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  I'm not afraid of poor work performance, I'm afraid of lumbar disc protrusion. It's okay to get anything, but it's not okay to get sick. Zhuge Dachang only spent 15 days in the hospital and spent 13,000 yuan. Fortunately, he didn't suffer any fractures or injuries, otherwise the cost might have doubled.

  After half a month of careful fertilization and care, the new flesh on Zhuge Dachang's leg grew well, the wound had basically healed, and only two or three more changes of medicine were needed to recover. Early in the morning, he received a notice from the doctor saying that he could be discharged from the hospital.

  Zhuge Dachang was hospitalized due to injury, not illness. He didn't belong to the "returning customer" category, so before leaving, he still got stabbed once more. When Wu Ming helped him with the discharge procedures, the nurse was accompanying him for a physical examination.

  The examination was so detailed that even his male function was checked. After the examination, the doctor gave him a very serious suggestion: in order to have a more harmonious and perfect sex life, it is recommended that he get circumcised. Zhuge Dachang almost flipped over the table.

  He came to the internal medicine department, heard that he often had diarrhea, and the internist suspected that there might be some problem with his appendix, indirectly affecting his digestive function. The doctor suggested removing the appendix to eliminate future troubles.

  Spare my sister! Although the appendix doesn't have much function, it's still a piece of flesh on my body. The skin and hair I received from my parents, who dares to remove a part from me? Zhuge Dachang is furious, whoever dares to operate on him will be hospitalized permanently.

  The doctor immediately sent his sincere blessings and congratulations, saying that there were no major problems with the body and it was possible to be discharged from the hospital.

  Walking out of the hospital shoulder to shoulder, Wu Ming showed a regretful expression and sighed: "What a pity! The medical expenses are reimbursable, why not stay for a few more days?"

  "I'm so fed up with living in the hospital, I'm about to get sick from it... " Zhuge Dachang rubbed his fists together and said with a sinister tone: "If you like living in the hospital, I can help. Tell me, do you want hemiplegia or quadriplegia?"

  "The wound hasn't healed yet, why are you in such a hurry to be discharged?"

  "Cut... did you think I didn't know what was on your mind? You just wanted to take advantage of me being in the hospital, so you could use it as an excuse to slack off and rest."

  Wu Ming scratched his head and dryly said: "Our vacation time is really too little."

  "Only the doctor and I know about my discharge... " Zhuge Dachang showed a sly expression, and smiled treacherously: "We play here for ten or eight days, who will know?"

  "Big guys really have great wisdom......" Wu Ming raised his thumb, delightedly saying: "Then we'll stay for a few more days before heading back."

  The two men's small abacus was soon empty, and as soon as they returned to the hotel, they received a cold call urging them to return to the company quickly. Wu Ming's face turned black, had that little girl planted a mole here? Otherwise, how would the news be so quick?

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had booked their tickets back to China Eastern Airlines for the afternoon, and with a few hours still to go before boarding, they took a taxi specially to 'pass by' that massage parlour which hung up sheep heads but sold dog meat.

  There is a wonderful woman, she is the unspeakable pain in Wu Ming's heart. Fortunately, the unscrupulous friend Zhuge Dachang pointed out the way for him. Want to make her hurt? Want to make her impulsive? Want to make her recite loudly? Then just burst her chrysanthemum and it's done!

  How could Laozi not have thought of that? Wu Ming was overjoyed when he heard this, the small cloud in his heart dispersed, and his mood suddenly became clear and bright.

  In the midst of obscurity, there was already a fixed number. If fate has it, then it must be; if not, don't force it. The massage parlor unexpectedly closed down, with only one middle-aged beggar sitting outside the door. Wu Ming found that his gaze kept lingering on his own suit pocket. His mind was very clear, and he immediately went forward to ask about the situation.

  "Excuse me, why is it closed here?"

  A middle-aged beggar revealed a profound and unfathomable gaze, saying slowly: "Wood that is visible in the forest will inevitably be destroyed by the wind. When things reach an extreme, they must reverse themselves. Prosperity advancing towards decline is inevitable. The master of this house has committed crimes and has been captured by the authorities, it's far from seeing the daylight again."

  This is a knowledgeable and cultured new era beggar, Wu Ming smiled secretly, he probably understood that the boss here was caught by the police and the store might have been sealed off. He sighed, reached into his pocket and took out the change from the taxi fare earlier, casually dropping it into the middle-aged beggar's broken bowl.

  Just as Wu Ming turned around and was about to leave, the middle-aged beggar called out: "Young man, stop!"

  "Anything else?"

  The middle-aged beggar smiled and said nothing, picked up a wooden sign from the ground and shook it, on which was written: Each conversation requires a deposit of no less than 50 yuan!

  A gust of cold wind blew by, Wu Ming's mouth twitched, this beggar really knows how to make money, he might even earn more than a lawyer. Considering it as doing a good deed for the day, Wu Ming took out his wallet and threw a 100-yuan bill into the bowl.

  "Good, good, good..." The middle-aged beggar exclaimed repeatedly, praising: "Knowing to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, it's really rare for a young person."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose and smiled: "Then I'll be off."

  "Wait..." The middle-aged beggar took out an old book from his tattered cotton-padded jacket and handed it to Wu Ming, saying: "This book is for you."

  The old beggar on TV usually gave out some sort of secret manual, Wu Ming curiously accepted the thread-bound ancient book and flipped through a few pages, finding that they were all traditional characters, which seemed to make some sense. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Thanks for your generous gift!"

  Wu Ming crossed the road and walked towards Zhuge Dachang, who was sitting on a bench at the newspaper stand. When he returned, Zhuge Dachang asked curiously: "What did you talk to that beggar about?"

  "Brother Pig! If you give two bucks..." Wu Ming smiled and replied irrelevantly, "Can it be turned into one hundred or one thousand?"

  "I won't turn into magic!"

  "No need to play magic tricks, just buy a broken bowl and squat by the road...” Wu Ming shook his head and sighed: “I only now realize that in this day and age, beggars make more money than lawyers!”

  "What did the beggar give?"

  Wu Ming picked up the ancient book and patted it gently in his hand, raising an eyebrow and said: "I don't know, maybe it's a martial arts secret manual!"

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  Where the heart is, home is. After taking a plane for over two hours and then sitting in a car for several more, Wu Ming and Zhuge Daichang finally returned home at nightfall, exhausted from their journey. This time, coming back home left them with a deep feeling, almost as if they had come back as ghosts rather than humans.

  The villa's lights were on, and two men walked into the villa, entering the house. As soon as they stepped inside, they saw the person they had been thinking about most, and their hearts gradually warmed up.

  Yan Ruyu jumped up in surprise, then revealed a bright smile, and ran to Wu Ming's front, excitedly saying: "You're back, why didn't you notify us at all?"

  Wu Ming tossed the small package in his hand and opened his arms to tightly hug Yan Ruyu, smelling the faint scent of her hair. This was the smell of home, the feeling of coming home was great!

  "What's wrong?"

  Wu Ming's face lit up like jade, and he heavily kissed her pretty face, saying lightly: "Nothing, just thought of it."

  Yan rubbed her face, wrinkled up her cute nose and pouted: "It's really dirty to death."

  Feng Wusong shivered and said irritably, "I say, can't you two be less mushy? This is a public place, don't treat us like invisible people!"

  "Musou, I've brought you a gift!"

  Wu Ming used gifts as bait and lured Yan Ruyu back to the room, and Little Lamb was caught off guard by Big Gray Wolf.

  After a fiery kiss, Yan Ruyi panted heavily, fluttering her long eyelashes, and asked with a puzzled face: "It seems strange today? Is there something?"

  "It's nothing..." Wu Ming pinched a few times on Yan Ruyu's plump buttocks, and continued with a playful face: "Our little pig's butt is still so round!"

  "Stinky rascal!" Yan Ruyu slapped Wu Ming's chest and said with a pout, "Don't squeeze anymore, it's not dough."

  "If you don't pinch the buttocks, what else can you pinch? The buttocks are where the flesh is thickest on the body."

  "What a rascal!" Yan Ruyu's rosy face turned beet red, and she slapped Wu Ming several times, saying angrily, "You're really shameless to death."

  Wu Ming gently pushed Yan Ruyu onto the soft big bed, stretched out his fingers to caress her delicate and tempting red lips, and said in a slightly hoarse voice: "I really want to have you now!"

  "No way!" Yan Ruyu covered her clothes with both hands, obviously very scared, but with a fierce face: "If you dare to touch me, I'll scream!"

  "It's just a thin membrane, it won't rise in value if left alone..." Wu Ming said with a smile: "Hehe! Let brother help you break through it."

  "What's a hymen? That's our women's chastity..." Yan Ruyu's face turned red with rage, and she kicked and scolded Wu Ming: "If my mom finds out I'm not a virgin before marriage, she'll kill me."

  "Now that science and technology are so advanced, even if...". Wu Ming coughed lightly twice and changed his words: "In short, even if it's broken, we can still go to the hospital for repairs!"

  "Don't even think about it before we get married..." Yan Ruyi hummed, pushing Wu Ming away and sitting up with a huff: "Big bad egg! I'm not talking to you."

  "Marry me!" Wu Ming's brain heated up, and the words of proposal slipped out of his mouth.

  Yan Ruyu suddenly stopped in her tracks, revealing an expression of disbelief. However, she soon felt unfulfilled as this was far from the romantic proposal scene she had imagined. With a bashful and endearing tone, she muttered: "You scoundrel! No sincerity at all."

  It's indeed not very sincere, as if he proposed just for the sake of getting married. Wu Ming showed a slightly embarrassed expression and dryly said: "Then how can I show my sincerity?"

  "Think for yourself! Fool!" Yan Ruyu's face turned red with shyness as she said: "Do you need to ask others about this kind of thing?"

  "Do I have to be like those on TV, rent a tractor and kneel down to propose? Wu Ming smiled and said with a big mouth: "Anyway, no matter how I propose, you will agree, why bother with so much trouble?"

  "Who says I'll definitely agree?" Yan Ruyu made a ghostly face, then flew out of the room like a happy little bird, saying cheerfully: "Even if I agree, it's useless, I have to get past my parents first."

  Wu Ming rubbed his nose, wondering how he ended up proposing to Yan Xiaozhu. It seemed like his brain was really feverish, talking about marriage so quickly, it all felt very awkward. But if they didn't get married, there wouldn't be a chance to get in the car, what a dilemma!

  Is it worth giving up an ocean for a drop of water?

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