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  Time flies like an arrow, and seven days have passed in the blink of an eye. Zhuge Dachang's injuries have recovered quickly, and even running with a crutch is no problem, let alone Iron Crutch Li who can't keep up.

  However, what made him secretly miserable was that the hospital's toilet was a squatting one. Squatting down to use it still hurt his legs very much. Every time he came out after using it, he was sweating profusely, and although he didn't have constipation, he had an expression as if he did.

  Two days ago, Zhuge Dachang was dissatisfied with the hospital's meal and asked Wu Ming to bring in some greasy food from outside. As a result, he got diarrhea and ran to the toilet for a whole day, perfectly illustrating the phrase "残花败柳" (withered flowers and fallen willows). Fortunately, he doesn't make a living by selling chrysanthemums, but his legs were so painful that they almost lost all sensation.

  In order not to worry his relatives and friends, Zhuge Dachang did not publicize the fact that he was injured, nor did he transfer back to the designated hospital of China Merchants Bank, but instead remained in Zhuhai for treatment, with Wu Ming taking care of him.

  At noon, Wu Ming was carrying a physical examination form and running around the hospital. He had received a call from the personnel department that morning, saying that all employees of the company must submit their physical examination reports before the end of the year. As it happened, he was already in the hospital, which saved him a lot of trouble.

  The company emphasizes that bodyguards need to provide very detailed physical examination reports, as they will be directly facing clients, so the requirements are relatively strict. Wu Ming ran for an entire morning and still hadn't finished the check-up, at this time, he was in the urology department consulting with a specialist doctor about an important issue.

  Nowadays, medical technology is advanced, and nose jobs, breast augmentation, and butt lifts are all common. Wu Ming wondered if it was possible to get a penis enlargement. Although he thought his second brother was big enough already, he didn't mind getting even bigger.

  It's easy to make the second brother really big, just cut it off and replace it with a new one. As long as there is enough money, it's no problem to install the organs of an elephant.

  The doctor's words scared Wu Ming out of his wits, and the consultation ended with him cooperating with the old doctor to take off his pants, letting a pair of turbid old eyes observe at close range his majestic second brother, confirming that the man's function was not a problem. After that, he walked out of the urology department with a worried expression.

  No matter how big or fat someone else's chicken is, it will never be as good as the one raised in your own home. After decades of affection from childhood to adulthood, you can't bear to part with it. Even if you harden your heart and sell it, what if it turns out to be a sick chicken?

  A silent rooster, no matter how big, is of what use? Moreover, in the instant when the knife falls, he will bid a temporary farewell to his identity as a man. Wu Ming thought about it and felt a chill run down his spine. He walked along, lost in thought, until he arrived at the Proctology Department on the 27th floor.

  Let a man be fearless, in the public toilet everyone is still peeking around, but let a man himself... Wu Ming couldn't bear it, even if the doctor wasn't available, he spent half a day in the proctology department, and finally a small nurse followed him into the small room with a blush.

  Wu Ming's chrysanthemum is extremely healthy and can be described as tender and beautiful, if it were to be sold, it would definitely be a best-seller. Of course, this profession is something he will never consider in his lifetime.

  The physical examination is over, and it's all done as soon as the test results come out. Wu Ming shook his head with the physical examination form in his hand. Although he had deliberately restrained himself, some of his physical data were still much higher than those of ordinary people.

  His lung capacity is four times that of a normal person? Wu Ming revealed a wry smile, if he hadn't come to his senses in time, the result might have been ten times worse. When testing his sense of smell, he could tell that the bottle contained Wahaha purified water. Pigs and dogs both have extremely keen senses of smell, but they can't compare to him.

  What made Wu Ming laugh was that when he was testing his reflex nerves, the female doctor tapped his knee and he kicked her in the chest, a behavior that was almost like playing a thug, which earned him a comment of slow reaction.

  Generally speaking, the physical examination results are still reliable, but only Wu Ming himself knows how much water this physical examination report has been infiltrated with. If the real physical examination report is taken out, I believe many research institutions will welcome him with a scalpel.

  Was I really a monster who popped out of the cracks in the stone?

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  Back in the pediatric ward, Zhu Ge Dachang was lying on the bed watching TV. Wu Ming sat down beside him on the sofa and casually asked: "Have you eaten yet?"

  "Finished eating, physical examination is over?"

  "Just waiting for a few more test results and I'll be done."

  Zhuge Dachang's face showed a look of embarrassment, and he blinked his eyes: "Didn't you say you wanted to consult about the rhinoplasty? What did the doctor say?"

  Wu Ming cried with a sad face and said: "The doctor said that he can only cut it off and replace it with a new one."

  Zhuge Dachang chuckled and said, "Then let's exchange! It would be best to install an imported one, that would be more impressive."

  "Swap wives!" Wu Ming's face turned red with rage, "Then whose child will the one born later be? Who knows, maybe a native African will be born, and by then, even if you don't wear a green hat, your head will still be green."

  Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but hold his belly and laugh loudly, laughing for a while before asking: "If you don't switch to heavy artillery, how are you going to conquer the Ice Mountain Sister?"

  Wu Ming fell silent, his face filled with disappointment. In that massage parlor where they hung a sheep's head but sold dog meat, he had suffered his first defeat at the hands of a woman in his life. The more he thought about it, the more unbearable it became. Two days later, he rallied and went again, directly asking for that female technician. She was reading a magazine, but soon switched to playing with her phone instead.

  What made Wu Ming collapse was that his efforts still did not get a response, the extremely poor female technician was still unmoved, Cheng Da didn't even gasp for breath, with an expressionless face, making him feel like he had scooped up water from a well with a bamboo stick.

  Even if it's that cold, can't you do it to the extent of having no expression? Two days later, Wu Ming, who didn't believe in evil, launched another fierce attack on her. Finally, the female technician was no longer reading magazines, no longer playing with her phone, and fell asleep while lying down.

  How can there be such a woman? Using all his strength but it's like hitting cotton, it's really hurtful. Wu Ming was a bit disheartened and lost confidence in his second brother, which is why he had the idea of raising chickens.

  Wu Ming remained silent, and Zhuge Dachang started to come up with a plan, "Three Guis! Why don't you take some male enhancement pills, apply some spiritual oil, and then go again? Hold on for a few more hours, I bet she won't be able to stay quiet!"

  "Get out!" Wu Ming cursed with a smile: "I'm afraid she hasn't even made a sound, and I've already lost my life."

  "Anyway, even if you don't feel like it, pretending to call out a couple of times won't kill you, right?" Zhuge Dachang said with a look of righteous indignation, "I think we should go to the labor union and report her, she's really unprofessional."

  "How can you sue without evidence?" Wu Ming retorted, shaking his head and sighing, "Others are also doing business with their legs open, it's not easy to make money lying down."

  Zhuge Dachang clenched his fist and said viciously: "In a few days, when my injury heals, we brothers will join forces to conquer her!"

  Why does this sound disgusting? If we're brothers, it's great to fight together with cannons, but why do two people have to fire their cannons at the same place?

  Wu Ming got goosebumps all over his body and hastily stood up saying: "I'm going out to eat, do you want me to bring something back for you?"

  "I brought back this laptop, I want to go online."

  Wu Ming slapped his thigh and said, "I almost forgot to mention that our computer and luggage are still on Nanshan Island. Yang Jielei's old nest might have been sealed off by the police, I don't know if we can get our stuff back."

  Zhuge Dachang curled his lips and said: "It's just a few pieces of clothing and a broken computer, what's there to be nervous about?"

  "Nonsense! I've downloaded dozens of gigs of the latest porn on my computer, and I haven't even had a chance to watch it yet!" Wu Ming hastily said: "No way, I'm going to go ask at the police station." After finishing speaking, he quickly walked out of the hospital room.

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  In the Golden Bay area of Zhuhai, two men, one fat and one thin, hastily walked through the lobby of a large hotel, directly climbed the stairs to the sixth floor, and then knocked on the door and entered a luxurious room.

  The tall and slightly fat one is called Xu Kang, the relatively thin and small one is called Zhen Jun, they are all detectives of the National Security Bureau's Sixth Division, Tang Yuxiao's most trusted subordinates, nicknamed "Dead Fatty" and "Dashing Brother".

  As soon as they entered the room, they went straight to find water to drink. Tang Yu sat on a leather computer chair, gave them a glance and asked: "What have you found out?"

  "It's been found out......" Xu Kang put down his water cup and said seriously: "In the past few days, the person that little brat had the most contact with, apart from Zhu Ge Da Chang, was the auntie who guards the public toilet outside the entrance of Zhuhai No. 2 Hospital."

  "That's right..." Zhen Jun's elegant middle-parted hair fluttered as he continued, "He went to that public toilet five times, and each time he bought toilet paper. It's really too suspicious."

  "He might be doing something indecent in the public toilet!"

  Although they had only been together for a few years, Tang Yuyan was very familiar with the personalities of this pair of jokers and knew that they were just playing dumb. She said impatiently, "Stop messing around, let's talk business."

  Xu Kang chuckled twice and said: "Head... that kid has no problem except for his private life being a bit messy."

  Zhen Jun nodded and said, "We've investigated that massage parlor, the boss behind it is just a small-time hoodlum with no connection to this case."

  "Is there a good person who goes to that kind of place three times a week?" Tang Yu Yan's face was thin with anger, and she snorted: "This kind of scum who harms women should be taken out and shot."

  Xu Kang sneered: "Imprudent private life and you'll be shot? Isn't that a bit too serious?"

  "I don't care who he is..." Tang Yuxiao said in a low voice: "Based on my intuition, I think there's definitely something wrong with him."

  "Or else..." Zhen Jun's face showed a inquiring expression as he said: "Shall we catch him and bring him back?"

  "How to catch? What reason to catch?" Tang Yuyan said with a sigh, "Before we find conclusive evidence, we don't even have the power to summon him."

  "He's a member of Dragon Tooth...” Xu Kang showed a serious expression and calmly said, “The top special forces taking on dozens of armed thugs isn't anything strange, is it? Why do you suspect him? If he was a bad person, how could the former captain of Dragon Tooth, Gu, protect him?”

  "That antique gave us a fake file, they might have been deceived by Wu Ming's ability and wanted to absorb him... " Tang Yu Yan showed a hint of indignation, saying: "A white and transparent returnee, no entry record, such a person is definitely not simple."

  There is no evidence at present, and it's meaningless to continue discussing this topic. Zhen Jun hastily changed the subject, "By the way, you were in such a hurry to call us back, what's going on?"

  "Later we will go to the island where the case occurred with the police to investigate and collect evidence..." Tang Yu said while packing things up, "This is a huge case, it must be solved as soon as possible."

  After exchanging a few words of no importance, the three left the hotel and took a taxi to the seaside.

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