with is a great taboo? With so many beautiful flight attendants around, you haven't made a move, this isn't like your usual style?"

  "How am I supposed to know if they're male or female?" Wu Ming said weakly: "Haven't you seen the news? Thai Airways has officially started using yao people."

  Wu Ming's words were like a bucket of cold water, making Zhuge Dachang feel cool from head to toe. He swallowed hard and asked with difficulty: "Is this true?"

  "Nonsense! Of course it's true!"

  "What are you guys talking about so happily? I heard you mention something about farting?" Ruan Fan leaned in next to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, his eyes sparkling with a familiar male gleam, and asked in a low voice: "What's the bottom line on this farting business?"

  What's the point of even asking about buttocks? What else can a normal straight man talk about buttocks? Wu Ming's eyes flashed with a hint of disdain, and he said seriously: "You heard wrong! We're talking about B-shares. This year the stock market is not doing well, buying B-shares will definitely make you lose your pants."

  Ruan Fan muttered with a suspicious face: "What I heard was clearly fart."

  Wu Ming immediately spoke in a tone of an elder, "Little Ruan! As a public figure, you shouldn't speak crudely. Be more refined and say 'buttocks' or 'hips' instead."

  "You can't say that..." Zhuge Dachang immediately retorted: "For example, 'old fart' is a derogatory term, but it's scolding someone's buttocks, old butt, does it sound like scolding?"

  Like! Very much like! Some middle-aged and elderly friends in the first class cabin couldn't sit still, and they all let out unusually shrill coughs to express their condemnation!

  Ruan Fan cleverly changed the subject, "By the way, Ming Ge! Don't call me Little Ruan, it sounds too soft."

  "What's that? Xiao Fan?"

  Sounds like a street vendor!

  "Who is Ruan Fan?"

  "I told you, don't call me by name!"

  Wu Ming looked at him sideways and said, "Originally surnamed Ruan, how can the name be soft? And yet he took a single character name like Fan. Who gave this kind of father-harming name?"

  Ruan Fan lowered his head and said: "My father took it!"

  Wu Ming patted his shoulder and praised: "Dad is really insightful, with great potential since childhood. The name Ruan Fan actually suits him quite well."

  "You squeeze me again, and I'll sue you."

  "Do you know what an S-curve is?"

  "Is it convex in front and concave at the back?"

  "In fact, the front concave and back collapse are also S-curves......" Wu Ming clenched his fists and said: "In fact, I am a person who loves peace, I know that violence cannot solve problems."

  "I'm going to the bathroom." After Fan said that, he disappeared in an instant, and Ling Bo's light footsteps were no more than that.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang exchanged a glance, revealing faint smiles. This time's employer was quite to their taste, although lacking a bit of backbone, but still better than being heartless.

  Along with Yuan Fan were a sharp and capable middle-aged woman and a refined young man. The middle-aged woman was his agent, while the refined young man was his assistant, a Harvard graduate.

  Ruan Fan, you're not ordinary at all!

  Wu Ming hooked the corner of his mouth, picked up a copy of "Flower Princess", and began to study hard what kind of underwear women are popularly wearing this year. Of course, he always thought that no matter how you wear it, it's not as good as not wearing it at all.

  …………………………………………………………

  After getting off the plane, they checked into a five-star hotel. Before Wu Ming's butt had even touched the sofa, the whole crew rushed out of the hotel again. The entire crew arrived in Bangkok a day earlier than Ruan Fan and started work today.

  Ruan Fan's latest film is called "2 Agents", where he plays the role of the second female lead's lover, a young man kept by a powerful woman in the underworld, which can be considered as typecasting.

  Compared to the small roles he played before, his role this time is much bigger, barely enough to be considered as the second male lead. Comrade Ruan Fan, a professional extra, finally got to shine after waiting for so long.

  This is a low-investment film, the biggest name in the crew's female lead usually plays a supporting role for first-line actresses, and Ruan Fan, who usually plays roles that help others shine, plays the second male lead. From this, it can be seen that it will be difficult for this drama to become popular unless some actors are willing to expose themselves.

  Of course, the actor refers to a female. If Ruan Fangru is allowed, even if he shows off all his ribs, it's still useless, unless he dares to defy the heavens and boldly show off his little brother, which may have an unexpected effect, suddenly turning red.

  However, by the standards of Chinese film and television, this already belongs to the level of pornographic films, absolutely banned, the director will definitely be asked to return to the office for a cup of coffee at the first time.

  Bangkok's waterways are crisscrossed, with cargo transportation being very busy. The abandoned old pier of the Mae Nam River is where Nguyen Van will be filming today.

  Ruan Fan is not a big star, if he dares to put on airs, that's asking for trouble. He rented a car and Zhuge Dachang sent him to the filming location at the fastest speed.

  They arrived at the river port, and filming was still in full swing. Ruan Fan had a small role today, just playing a scene where he beats up the second female lead and throws her into the river, a tragic scene that tugs at people's heartstrings.

  What surprised Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang was that this small drama group of less than thirty people actually had a familiar face, which was the meatball singer who sang for their teacher's birthday last time. Upon inquiry, Ruan Fan only knew that this female singer was actually the second female lead!

  Nowadays, Wu Ming went back and checked on the computer. He was already familiar with Ou Xiang's idol. This female star, known for her cover songs and peach-colored scandals, was called Bi Lijian. With such a heavenly name, when thunder strikes, she would definitely be the first one to look for.

  Ruan Fan quickly changed into a costume, a denim suit full of holes, and just by squatting down like that on the side of the road, dinner was soon settled. Ruan Fan was putting on makeup while Bi Lijian was touching up her makeup.

  "Wu Ming enthusiastically waved and said: 'Miss Bi! Nice to see you again, what a coincidence!'"

  "Hmm!" Bilai nodded proudly, then turned to Ruan Fan who was putting on makeup and said coldly: "Are you asking them to be bodyguards just to show off in front of me?"

  "No, no, don't misunderstand, Lai Jie."

  Biluo Jian sneered, "What's the big deal about two small S-level bodyguards? My two bodyguards are instructors of free combat, they're much more formidable than them."

  S-level bodyguard? Bi Lijian's two burly men beside her cast sideways glances at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, their eyes revealing a hint of provocation.

  Too lazy to bother with them, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang directly ignored the two big men and walked into the filming scene, where the male and female leads were acting out a confrontational scene.

  After a lingering affectionate conversation, the male and female leads deeply kissed each other, great, done in one take!

  Wu Ming deeply despised the male lead. Idiot! Such a cheap trick, wouldn't you need to repeat it at least ten times to clear your conscience?

  The male and female leads finished their play, and the supporting actors' turn came. Ruan Fan only had one line in this scene, which was a loud and mournful cry: Ah yo!

  Bai opened her mouth and scolded Ruan Fan from head to toe, then gave him a few slaps in the face, and kicked him into the river. It was really cruel on such a cold day!

  What's even more cruel is that the director was not satisfied with their performance and frequently yelled "Cut!" So, Ruan Fang was picked up and kicked into the river again and again, until his miserable cries were heart-wrenching.

  After repeating four times, the director was finally satisfied. Ruan Fan, who had changed his clothes, was shivering with cold. He walked in front of Wu Ming and forced a smile, saying in a trembling voice: "I... did I act well?"

  "I don't know if it's good or not!" Wu Ming smiled faintly and patted his shoulder, continuing: "However, very professional!"

  Ruan Fan smiled and said: "My mother is an actress, my greatest wish is to be like her, a professional actress."

  "Why must it be so?" Wu Ming revealed a meaningful smile and said, "With your abilities, you can enter even better drama groups and obtain even better roles."

  Ruan Fan revealed a subtle and unspoken smile, saying lightly: "I just want to gain the audience's recognition through my own efforts, rather than relying on anything else."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and said, "I've found that I've started to appreciate it."

  "Thank you!"

  "By the way, is there a bed scene?"

  "What's up?"

  "I just want to ask, should I find a stand-in? I can act as a stand-in."

  "Get out! Would I let you have it cheap?"

  The two of them exchanged a glance and burst out laughing, getting louder and louder, drawing the attention of others on set. Bì Lì Zhēn cursed under her breath, "Idiot!"

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