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  What I'm smoking isn't cigarettes, what I'm smoking is loneliness.

  Surrounded by smoke, Wu Ming, who had just finished bathing, leaned against the headboard wearing only his underwear, exhaling clouds of smoke. The cigarettes were obtained from Feng Wuxiang, and although he didn't have a smoking habit, he had already smoked several in a row, yet couldn't quite grasp that ethereal feeling.

  He actually couldn't sleep! Wu Ming had a helpless expression, his mind was like a tangled mess, with many small knots that he couldn't untie. At this moment, the one lying beside him wasn't Yan Ruyi, but a pillow. Currently, the relationship between him and the pillow was still very innocent, but it would be hard to say after tonight.

  To prevent Wu Ming from making a sneak attack, Yan Ruyu refused to share a bed with him.

  What a nuisance! Why did he say something about proposing? Although things with Yan Xiaozhu are going well, talking about marriage now seems premature.

  Marriage is not just a matter of two people, it's about merging two families together. Will there be conflicts later on? How will we spend our daily lives with the mundane tasks like cooking and household chores? Should we be buried together after death? All these need to be carefully considered.

  "This is a top priority in life! You only get married a few times in your lifetime, and you must be careful when marrying your first wife. Absolutely cannot act rashly." Wu Ming spat out a puff of smoke, entangled in thought.

  Different beds, same dream; Yan Ruyu was also unable to sleep due to Wu Ming's proposal, but unlike him, she wasn't annoyed - she was excited.

  She hugged the teddy bear on the bed, rolling back and forth from time to time, making a chuckling sound, with happiness overflowing in her eyes. If she knew what Wu Ming was thinking now, she might have rushed out with scissors.

  From today on, I'll be in charge of making money to support the family, and you'll be in charge of being as beautiful as a flower, with skin as white as jade. After kissing her lovely sheep doll, her enchanting big eyes curved into crescent moons, and she looked forward to the future days. She decided to start learning how to cook tomorrow, to become a virtuous woman who can enter the kitchen.

  At 2:30 in the morning, Wu Ming, who still couldn't sleep, got up and walked to the window, wanting to emulate the ancients' long sighs under the moonlight, trying to squeeze out a few eternal verses. As soon as he opened the glass window, a gust of cold wind rushed in, it was really cold! He quickly closed the window, his leg hair almost froze off.

  Lying back on the bed, Wu Ming picked up the ancient book that the middle-aged beggar had given him and placed it on his bedside table. He had originally thought it was a crappy martial arts manual from a street stall, but after flipping open the blurry cover, he realized it wasn't. The title of the book was "Bian Que's Divine Formula", a medical book that collected various folk remedies.

  Who is Bian Que? I've only heard of the divine doctor Bian Que, who is this Bian Que? Could it be Bian Que's sister? It should be correct, Wu Ming thought, if she's indeed Bian Que's sister, she must also have some extraordinary medical skills.

  Although they were all traditional characters, Wu Ming barely understood them and quickly turned to the "Zhuang Yang" chapter, which was the only prescription he was interested in. Having ten women's legs not soft had always been his dream.

  The first prescription was 'Dali Wan', Wu Ming's eyes twitched twice, this pill was sold by vendors on the bridge, regardless of whether you were male or female, old or young, tall or short, fat or thin, it had an effect, guaranteed to make you shit until heaven and earth were angry.

  The medicinal materials needed for the Great Power Pill are extremely outrageous, one of which is a thousand-year-old ginseng. Wu Ming's face showed disdain, "A thousand years? It's already become a spirit, where can I find it?"

  The second '壮阳汤' is also outrageous, one of the ingredients requires a white tiger's penis. At this age, tigers are protected animals, let alone the extremely rare white tiger. If you were to castrate a white tiger in a zoo, you'd probably end up wearing handcuffs and digging coal for the rest of your life. Just thinking about it makes Wu Ming break out in cold sweat.

  He lit a cigarette, and Wu Ming's interest waned as he flipped to the next entry 'Divine Dragon Great Supplement Wine', all of which were common poisonous snakes, suddenly piquing his interest, afterwards he felt a bit nauseous.

  The medicine isn't a big deal, it's just the medicine guide 'Tian Kui Zhi Xue' that he can't accept. Isn't Tian Kui Zhi Xue just what women get every month? It's too disgusting, right?

  Little pig, has Big Aunt come? Give me two more cups of wine! At that time, will Xian Little Pig kick me to death or what? Wu Ming couldn't help but laugh, and didn't even notice the cigarette butt had fallen onto his pants...

  Until the cigarette butt burned through his pants, Wu Ming suddenly let out a loud cry and jumped up from the bed, tore off his pants and rushed into the bathroom. After pouring a basin of cold water on his second brother, he walked out with his buttocks exposed, shivering. Fortunately, only the skin was injured, what a relief.

  Just then, the door burst open with a "bang", and Zhuge Dachang rushed in, shouting anxiously: "What's going on? What's happening?" Then he saw the man who wasn't wearing underwear...

  "Three Treasures! From now on, it's better to run naked at home, never go outside, the influence is bad!"

  "Wu Ming covered his crotch and said hastily: 'Sister! I didn't run naked, it just so happened that I wasn't wearing underwear.'"

  "Oh... so you sleep naked?"

  "I don't sleep naked, oh dear... it's hard to explain!"

  Wu Ming's explanation was a bit pale, fortunately, the only one who rushed in was Zhuge Dachang, who got up at midnight to pee. If two women came, he would really want to die. He showed an expression of wanting to cry but having no tears, secretly sighing that smoking was indeed very harmful to his second brother.

  Everyone knows that smoking is harmful to the lungs, but only Wu Ming thinks that smoking is more harmful to his second brother. This way of thinking is hard for ordinary people to understand.

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  The black dog in the backyard barked, and when it was time for dawn to break, it broke!

  The noisy barking of dogs woke up Wu Ming, he yawned and sat up, although still sleepy, but today he had to go to the company for registration, and didn't want to get out of bed.

  After putting on his clothes, he heard Dong Nan Xi Bei still calling. He opened the door and walked out onto the balcony, just in time to see a black thing being thrown out of the kitchen downstairs, immediately causing five black dogs to fight over it.

  Wu Ming went downstairs to the kitchen, where Yan Ruyi was busily making breakfast. Although this little woman couldn't cook, she got up so early just to make a meal, and her kind intentions were truly precious.

  However, in order to destroy the evidence, she actually threw away the overcooked food to feed the dogs. It's a bit lovely how bad she is. Wu Ming revealed a smile and greeted: "Good morning!"

  "Up already?" Yan Ruyu turned her head and smiled, hastily putting a fried egg into the plate before continuing, "Breakfast will be ready soon, go wait in the dining hall."

  When the three-egg omelette with ham was served, Wu Ming's face changed slightly. Yan Ruyu wiped her hands on her apron and smiled: "Quickly try my loving breakfast!"

  "Is it a black-hearted breakfast?" Wu Ming's face stiffened and he said gruffly, "The breakfast was made by our family's little pig with her own hands, of course I'll eat it."

  "Make sure to finish it all up!" Yan Ruyu reminded in a soft voice, and then turned around and walked towards the kitchen, "I also made a cake!"

  What? What else? How many tricks did she prepare?! A phrase flashed through Wu Ming's mind: "Three thousand to take a life!"

  Wu Ming hadn't even started tasting the food yet, when Yan Ruyu ran out again, excitedly shouting: "How is it? How is it? How's the breakfast I cooked?"

  Wu Ming took a sip of water and said, "Hmm... the boiled water is not bad!" Seeing Yan Ruyi's face turn black, he quickly changed the subject: "Right, I think there's no flour at home? What did you use to make the cake?"

  "This young lady has a way...” Yan Ruyu showed a mysterious expression, and after keeping it for just a few seconds, she couldn't help but continue with a proud tone: “I used a soy milk maker to grind instant noodles into powder to make a cake, how about that? Am I clever?”

  It's okay, it's not lime powder!

  Wu Ming let out a breath of relief and praised: "Really clever!"

  "Never mind, my cake is almost done..." Yan Ruyu hastily turned around, thought for a moment and then turned back, her face stern as she added: "Hurry up and eat, I'll be leaving after you're done."

  "Okay, I'll finish it."

  Just as Wu Ming was in a desperate situation, Zhuge Dachang appeared, which made his eyes light up. He hastily waved his hand and shouted: "Pig brother! Come over quickly!"

  Wu Ming's smile was very flattering, and Zhuge Dachang's mind sounded a loud alarm, with ulterior motives! He asked guardedly: "What's the matter?"

  "Wu Ming asked solemnly: 'Am I considered a brother?'"

  "Uh...this is a bit of a situation!"

  "If you were my brother, come and have breakfast with me!"

  As expected, nothing good! On the black table, Zhuge Dachang immediately turned his head to one side, pretending to exercise his hands and feet, muttering to himself: "Today's weather is not bad, I'll go out for a workout." After finishing speaking, he slipped away quickly.

  Damn it! He's really ungrateful! Wu Ming showed a hint of indignation, fantasizing the black-hearted breakfast in the plate into delicious food, forked up a string of ham and put it in his mouth, slightly sour, sweet and bitter, the taste was truly strange.

  Because they rarely cooked at home and didn't have any oil, Yan Ruyu used fruit juice to stew the ham and eggs. Wu Ming ate it with tears of joy in his eyes.

  On his way to work, Wu Ming still held a square-shaped cake in his hand. The cake had an eerie metallic luster and was the infamous 'unleavened instant noodle cake' that hadn't been fermented or baked. It was even harder than a brick, and taking one bite could shatter your front teeth.

  If such a pie were to fall from the sky, it could kill people alive. If this cake is used to cover buildings, there might not be any tofu dregs projects anymore.

  Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang arrived at the company and went straight to the business department, then stormed into the manager's office. As soon as they entered, Robert immediately put on a smile and said, "Our two heroes are back? Tea or coffee?"

  Wu Ming took out a 'board brick' and said in a low voice: "I'm not in the mood today, so I won't drink."

  "Robert asked nervously: '...what's in your hand?'"

  "Instant noodles! My lunch today."

  "Instant noodles?" Robert took a deep breath and asked curiously: "What brand of instant noodles is this? Why does it look like a brick?"

  Wu Ming's mouth curled up, and he sneered: "Love noodle soup! Want to try some?"

  "No, no, thank you......" Robert forced a smile and asked cautiously: "What brings you to find me?"

  Wu Ming understood at a glance and snorted: "What else can there be? Just report and sign!"

  "Huh?" Robert's face showed a surprised expression, and he asked: "Didn't Director Leng inform you? From now on, she will personally be in charge of our case."

  "Why?" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang said in unison.

  "Because of our business department's mistake, we took that damn case, and Mr. Cold was furious, we all got our salaries deducted..." Robert showed a bitter smile, stood up, slightly bowed, and solemnly said: "Sorry! I apologize on behalf of the business department, to show our apology, I'll take you guys out for dinner at Caesar's Palace tonight."

  When Zhuge Dachang showed a smile of understanding, Wu Ming nodded and smiled: "Can we bring our companions to the banquet?"

  Robert smiled and said: "Of course, of course!"

  "Then let's go first."

  As Wu Ming walked out of the business department, he exchanged a glance with Zhuge Dachang, both revealing a strange expression. Why did she personally take over our case? Is she very free? If she is very free, then the company may not be far from bankruptcy.

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